... ... ...   'Morning, sleepyhead!   ...Huh? Who am I? That's a REAL silly question, baby!   It's me! Your Teddie! Y'know, your 'lil bear that you got WAAAY back when?   ...Naw, you're not asleep, silly, see?   *creaking bed sfx - She's bouncing.*   Weee~! Haven't done that in a while, huh?! ...Uh...? What's with that face...?   *Shuffling sheets sfx - Reader scrambling away- Sound optional.*   H-heyheyheyheyHEY! Stop all that, baby! It's just ME.   ...You really don't remember last night at ALL, do you? I do. Real well.   You looked out your window and wished that you had someone to share your LOVE with~! SO ROMANTIC~!   And that's when you saw that star! Good thing you wished in advance... It worked!   ...Why me? We've been through a LOT, baby! Two breakups, a move, high school, parents... And all the while, you never stopped loving me!   Every night we'd cuddle up night and snug, whether it was a cool, crisp night, or a rain-filled, foggy one. Just you and me!   And you know what? You never were ASHAMED of me. Not at all! Even when they threatened to rip me up or throw me out, you always kept me on your bed, or on your desk.   ...Mhm! I wouldn't know all that unless I WAS your teddie, would I? And let's not forget...~   Hee hee hee~! Those... OTHER times with me, baby.   You know... When you got all f-r-u-s-t-r-a-t-e-d. Hmhmhm... Don't look so red!   ...I enjoyed them. You certainly got creative after a while. I mean... You needed something better than your pillow, or a sock~! And you chose... ME~! Hee hee!   ...Oh, don't be like that! I don't  think it's lame at all! Just a NATURAL part of growing up, that's all! But... You know...?   What would it be like with me... like THIS...? Hee hee hee~! Aw, look at your face! It's SOOOO cute~! Stop all that sputtering and hug me already~!   ...   ...   Mmmmh. See? Doesn't that feel good? I can hug ALL of you now,  instead of you hugging me! Mm-mm-mmh. Yeah...   ... You're pokin' me, you know. You do? Heh. Must be the curves... Or the big tits. Or the nice thick butt~. Y'know, I look like that type of gal you look at in those magazines~! But I'll hush up 'bout those!   H-huh? You wanna... What? Hahah, okay... But not now. Later! You're gonna be late for work if you don't get going!!   Relax! I'll be here when you get back... I'll always be here for you, baby! Now scoot, go go go!     ...     Zzzz..... Zzzz- Wh- huh? Oh... *Yawn* Good mornin'... Well, evening, actually. How was work...?   ...Boring, like it usually was, huh? Wait... Those aren't your work clothes! Those are your regular clothes! Which means...   *Bed creaking sfx - She's sat up.*   You were in HERE, and you didn't WAKE ME UP! Oooooh, you meanie! Don't tell me...!   AWWW. You ate already and everything?! Darnit, darnit, darnit! There goes my "sexy housewife" routine...!   ...What? Pff. "Can I even cook?" Y-yeah! And EAT, too... Though I don't need to...   ...How long have you been home? ...Ah. That's a bit long... Oh...? Hahah, yeah, I remember...   Still, though, lettin' me sleep away while you did everything... That was kinda mean, baby~!   *Sfx of rustling, belt being undone, clothes hitting the floor.*   ...O-Oh. Y-yeah, you're ready for some "playtime," alright, heh...! So...   *Bed creaking sound sfx - You getting on and her getting on all fours. *   What did you want to do to me~? I can do a lot more than just... Lie back and take it...!   ...Ah? What's with that face?! Pfffffft~! You got undressed and everything and NOW you're all shy?!   Hahahahaha~! Oh my gosh, you were just- ahah~! Ahahah! A- Mmphh~!?   ...Mhh... Mph~! Mmmm.... Mmmwah~! Well... I didn't expect you to be so forward, you know. Again? Okay...   Mmmh...? Mph~! H-hey, w-whoa~!   *Soft thud sfx*   O-okay... I'm on my back... what do you want to- H-hey, what're you-   *Licking sfx*   uuuuuuunh~! H-holy... M-moly. You're licking m-meeeee~! Ah~! Anh~! Hahh...!   H-hey...! Y-y-you're actually...! G-guh...! GOOD at this~?! W-wh- uuuunh~... H-how!? You...! You've been... Ah~! AH~! OH GAWWWD...~!!!   Ungh~! MMMH~! N-Nnnnnh~!!!   ... Hahh... Haah... Ooooh.... N-no... N-no fair... Anh...! You...   You're really good at that, baby~... When'd you- Huh!?   *Shifting sheets sfx + Impact sfx*   Hhhnh?! W-whoa... I... Ah... Aheh... I thought it was big when I was just a toy~! B-baby, are you sure you're not going to break me with THAT?   Huh? "Just hold on...?!" W-whoa, hey! why're you holding my legs like that!?   You're s-so big!!! W-wa-   *Impact sfx - LOUD.*   AAAAAAAAAIITTTTTUH...~!   ...Hhngh. F-...(Squeak) FUCK~. Nnnh. You're... All the way in...! Meeee~....!   H-hhhhnh... H-hurt? N-no! You're just... S-so big... It's making a b-bulge in my bellyyyyy~....   ...Hhhhuh? You're gonna s-start moving...? A-ah, okay! G-go ahead and do what you're... Used to, I-I guess? Heh heh~...   *Repeated impact noise, moaning sfx*   O-oh, Oh gawd...! I-it's so DIFFERENT when it's actually...! Ah, yes! YES! Mmmh~!   You... You can go... Mmmh... Faster...! D-don't worry! My... My insides are FINE~!   YES! OH GAWD, YES, GO ON! BREAK YOUR TEDDIE! BREAKMEBREAKBREAKME~!!!   Hhhngh~! I-i'm c-cum... I'm cumming again~! Oh shit~! P-please cum IN me! Make me messy again~!!!   *Loud impacts stop, one more is heard. Cumming sound effect.*   Hhhhhhnhhhh.... Oh m-my... It's all... w-warm... and s-stickyyyyyy...~   Hahah... hah... Your honey's not all that bad, baby...~ Mmmh...   Ah? Again, so soon?! W-wait a minute... your face...! I've seen THAT face before...   *Sheet sound sfx*   You're drifting off, baby, don't FIGHT it...~ Just... Slump on down on your teddie...   She's not going anywhere~. Hmhmhmhm...   Good night, sweetie... I'll see you in the morning...~