>Be Anon.
>You wake up in some sort of castle.
>Wait, you know this castle.
>You've seen this specific castle many times before on TV--
>Holyfuckyou'reinEquestria
"HolyfuckI'minEquestria."
>This is the greatest feel you've ever felt as you look around.
>You run to the window and open it, expecting to see a giant community of horses.
>However, you were gravely wrong, as you see nothing but a burning city.
>Fat men run across the street with torches and makeshift weapons, chasing after ponies and each other.
>You take a few steps back.
>Not only have you gone to Equestria, but so have all your fellow Anons.
>It was worse than ever expected.
>You can only utter a simple phrase as all this information sinks to your head.
"It begins."
>You and your partner run across the halls, finding a way to the shelter.
>The rush was halted by a landwhale with a royal guard spear.
>Your acquaintance fires the bow before she even gets the strength to charge.
>"The bitch literally tried to bite an Anon's foot off."
>You step over her and run again.
>Finally you and him make it to the shelter for /mlp/.
>How did you know?
>A shitty Rainbow Dash plushie was hung on the door.
>Your friend opens the door, and a large amount of neckbeards stare.
>Some people were normal size, but most aren't.
>"I found a newfag."
>The group nods and stops staring to go back to their own things.
>"Cmon, I'll show you the map."
>You and him walk to a large map of Canterlot, Ponyville, Manehattan, and some other cities.
>"What we know is that /k/ and /fit/ are in Canterlot, and we've heard about sights of /a/ being on the south."
>Might as well get some info.
"Who's in Ponyville?"
>He turns to you.
>"The rest of /k/, /co/, and [s4s]."
"Sounds autistic."
>"Quite."
>You start thinking for a bit, and then a large question pops into your head."
"Where's the princesses? The elements of harmony? Any horse at all?"
>Your friend stiffs up, and looks to the ground.
>"They started to disappear as soon as the first Anons grounded. They could either be laying low or kidnapped."
"Shit."
>There's a long silence by you two for a bit.