>Holy fuck I hurt, where... where am I?
>My body writhing in agony I try to sit up but every inch of my body protested against me with pain.
>I laid back down, my body covered in bandages, the bed very soft and comfortable.
>I looked around
>"What, where the hell am I?'
>I was inside some kinda... tree home thing, I tried to remember what had happened.
>But everything was blank and my head was killing me.
>Then from another area of the home I could hear humming and it was getting louder.
>"oh good maybe I can ask my caretaker what has happened."
>Then to my surprise a yellow...pony with a pink mane entered.
>"What in the actual fuck is going on."
>She looked at me and must have seen the fear in my eyes
>"oh no don't be scared I'm here to help you" she said in a soft gentle voice.
>" oh good...wait did she just talk...WAIT DID SHE JUST FUCKING TALK!
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>I shout in surprise "DID YOU JUST TALK!?"
>She eeped back at my voice and in a tiny whisper
>"You...you can talk"
>I continued ranting "where am I?, who are you?, how did I get here?, how can you talk?,
>She was crouched in a corner on the verge of tears, now I feel like an asshole
>"Oh no no please don't cry I didn't mean to frighten you please don't cry."
>she stood and in an almost whisper "I...I'm Fluttershy."
>I give a warm welcoming smile "nice to meet you Fluttershy."
>feeling a little more comfortable she approached me then asked "wha-whats your name...if thats ok."
>I began to think but I could not remember my name so I chose one that felt somehow right like it was meant for me.
>"Call me Anonymous or Anon for short."
>She then tucked me back in "Anon you seem very nice." "t-thank you" wow wasn't she trusting me alittle too fast.
 
>I had began to doze back off when I heard voices outside all of them sounded female.
>Fluttershy then flew out the window...wait she's a pegasus the only pegasus I've seen is in studies of mythology...wait that was a piece of my memory that just returned.
>She told the voices "shhhh he's trying to sleep."
>A voice responds "we'll be quite I just want to see it"
>"He is not an "it" he talks and feels"
>"Oh please Fluttershy" said a brash sounding voice.
 
>I hear the door open and the clip-cloping of several hooves approach me.
>I turn to face them, and there stood three other ponies one was a purple unicorn she was in the front, to her left was a pegasus with a light blue coat and rainbow mane, on the right was a pink pony with darker curly pink mane who smelled of sweet baked goods.
>The purple one said"hey its awake."
>A tad offended at "it" I spoke
>"I have a name you know."
>The purple and light blue one back up but the pink one stood her ground wearing a smile
"ooooo hiya I'm pinkie pie what'syournamewhereyoufromhow'dyougethere-" then I lost track as her words raped my ear drums then she paused took a deep breath, she was smiling so hard I thought she was going to explode into sugary goods.
>The purple one steps forward "I'm sorry I didn't mean to be rude my name is Twilight Sparkle."
>The light blue one then said "My name is Rainbow Dash awsome-ist pony in Equestria." I had a gut feeling with this pony so I took a shot in the dark.
>"awsome-ist" isn't a word" I said smiling.
>She replied "smart ass" as I hoped.
"Better to be a smart ass then a dumb ass."
>She chuckled "your not half bad er..."
>"Anon."
 
>It seems Rainbow Dash was the one who found me, she was on "cloud patrol" whatever that is, when she found me all messed up beneath her napping tree.
>Believing I was some sort of animal she brought me to Fluttershy's place I thanked her then gave Fluttershy a tired look.
>"Ok everypony Anon is tired let him get his rest."
>Twilight unsatisfied "but I haven't had any of my questions answered."
>I actually wanted to answer her questions but I was just too tired so I said"come see me tomorrow I'll answer any questions you have, I'm just so tired."
>She nods "I understand" then they exit and the echoing of there hooves become more faint as I drift off asleep.
 
>I wake up in the middle of the night to a familiar humming and a hoof stroking my hair.
>"well this is quite pleasant... wait a minute, is Fluttershy stroking my hair...ooooook this got creepy real fast.
>"excuse me Fluttershy but why are stroking my hair?"
>"Shhhh Anon its ok your in good hooves."
>Oh god
>She laid down next to me in the bed and wrapped her fore hooves around me.
>Then she moved them down to...oh god is she gonna rape me!
>I wanted to scream but I was too far from town to be heard, I suffered in silence.