http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/17621692
 
>Anon, buddy, you made it!
>Aw man, I thought you'd never come
>What made my favourite human take so long to meet his favourite pony?
>Wait, right, that was not the way to say it
>I think it was... Ah, yeah, "Best" pony!
>So what made best human take so long to meet best pony?
>...
>If you know I say this stuff just to mess with you, why do you still get all flustered?
>Aha, gotcha
>So, are you going to just stand there like the dummy you are, or come here and give me a hug?
>What's with that look on your face, Anon? Some ponies bullying you again?
>Anon... Are you alright?
>Anon...
>You know you can tell me anything, right?
>Y-You don't need to cry! I'm sure we can get whatever is bothering you sorted out!
>Come on, tell me! Before you make me cry too!
>...
>You... Bon Bon rejected you?
>...
>She said that...?
>...
>N-No, Anon, don't say stuff like that, I--
>...
>Look, I'll talk to her, ok? I'm sure she just didn't want to hurt me...
>A-And, you know, you are just a friend anyways
>Bon Bon is just confused!
>I'm sure she really likes you, the same way you like her...
>Here, have a tissue... Wait here
>I'll go t-talk to her right now...
 
>Stupid, stupid, stupid! You're a stupid mare, Lyra!
>Did you really expect him to like you when you are always bothering him?
>Why... Why do I always mess my own chances of being happy?