> wake up, for probably the thousandth time, in Equestria
> feel different though
> feel, wrong
> not good wrong
> rush to bathroom
> finish clearing your system
> something's not right
> I have no idea what kind of diseases exist in this world
> immediately go to hospital
doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I don't want to leave it to chance
> charismatic doctor with strong tenor voice
> "don't worry anon, we'll figure it out"
> put on sleeping medicine to reduce misery of illness
> fade in and out of consciousness
> doctors and nurses discussing what to do
> "first, take him off the sleep meds"
> "then?"
> "find a human expert"
> oh god, that can't be good
> wake up in hospital room
> lots of machines hooked up to me
> not sure if sick, or science experiment
> suddenly, fluttershy in nurse's outfit
> "oh my, anon, you don't look well at all"
fluttershy, you aren't a licensed physician
> "no, I'm not, but I am a human expert"
> can't bother to argue
> she checks temperature
> reads pulse
> and measures breathing
> takes a blood sample
> doctor fluttershy is legit
> "we'll run your bloodwork and diagnose you soon"
> gives a peck on the cheek and leaves me
that would've been cute if I didn't potentially have pony cancer or something
> lab results are in
> diagnosed with what is essentially E-coli
> put on meds
hey fluttershy
> "yes, anon?"
thanks
> "of course, anon"
> she leaves the room
> over next few days, feel better and better
> eventually time for release from hospital
> doctor fluttershy enters room
> "there's been a..... complication"
oh no
> "it seems the anti-biotics are having a..side effect"
what is it?
> "they're causing a swelling in your..prostate"
I didn't notice that
> "well the test results show there is"
what do you recommend we do?
> she hops on the bed
> "if we drain it, it'll shrink"
> she opens up lab coat, trying to look sexy
> hop off the bed
> run out of room
> claim first available wheelchair
> have a nurse wheel me out
> end up spending next few days clopping furiously
> feels like I need to pee all the time
> dammit, she was actually right for once