Ugh... Alright. We're goin', we're goin'... Shit, it's not like we got a choice, or anythin'...
 
Alright shorty, move it. Yeah, yeah, I'm actually goin' along with this bullshit. Don't give me that look: Free booze is free booze, no matter how much fruit juice you pour in it. Now, move...
 
And stop staring at my tits. I know they're out there, but I didn't expect my costume to be THIS damn tight...! Shit, this is gonna suck...
 
Yeah, I'm an angel. Just a rockin' punk-as-shit one, that's all. Now get in there! They're all gonna come marchin' up from behind us, so get moving, "Impmon."
 
*Sfx: Creaking, door opening. Door Closing.*
 
Yeah, I know what your costume is. It's bad fuckin' luck, for one. OF COURSE they're gonna pair the angel and the imp. Shit's natural! I know, I know... I could've done more to make myself "Pretty" and "Holy" but I already dyed my hair blonde. That's the most effort I'm givin' for free booze, food and lame ass music...
 
Speaking of, don't think I didn't see you eyein' me up the second I got in the door. I'm yer type or somethin', shorty? ...Heh, kiddin'. Though you not wantin' to respond is a clear-ass sign you're feelin' SOMETHING for me.  
 
...Huh? What do ya mean, "What are we supposed to do in here?" Is this your  first fuckin' go-round or somethin? They expect us to fuck, or at the very least snuggle up and kiss for a few minutes.
 
Yeah, I'm serious! Holy shit, ya really are new to this... Look. Just... If you want to stay over there, on your side of the room, that's fine. I'm gonna get comfy.
 
*Sfx: Bed creaking. ...Some footsteps, and then bed creaking again.*
 
Huh? Oho, look who's ACTUALLY got some balls in that jumpsuit. Ya really want to get that close to ME? Ya looked like ya were gonna have a damn heart attack when we got paired, and now yer all up on me. What, ya actually wanna have a go at it, shrimp? I ain't against a little fun, but yer gonna have to impress me, first...! Startin' with whatever you're stuffin' your suit with. Yeah, I'm SERIOUS. No fuckin' way someone HALF my hight's THAT hung. C'mon. Out with the socks or whatever you're smugglin'.
 
*Sfx: Zipper coming down, fabric ruffling.*
 
...Pffft. Nice try, shorty. Ya ALMOST had me, but I'm sure that's fake. Looks pretty good for one, though. How 'bout I take it off you and let ya watch me have some fu- ...Huh. It's on there good. Go on, pull it off... I'm NOT buyin' it's real, you little punk, now take it off-
 
O-oh. Oh... Holy shit... It's gettin hard... You really ARE hung like a fuckin' horse...! N-no way... And you're seriously getting all hard... Mmmh... I think I can work with ya, little man. Just lean back and relax... I'll make sure ya see stars.
 
*Sfx: Bed creaking, fabric being pulled down.*
 
Like em, right? Let's see how much ya like them when they're workin' you over... Ooh, you're a twitchy one, huh? Just sit there and take it... Heh, you're tremblin' like a bitch. I thought you were a big, bad imp, huh? I'm barely movin' and you're shakin all over... Huh? "I never thought someone like you would do this to me?" ...Am I makin' yer dreams come true, shrimp? Honestly, how AREN'T ya dripping in pussy with all THIS hangin' down there?! I 'preciate that lil compliment, though. I'll give ya a kiss for that. Mmmmmwah~. Oho, shit~! Look at all that pre... You're about ready to pop, huh?
 
Well, lemme help you out- I'mma suck it all down...~ Mmmph. Mmmmmmhmhmhm~... Mm? Mah~! You're gonna put yer hands on my head...? Go 'head, lil dude, don't hold back. Just don't scream, either: Don't want them to think yer dyin' in here. Mm...
 
*Sfx: Slurping and sucking, soft "papping" noises*
 
Mmm-!!!!!
 
*Sfx: swallowing and gasping.*
 
H-hoooo... Holy shit, you cum like a fuckin' horse too...! Mmmh... Shit... I ain't gonna lie, I'm a lil wet from that, too... But it's been a few minutes, and I ain't gettin' caught suckin' some dude's dick, even if he's is hung as shit and kinda cute... So zip yer shit up, and- Huh? Ya wanna see me again? ...Holy shit, dude. I just gave ya a bone and yer already fallin for me? Heh... We'll see shorty. Now, zip up and hide in that closet over there.
 
Why? It's more believable that I stuffed ya in there instead of titfuckin' ya. Get in there! Go, go go! Fuckin' move it!
 
*Sfx: Shuffling and door creaking open.*
 
Wh? Are we gonna see each other again? Shorty, I don't fuckin' know! Maybe, Aight?! If I see ya again, I'll give ya a chat or somethin' okay?! Oh, and shorty?
 
Happy Halloween.
 
*Sfx: Door shutting.*