>It has been Hogtied days since your arrival in Equestria, since everyp0ny knows that Inferno plus one is Hogtied.
>Your name is Anonymous, and you are the only human in a magical land known as Equestria.
>Then again, you already know that.
>And either way, you prefer to be referred to as "Anon".
>You wake up yet again to the sound of your alarm clock.
>This morning, you don't feel like a priest.
>While laying in bed, you think about yesterday.
>Fluttershy somehow paid for the damage in full once she realized that arson wasn't your fetish.
>As such, The Candy Shoppe was being rebuilt- and you needed to help rebuild it.
>Welp, time to start your day.
>You rise from your bed and enter el Baño to shit, shower, and shave.
>For your next trick, you first check for any Fluttershies peering in through the windows of your bedroom, then shed your sleepwear and don a spiffy-looking suit.
>Afterwards, you admire your handsome, cleanly-shaven, blank-faced, besuited self in the mirror.
>Swag.PNG
>Now for breakfas-
>Oh, wait.
>You brush your teeth. Turns out that working in a confectionary can give you a whole lot of cavities, and the local dentist, Dr. Colgate, has (angrily) told you to brush not two, not three, but FOUR times a day.
>No more orange juice for you. Not that you care- you hate orange juice anyway.
>NOW for breakfast.
>You stride down the stairs to the ground floor of your two-story house and enter the kitchen.
>According to your knowledge, only one food exists that will be able to start YOUR day- a bowl of Knock-Offs brand cereal, swimming in milk.
>You prepare the bowl of cereal...
>...and actually finish it for once, without any interruptions.
>This surprises you.
>...
>Nah, it's probably just that today's morning fetish guess is somehow keeping her from knocking.
>You decide to keep her waiting, and polish your shoes for an hour. You're not needed at the construction site for quite a while.
>Then, you jerk open the door, ready to say "no" to whatever crazy guess she had this time-
>She's not there!?
>She's finally given up on guessing your fetish?!
"HALLELUYAH!!!"
>You victory-dance all the way to the construction site, where you see Lyra, Bonbon, and the Apple family, taking a break from rebuilding.
>They stare, goggle-eyed, at your thrashing around.
>"Uhh... What's the matter, Anon?" asks Lyra.
>You stop the victory dance with a flourish and a big smile on your otherwise-blank face.
"Guess who stopped trying to guess my fetish?!"
>Everypony at the site cheers.
>Suddenly, Surprise- a white pegasus with a curly blonde mane and tail that happened to be Pinkie Pie's OTHER rival (they were both party ponies), as well as your best friend, pops out of a crate (almost giving you a heart attack) and throws a party right in the middle of the construction site.
>Life is good.
>...
>Don't see her at ALL for the rest of the day.
>In fact, you ask around, and nop0ny has.
>This is now scaring you.
>Usually, even when not guessing fetishes, Banana Rapist is usually your personal stalker pony, so not seeing her at all is... worrying.
>What if she got killed by one of her animals?
>What if she committed suicide out of guilt for burning down The Sweet Shoppe?!
>WHAT IF SHE HAD ONE OF HER ANIMALS KILL HER AND FRAME YOU FOR IT?!?!
>Okay, you've talked yourself into checking it out.
>You bring along Surprise, just in case the Yellow Pony tries to hit you with a sleep-inducing dart and kidnap you- as she's attempted many times before.
>As a professional surprise artist, Surprise literally can't be surprised by anything.
>Well, except for Fetishy leaving you alone- that surprised everypony.
>You and Surprise walk/fly to Fluttershy's cottage on the outskirts of the Everfree forest.
>The lights are on.
>Slowly, carefully, with Surprise gaurding your six, you open the door...
>... to reveal Banana Rapist, hogtied and positioned in such a way as to point her ass at the door.
"What the-"
>"Oh, uh,... hello, Anon, uh..." she mumbles.
"Why the fuck are you tied up?!"
>This gets Surprise's attention, and she turns around.
>"What the buck?" she says.
>"Uh... is either bondage of mystery your fetish?"
"Fuck no."
>You slam the door, and you and Surprise go to your respective homes and go to bed.
>Fucking Fluttershy