> knock on door
> derpy
> "gotcha mail for ya mister!"
> she salutes, then hands over mail
> invite to a party
> themed
> time travel themed
> gonna dress up like it's 1929
> go to party
> spot pinkie in a bright '50s esque skirt
> "neat-o party huh anon?"
I suppose so pikie
> spot fluttershy
> she's dressed in a very formal gown
> I'd hazard a guess at 17th century french
> "oh, hey anon.....do you like my dress?"
it's quite beautiful actually
> "do you really think so?"
yes, I do
> party goes on
> dancing
> music from every time period
> waltz
> "h-hey anon...wanna dance? That is....if you're ok with it"
I'd be delighted too mademoiselle Fluttershy
> we waltz
> nothing comes of it
> something's wrong
> where's the fetish?
> we leave party together
> walk her to her house, like a sir
> "would you like to come in?"
sure, we're all friends here
> we're not all friends here
> we walk inside
> she throws me on the couch
> hikes up her dress
> and plants herself down on me
> she fumbles with my pants
> I put my hat on her
> pull it down over her eyes
> use distraction to throw her off
> grab hat
> dust myself off
> "but, I thought you liked history"
I do
> "so then is it not your fetish?"
no, it's not
> jauntily stroll away with can and top hat