"I swear, there's nothing going on between us!"
 
"Oh really?" Emi spits at me. "You sure spend a lot of time drinking with her and playing video games if she's 'just another girl', huh?"
 
I sigh. "Come on, Emi. We're just friends. Heck, the way she acts, I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't into dudes. And I honestly don't know, we never talk about that kind of thing!"
 
"Please. I saw you staring at her ass yesterday!"
 
"Emi. You were staring too."
 
"Not the point! You find her attractive, don't you!? That MEANS something, whether you like it or not!"
 
"Emi, I LOVE YOU. That's never going to change! I'm not going to up and leave you for Akira - not even if she got naked and jumped on top of me!"
 
Emi blushes. She tries to hide it, but unsuccessfully.
 
"What, like I did? I know you like that stuff, pervert."
 
"Exactly. I think of 'sexy things for a girl to do' and my mind immediately defaults to you. Stop worrying, silly. I'm all yours."
 
"Damn straight. Just for fun, though - I'm gonna dye my hair blonde and cut it short. You're cute when you're all confused~"