>Day 1: All of /mlp/ is shocked to find themselves in Equestria
>Everyone is here, the normals, the ghouls, the mutants (by that I mean the severely deformed).
>Anyway, there's a collective comradery as we all boogie down to some asshole blasting a Super Mario 2 song from a boombox
 
>Day 3: By now most people are settled, and as you would have guessed, people are already trying to have sex with the ponies.
>The 4 normal, well adjusted people on the entire board, manage to get to first base with their favourite pones.
>The other anons are saddened but hey, there's a ton of mares in Equestria
>Or stallions, if you're a faggot
>You'll find a hole someone for you
 
>Day 9
>Oh god
>Oh god why
>It's that time when the mares are in full blown Estrus
>You never understood why there were so few stallions in the show, but now you get it
>Most of them don't make it through the mating season
>Or at least, they go into hiding
>Unfortunately, most of the anons from /mlp/ haven't seen sunlight since they first got high speed internet.
>Their bones creak under the pressure of their own fat
>Under several mares, they're reduced to powder
>The willing are the first casualties of war
>Then those who never put much importance on cardiovascular fitness
>You are right in the middle of it all
>Anons left and right are screaming, but you cannot help them
>Those that can run often find themselves magically snared then dragged into houses
>It is a slaughter of which the world has not seen since July 1, 1916
 
>Day 13
>You've found a small group of anons who've gone into hiding, forming a resistance of sorts
>Each day is a struggle, every other day you lose a member to carelessness
>Going to Equestria wasn't what you thought it'd be like at all