(Prompt: Kenji goes bowling. I got nothin'.)
 
"Why are we doing this? Really. I don't get it."
 
"Shut up, man. It's awesome. Trust me. Haven't you ever seen The Big Lebowski?"
 
"No. What the hell is that, Kenji?"
 
"Remind me later that you need education. How are you going to fight feminists if you don't even know who The Dude is? You won't, that's how. Someone will ask you to abide, and you won't know what they're talking about, and next thing you know you're in a feminist re-education camp in Siberia, being brainwashed into fighting for them. If it's not too late already. Which it will be. And that's why we have to bowl."
 
"Kenji, literally none of that was factual. I don't think they'd teach me some random movie in sch-"
 
"Grab the ball, get some shoes, and we'll play. It's more fun when you're drunk. So... Do that too. I'll meet you there."