>You pull up into your driveway from the game >Man, what a win! >You were so proud of your boys >They really pulled out all the stops >An intense game against your rivals, and you managed to pull out the W >They remind you of you when you were younger >You park the car, and head towards your house >Of course, they do have Coach Anonymous to thank >The legendary player who led his team to win the series his sophomore year >And, of course, who performed the legendary Houdini Dunk in the third quarter of the game against their rivals >Reporters still ask how you managed to pull that off, a full 15 years after it happened >But your lips are sealed >You enter your home, dropping your things by the door Honey, I’m home! >You call out >Your beautiful wife rounds the corner from the living room >The stunning Tiffany, Mrs. Anonymous Hi sweetie! How was your game? >You open your arms, giving her an embrace We won! The boys gave it their all, and the results show for themselves! >She smiles >”That’s great! I expected nothing less from the team under the great Coach Anonymous,” she teases >You scrunch your face at her and kiss her >”Oh, Suzie’s just about to go to sleep, will you go and say goodnight to her?” >Suzie, your beautiful little eight year old girl Of course, dear. >You climb the stairs, reaching the upper hallway of your house >Suzie charges out of her room toward you >”Daddy! Daddy! Daddy Daddy Daddy!” she calls, so full of energy >You pick her up in a swift motion WHOA, darling! What’s got you all worked up? >You say with playfulness in your voice >”I did it! I did it! I went to Equestria! Just like you, Daddy!” >You put on an excited face You DID!? >She’s so cute >Of course, you told her about your adventures in Equestria as bedtime stories more than once >She loved hearing about it >Of course she’d imagine going there herself >Constructed of little girls’ fantasies and all that >”Yeah! I ate apples with Applejack! Made dresses with Rarity! Read ALL kinds of books with Twilight Sparkle! >You carry her into her room Uh huh! Uh huh! >”Had parties with Pinkie Pie! Had a tea party with Fluttershy and her animals! And played all kinds of sports and flew around with Rainbow Dash!” >You place her in her bed That’s INCREDIBLE! >You begin to tuck her in You’ll have to tell me ALL about it tomorrow! >”Okay Daddy!” she says with a smile >You return it >”OH!” she says, “I almost forgot!” >She digs around in her back pocket >”Rainbow Dash told me to give you this!” >She pulls out a sealed envelope >It has the royal Equestrian insignia on it >Your breath stops WHAT!? >You say, snagging it out of her hands >Could she really have…? >You tear the envelope open and unfold a letter >You begin reading   Dear Anon, How have you been, squirt? I gotta say, we were all pretty surprised with what happened here. Three years after you leave, we see another human; we all always figured that if we ever saw another one again, it’d be you for sure. Three for three. But I guess not this time, huh? Although the first moment I saw the little thing wandering the square, I had a hunch who it was… You’ve got a cute kid, Anon. Don’t worry, we took great care of her. We made sure her stay was a comfortable one. She loved it here. Far more than you ever did, I think! We told her all about you when you were here, both as a kid and as a grown-up. She loved hearing about you. As for us, we’re all doing well. Fluttershy is back to her old self. Although, you know, I still don’t completely believe what you said in her cottage the night of the party. But I’ll let it slide. I’ve started up a basketball league, too. Other p0nies love the sport. Of course, we all acknowledge you as the founder. You’re a bit of an athletic legend around here now. I just thought I could use this as an opportunity to say hi again. We all miss you here, buddy. The girls miss you. I miss you. But I know life is good where you are now, especially with little Suzie here. I don’t want to hold up her return trip, so I’ll end it now. Take care, Anon. Maybe we’ll see each other again someday. Love, Rainbow Dash   >You place your hand over your mouth >Tears begin to stream down your face >Your smile is so big it begins to hurt >You sniffle loudly, folding the letter and holding it close to you >”Are you okay, Daddy?” Suzie asks >You wipe your eyes Yeah, Daddy’s good. More than good, Daddy’s great. >You smile at her >”OH! I forgot! I need to give you this too! It’s from Fluttershy!” >She pulls out another envelope >From Fluttershy? >You open it up >It’s a photo, of Fluttershy >Or a part of her >It’s her rear end, with her tail parted, giving a perfect view of her glistening— >You tear up the photo, laughing heartily as you do >Fucking Fluttershy… >You look over to your smiley daughter …tell ya what! >You say, picking her up and placing her on your lap Forget bedtime, you can tell me ALL about Equestria right now. I’d love to hear it. >She beams so happily >”Okay Daddy!”   End of Then and Now