Time for a non-lewd greentext.   >you hear giggles of women through the walls on the way to Beverley, your Wight friend's, ballroom. >this place has always creeped you out >you're decked out in your best suit and tie, ready to meet some high-class people >Beverley even paid for advanced ballroom dance classes >when you come across the the butler he bows and opens a massive door to the ballroom >at first you can't believe your eyes >ten- no, a good dozen- ghost girls are milling about the ballroom >each is wearing a stark white dress, and their ectoplasmic hair done up in individual styles >so those were the spooky giggles you heard >usually Beverley invited Ghouls, Zombies, and other corporeal undead >you spot the Wight in the corner entertaining a few of her guests >she doesn't seem to have the time to greet you at the moment >naturally, there is less food at the table than usual, though a few of the girls are drinking champagne >somehow >you soon spot a trio of ghosts looking at you >they turn away in blushing giggles the moment you do >early as you are to the ball, you seem to be the only man present at the moment >besides some in the the band, which was playing a nice little tune >and what's a ball without dancing? >after walking around in the wings for a bit you find your way to the three girls >one is tall and slender with a long backless dress that emphasized those traits and long straight hair reaching down to the middle of her back >another seems younger than the other two, her hair done up in cute curls and accessories that don't seem of this world >her dress is big enough to require some ectoplasmic supports underneath >the third is wearing a much shorter dress that barely reaches down to her knees and shows off a bit of cleavage >she has very short hair, too. Probably looking to go a bit wild later, by the look in her eyes   >which girl do you ask to dance? >Tall and lithe >Young and cute >Confident and wild   (this will be the only choice)   Tall and lithe: >you approach the three from the side, giving a slight bow and a smile when they notice your presence >the younger one sheepishly gazes at your shoes while the other two look at you expectantly >"May I have this dance?" you ask the tall one on the left >The younger one looks almost relieved, while the short-haired one looks a bit miffed >the one you addressed, however, sets her glass of champagne on a nearby table and extends her gloved hand. "You may." >you take her cold, almost nonexistent, hand and you walk onto the dance floor >echoing whispers emanate from the other women in the ballroom as you lead her onto the massive floor painting depicting contact between Goddesses and Men >the band is on-point and start playing louder as you raise her hand in yours and put the other on her waist >she smirks and daintily puts her other hand on your shoulder >the two of you do a slow ballroom dance, prompting a few of the newly arrived men from the sidelines to ask their own preferred ladies for a dance >”So what brings you here tonight?” you ask your partner >she waits for her twirl to complete before she answers, “A friend received an invitation, and asked me to join her.” >her voice is smooth as silk, and downright womanly >unlike many of the girls you have met at such parties to which Beverley has invited you, your current partner feels like the most mature just from hearing her say a few sentences >speaking of which, as you rotate about the ballroom you swear you can see Beverley whispering something to the conductor   >as Beverley speaks to him her eyes are glued in your direction with a sly smile on her lips >a little odd, but oh well, she can do what she wants- her mansion, her party >you follow up on your partner’s words, “I’m surprised you, yourself, weren’t invited. You look right at home here. You must go to these a lot.” >she tilts her head with a whimsical look in her eyes, “Not at all. I’m often at my haunt. Nobody bothers me there.” >you twirl her again and pull her back to your front, a bit closer this time >“That sounds rather lonely. I highly recommend these balls, personally. You don’t seem too averse to dancing, in either case.” >a hint of blush adds a pink tint to her ghostly cheeks, “I’ve had a long unlife. These were livelier back in the day. However, to be honest, few men took kindly to me in the past.” >you cannot fathom how many years she has been in this form if even a ghost considers it a long time >the music changes a little, even feeling a little nostalgic, though you can’t place it >actually, judging by the winding down of the music, it sounds like the dance is about to end prematurely >you didn’t have much time at all to converse with her, but you chalk it up to bad timing with the band >as you stop and are about to bow to your partner in thanks for the dance, the violin section erupts with music   https://youtu.be/2prTB2dJjW8?t=8m27s >though startled at the change of pace, you realize you know the piece: Dance of Hours >Beverley made sure you knew plenty of classical music before you ever attended one of her balls >well, you might know it from watching Fantasia when you were a kid, but who’s counting? >you and your partner share a glance, and her normally demure expression has become one of wide-eyed excitement >you grasp her hand again, and those advanced ballroom dancing classes finally kick in >unlike the slow dancing from before, you and your partner pick up the pace along with the rest of those on the floor >the hem of her dress twirls around with every spin, you pick her weightless body up by the waist with raises, and you are almost running hand-in-hand across the dance floor >you’re beginning to sweat from the burst of activity, but this kind of fast-paced music is much more your style >she maintains the biggest smile you have ever seen for the remaining two minutes of the music >the final triumphant cymbal crash leaves you breathless and the guests in the wings clapping with good cheer >you and your partner walk toward a pair of chairs along the wall >she grasps your bent arm with both hands, nearly tripping over her dress with laughter as you two approach a pair of chairs >relieved to be seated, you catch your breath and get up the nerve to ask her name >she takes a moment to calm down, places her hands on her lap, and says, "My name is Monet. And yours?" >you mentally fist-pump that she asked your name on her own >"Anon." >"Well, Anon. Thank you very much for the dance. I honestly didn't expect you to be able to dance like that." >you see Beverley out of the corner of your eye >she's craning her neck to see how you're doing beyond her posse of ballroom girls >"I had some help" >you and Monet converse for the rest of the ball, occasionally jumping onto the dance floor to partake in the faster dances   -----------   Young and cute: >you approach the three from the side, giving a slight bow and a smile when they notice your presence >the younger one sheepishly glances at your shoes while the other two look at you expectantly. >"May I have this dance?" you ask the youngest of the three >the tall one looks away and lightly sighs in disappointment, while the short-haired one looks a bit miffed >your partner, meanwhile, stares wide-eyed at your extended hand >you give her a moment as red clouds flow into her cheeks >"Y-yes," she says as she hesitantly places her fingers atop yours >you can work with this >as you and your partner walk hand-in-hand onto the dance floor, hushed voices echo between the walls >they aren't as spooky now that you know they're just Beverley's guests, but the tone of their reaction to the first dance gave you reason to suspect something >regardless you keep your back straight and posture dignified as you take your partner's hand >she jolts a little when you put your hand on her hip >the blush never leaves her face as she clumsily lets you lead >if you aren't mistaken, a piano piece by Chopin was playing, giving the rest of the band a break >Beverley made sure long ago to inundate your head with plenty of classical music if you ever planned to attend her balls >good thing it was slow, because your partner was having a bit of trouble getting the steps right >one step even lands on your foot, causing you both to stumble a little   >"S-sorry," she says, never looking you in the eye and a permanent blush on her cheeks >a smirk tugs at your lips, "It's all about the rhythm. Here. Watch me." >you reach and tilt her head by the chin to face you. A nod on every beat, you start counting, "One, two, three, four." >though still clearly embarrassed at the situation, she begins concentrating on the music along with you >her steps indeed improve thanks to your constant whispered counting >with how large the ballroom is, you doubt anybody could tell that you're helping her out >on the next beat, you lightly grasp her hand and motion to the side >it takes her a moment to register that she is supposed to spin >to your surprise, she does >her poofy dress twirls about in a whirlwind of frills and ribbons >as she spins back to you, she trips once more >can’t expect her to be perfect after just one dance >this time, she faceplants into your lapel with a yelp of surprise   >you can hear the giggling of ghosts from all over the ballroom >although, they seem much more good-natured than the whispers from before >after all, you were the first couple to dance tonight >you help your partner up from her fall and escort her off the dance floor as the nocturne ends >“You don’t seem very used to these kinds of things,” you say as you walk toward a tray of champagne >she avoids eye contact and picks off a glass >“Not really,” she says, and takes a sip >the liquid visibly flows into her mouth, down her throat, and beyond the white of her dress >you may never understand how ghosts can drink, but she looked like she needed one >“Well, it’s not the end of the world if you don’t like to dance,” you say. >the girl turns to you with a start. “Oh, no, I love dancing! I’m just, well, n-not very good at it.” >you can’t help but smile in the face of her bashfulness. “My name is Anon.” >she smiles weakly, as if feeling sorry for you for choosing her as your partner. “Abigail.” >the two of you walk along the west wall until you come across a balcony wide enough to contain its own party if a normal person were throwing it >Beverley’s mansion overlooks a lake, and the sparkling night sky, clear as can be, reflected in its waters >you and Abigail find yourselves at the stone railing above the lake, gazing over the scenery >she has a wistful look in her transparent eyes as the next dance begins inside the mansion >an idea bubbles to the surface as you recognize the music as Chopin’s Spring Waltz >“Would you like to practice?”   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmzFDEu2RoA >Abigail looks around her as if assuming you were talking to someone else >before she can gather herself, you take her by the hand and pull her further toward the center of the massive balcony- >you begin with the waltz, which she knows >although, she is not quite ready for your hand to reach to the small of her back, pulling the two of you closer >the red in her cheeks seems to keep her from saying anything as you begin >step by step and turn by turn you give her tips on how to place her feet and angle her steps >the minutes fly by as you act the part of instructor >it takes until the next song for her to mess up >her legs trip over each other and she tumbles backwards into your arms >instead of a bashful retreat, she hugs your arms around her thin middle and lets out joyous laughs >you can’t help but laugh as well, and you haven’t had any champagne yet >for a length of time you can’t measure, you and Abigail take a break in each other’s arms >together you gaze out onto the sparkling lake >after a time she grasps your arms tighter and says, “Will you be coming to the Sunday brunch next week?” >you are snapped out of your stupor just in time to answer, “The one at Beverley’s winery?” >she perks up, turning her head above herself to look at you, “Yes! That’s the one!” >you hold her delicately around her waist, “I was planning to miss that one, but if you’re going, I could make an exception.”   ------------------   Confident and wild: >you approach the three from the side, giving a slight bow and a smile when they notice your presence >the younger one sheepishly glances at your shoes while the other two look at you expectantly. >"May I have this dance?" you ask the woman with short hair >the tall one looks away and lightly sighs in disappointment, while the younger one almost looks relieved >your partner, meanwhile, bypasses your hand and grabs you by the lapel before dragging you into the middle of the dance floor >you manage to get her hand off you before you get there and assume the proper ballroom dance form with your other hand on her waist >she raises and eyebrow and pulls your arm almost all the way around her back >though a little taken aback, you begin the dance >contrary to what you initially thought, she is quite good at slow dancing >she doesn’t seem to feel comfortable with the tempo, however >in fact, her steps are just slightly ahead of the rhythm of the symphony >regardless, more couples are joining the dance along with the recently arrived men >after a spin you find a moment to speak, “Doesn’t look like this is really your ‘thing.’”   >she grimaces, “Yeah. I was invited, but I thought this party would be a bit more exciting.” >“Same here. Beverley’s a good friend, but she can stand to loosen up a little.” >you don’t get the reaction you expect as she simply shrugs her shoulders >she needed a bit more >you say, “I wonder if Wights are born with a fancy stick up their asses?” >your partner throws her head back with a laugh, “Oh man, I bet it’s all diamond-encrusted ‘n shit.” >the volume of your joined laughter turns some heads, but you pay no mind >this girl knows what she’s talking about >with a smirk she leans in and says, “What’s your name, buddy?” >you gladly respond, “Anon. What’s yours?” >“Nicole. And hey, after the rest of these stiffs get on the floor, you wanna grab some drinks?” >“I’d be up for some champagne. I usually drink stronger stuff, though.” >Nicole, never losing her smirk, places a cold phantasmal finger on your lips >she says, “Play your cards right and I bet we can get our hands on some ‘stronger stuff.’”   >as the dance ends and each couple bows/curtseys to their partners, you and Nicole skedaddle on over to the closest champagne tray >she leads you by the hand with a firm grip, her nearly nonexistent high heels clicking on the floor with every firm step >you can’t help but take the chance to admire the sway of her hips >Beverley wouldn’t approve of staring, but Nicole’s intentions become clear as she bends down to take two glasses of champagne from the tray >she clearly could have reached it just find without bending over >you take the glass she offers and the two of you clink them together in cheers >while you take a modest gulp, she downs hers in one prolonged series of gulps >you can see the sparkling liquid stream down her throat and disappear inside her beyond her dress >to be honest it’s one of the more arousing things you’ve seen a ghost do >you give her a golf clap in appreciation, to which she curtseys >after grabbing a few more glasses for future consumption you and Nicole sit down in a pair of the fanciest chairs you’ve ever seen >“So,” you say, “have you been to one of Beverley’s, uh, functions before?” >she’s already halfway through her second glass, “Guh, yeah. She’s always been too fancy for me.” >“Not exciting enough?” you ask, taking a sip of your own glass >this causes her to look over the rim of her drink at you, eyes sharp and mischievous >“You want me to show you where she keeps the ‘strong stuff?’”   >you look around at the incredibly dull ball and down the rest of your glass, “Let’s go.” >with Beverley distracted by the rest of her guests, you and Nicole slink out of the ballroom >you expected the clicks of her heels to echo through the massive hallway, but she just starts floating just above the floor >she leads you by the hand down a series of turns and through some doors until you find yourself in what looks like an unused kitchen >all is dark, except for Nicole’s own ghostly glow lighting the way >dust covers the counters and some pans and dishes have even been left out >it really feels like some kind of haunted house now >you jump as a screech of door hinges echoes through the room >Nicole has pried open an old trap door leading down >following her like a man being lead to his death, you climb down and see a massive cellar of bottles >not just wine, either >brandy, gin, whiskey, vodka, and probably dozens more varieties you haven’t even heard of line the walls >what’s more, unlike the kitchen preceding it, the cellar is spotless >Nicole grabs a bottle of whiskey off a rack several feet above your head and floats back down with a hand around your neck >“Heheh. I found this place about a decade ago. She still doesn’t know who’s grabbing her best stuff.” >she triumphantly pops the cap and takes a long drink   >you are amazed that she has been stealing from Beverley’s stash for so long >she’s usually meticulous, knowledgeable, and frighteningly persistent >the woman hanging off of you is a cut above the rest >as far as theft goes, at any rate >“Hey, you gonna take this glass or not?” >you turn to look at the hand resting on your shoulder to see a short crystal glass >taking it, you decide to sit on the floor >Nicole responds by settling her weightless rear on your lap sideways so she can keep her arm around your neck >her legs cross over each other and reveal a good portion of her thighs to you >“I hope you like your whiskey straight,” she says as she pours you a glass >you clink your full glass against her bottle, “Wouldn’t have it any other way.” >it takes until sunrise the next day before Beverley’s butler finds you and Nicole sleeping in the cellar with three empty bottles on the floor next to you