---The Essay---
A timeless classic by Tyrone Johnson (c) 2014 ORIGINAL IDEA DONUT STEEL
 
Twas the night before Tuesday, and all through Yanmaku; not a creature was stirring, not even Kenji. Hisao had snuck into the girls dorm with care, in hopes that he'd see Emi sitting there. "Hello?" asked Hisao, knocking on the door. "Come in!" Cried Emi, sitting on the floor. "What's with all the paper?" Hisao inquired, looking tired and pale, "I'm writing an essay!" said Emi, "but I've got nothing! I'm utterly stumped about what to write!". Hisao laughed so hard he suffered another heart attack and died. The last words he heard were "Hisao you ass"
 
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