>Guarding >Its what you did >Guarding some big warehouse on the outskirts of a big city >What was in the warehouse? >You didn't care much >The sun paraded itself in a cloudless sky, whilst birds chirped and the slight noise of traffic could be heard in the distance >You usually didn't mind the sun >But goddamn was it hot today >The uniform didn't help either >You were sweating like a stuffed pig >A new labour law concerning 'the use of humans in the workplace' demanded that protective equipment be issued to humans in 'high risk' areas >Because you were a guard-human, your protective equipment consisted of slash proof body armour >Just incase a predator decided to get a little too vicious with you >Stab Vest, Shin pads, elbow pads, you name it >You had to wear it >You felt like one of those SWAT guys, except your stab vest had an integrated harness, so a lead could be attached     >Your handler, who towered a few feet over you even when you were fully standing, huffed in boredom >"We've already done 5 laps of the perimeter, checked with the other patrols and swept for blind-spots" he declared with a hint of pain in his voice >"I don't think there's much left to do, boy" he added whilst twirling the lead that connected your harness to his wrist >It was ironic you thought that your handler, a husky, was calling you 'boy' >But hey, there were worse jobs, even if this one was criminally boring from time to time       >About an hour had passed since your brief, one sided conversation >The handler's radio began to blare out some incomprehensible noise >"Say again?" he asked, grabbing the radio >Whoever was on the other end of the radio began to howl back, a little clearer this time "Get around to the southeast corner, some idiot is trying to climb the fence" >Your felt a tug on your harness >Show time >You scrambled around to the southeast end of the warehouse, in hopes of being the first to get your hands on whoever decided to make your day >No such luck however, in the distance you could see that two other guard humans had already beat you to it, grappling the legs of a tall figure >Your Handler unhooked you from your lead >"Go git em'" he bellowed with great enthusiasm >Running towards your target, you quickly began to notice they were a Tiger, roughly about 9 feet tall >Didn't matter >You knew exactly where you'd get him >You lept at the Tiger's chest, and quickly started going for his face >Had to quell that pent up anger and boredom somehow >If you ever get the chance to see a predator get jumped by guard humans >Don't miss it >Its hilarious >Well, your handler got a laugh out of it at least   >Eventually, you and the two other humans were pulled off the idiot >You'd been wailing on him for a good five minutes >Some guards 'helped' the tiger to his feet >And promptly cuffed him >You felt a paw rustle through your hair >"Good boy, we did good this time didn't we?" >You didn't answer that, it was a rhetorical question >You were always a good boy >Still, you reckoned you'd get extra treats with your kibble tonight for this >Returning to your post underneath the hot sun, you wondered if tomorrow would be this interesting