>Couch potato in Equestria.
>You're laying on the couch playing Pokemon Yellow on your gameboy color when a knock is heard on the door.
"Come in."
>It opens and Rarity walks inside.
>"Oh Femanon~"
>She walks over to the couch and climbs on top of your body like some sort of dog.
>You could care less though, you're trying to catch Mewtwo.
>"Being the silent type today darling? I like it."
>She straddles your stomach and starts to grind her hips a little bit.
>Mewtwo is one hit away from death and you've got a lot of ultra balls.
>She begins to massage your breasts with her hooves.
>Just put Mewtwo to sleep.
>Hopefully that helps.
>She then lifts your shirt and nuzzles her muzzle between them.
>If you weren't so deep in concentration while hitting A trying to catch Mewtwo, maybe you would be pissed at this.
>After a few minutes of just laying there, she crawls back out of your shirt and goes to your crotch.
>She spreads your legs as you use thunder wave on him.
>Then she leans down to your crotch and rubs at it with a hoof.
>It feels good, but there's no time to moan.
>You have to catch Mewtwo.
>Her tongue slowly drags along your inner thigh, sending a shiver up your back.
>When she gets to your pussy, she takes a deep breath in.
>She recoils in disgust of the stench.
>"Femanon!"
"That's me."
>"When was the last time you took a shower?!"
"Dunno."
>"What?!"
"Shut up, I'm trying to Pokemon."
>She jumps off the couch and heads for the door, mumbling something about rotten cabbages and fish.
>Mewtwo kills off your last pokemon.
>Your eye twitches.
>Fucking Mewtwo.