> become depressed
> no chance of love
> only love you've felt in ages was actually a mind control spell
> pony constantly harasses you
> the life of a man in Equestria isn't all it's cracked up to be
what the hell do I do now?
> knock on the door
go away fluttershy, not again
> "it's not fluttershy, silly, it's me"
> high pitched, somewhat nasaly voice
> it's pinkie pie
> might as well see what she's got planned
> "I thought we might give you a party, for your anniversary in Equestria"
> really don't feel up to it
no, that's ok pinkie, really
> "oh come on, don't be a party-spoiler-pants"
> she always has the most interesting names
well, if you must, but keep it small ok
> she consents, though she's probably lieing
> party at applejack's barn, at 7
> day goes on fairly smoothly
> haven't seen hide nor tail of fluttershy
> time for the party arrives> head on over, barn pitch black and dead silent
> double check time on invite
> suddenly, everybody
> 'happy anniversary!!"
> everyone I know, save for fluttershy, is here
> socializing, music, games, the works
> party's ok, but lack of human companions is still on my mind
> hide around a corner
> I'm not much of the partying type anyway
> notice fluttershy, getting down with herself
> in public
> she notices me, which only drives her to work herself harder and faster
> "mmm...I love doing naughty things in public"
somehow, I wasn't expecting this
> "I bet...mmhm.. it drives you wild..ahn..the idea of being caught like this"
not really fluttershy
> walk away
> enjoy rest of party, ignoring that corner for rest of night
> go home pondering whether public displays of sexuality are taboo in pony culture