http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/17621692
 
>So, Anon...
>You've sitted quietly there, just watching me read, since you arrived
>It's been... Half an hour already
>Are you ready to tell me what your visit is about?
>I mean-! Ah, don't misunderstand, I love having you around and all
>But, well, um...
>...
>Oh, so you DO come for a book
>So, what book are you looking for?
>Something specific, or maybe something from a specific area...?
>...Anon?
>Err, not to be rude or anything, but will I have to wait another half an hour to know what book you want?
>...
>You want a book on dating?!
>Oh, sorry, it's just that... That was a little surprising
>Specially coming from you
>Let me check over in this section over here...
>By the way, didn't you say you wouldn't even try dating when I last asked you about it?
>What with being the only one of your species, and not finding ponies attractive--
>...
>A pony too special to ignore, you say...?
>Wow, Anon... That's...
>Well, I'm glad you finally found somepony to love
>You know I've always strived for you to be happy in our world, and...
>I don't mean to pry, but...
>May I know the name of the lucky mare?
>Actually, let's pretend I didn't ask that, ok?
>It was rude--
>...
>Octavia...?
>You... You were smitten by Octavia's beauty, you say...?
>W-Well, she sure is a pretty mare, even by pony standards...
>It's just...
>Nothing! I mean...
>...
>Ah, her music is heavenly too
>Yeah, she really plays a... Mean... Cello
>Doesn't she?
>I wonder what it feels to play an instrument...
>It must be wonderful, being able to play music so beautiful as to woo even males beyond your species...
>H-Here's your b-book, Anon!
>I ho-hope Octavia accepts your advances!
>...--
>No matter!
>It's l-late already, and your home is far, you should get going!
>OK, THANKS, BYE!
>...
>...
>AAAHH
>STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
 
>WHY WOULD THE MOST WONDERFUL BEING IN EQUESTRIA EVEN NOTICE ME?!
>I'M JUST...
>I'm... Just... A boring bookworm...