> Before entering the world of Equestria, it took a lot to arrive.
> You had no idea of arriving in this world at all.
> After getting weird on /x/ for a few days, you discovered a way to travel to a "Heavenly Dimension where the world is yours.".
> No way you're passing that up, your life sucks ass.
> You put a whole day in preparation for the inter-dimensional travel but you must've misread something.
> Your mind was telling you "Black Magik" but why would a heavenly realm need Black Magik?
> Then again, you don't know shit about magic and all of that spiritual nonsense.
> After setting up a perfect pentagram along with summoning material you found after googling "How to summon strong demons".
> The conjuring begins when you light the candles, turning off the lights and getting ready to live a never-ending life of eating tater-tots and pussy, sipping Mountain Dew and tits.
> After three hours, nothing happens.
> Then it hits you, demons need a gateway with evil or some stupid shit like that.
> To get the maximum in the demon hierarchy, you wait until the next day to commit more sins than you have in your entire life.
> Sinner by birth but gifted in their ways from the desire of never-ending pleasure.
> You have to give yourself a pep-talk before starting a one-way ticket to the next step.
"Alright Anon, you have to do this to ensure that you'll get some top-notch demons tonight."
> To sum it all up, today will be one to remember.
> You head down to the Retirement Shelter to see your grandfather.
> He stand up happy to see you but is sent to the ground when you swing your foot up between his legs, slamming into his old groin.
> You depart without telling the staff of his condition.
> A trip down the highway to Hell is never complete without a trip to Walmart.
> "If you can read this, then the bitch fell off." is a popular slogan but is now a tattoo on your dick that can be read by all as you stroll through the toy isle.
> The Walmart security officers try to detain you but not before you shove your member into the fish-tanks.
> After having a life-long ban from Walmart but escaping while pretending to have a heart attack.
> A walk through the park is a good way to get exercise but the best time in the park is when the handicapped are gathered at a basketball court while you throw rocks at them.
> Nothing in the world is as fucked as sharing a double-sided dildo with your sister.
> People can giggle and make as many jokes as they like but you're the one that gets to be immortal.
> Getting kicked out of TGI Friday's has never been as fun when you're caught taking pictures of people in the stalls trying to take a shit.
> You can stay at grandma's house and she'll make you some of that country ham you loved as a kid but after dinner you can diddle on her bead.
> While you're at it, you take your neighbor's cat for a swim in the local river in a pierced trash-bag.
> His piece of Anon's wrath isn't done just yet. You put it to an end after shitting on his windowsill and pissing in his air-conditioner.
> After a whole day of being as dastardly as you can, you wonder how much you can degrade yourself further after buying every adult magazine at your local Circle K.
> The time for preparation has begun, it's time to see the glory of /x/'s prophecies.
> You get your demonic setup ready after having to visit a Home Depot for more demon summoning supplies.
> Returning with everything you need, you wonder if you need anything else to draw in more demons.
"I could burn down an orphanage or jerk off Phil's dog, nah that's just too fucked up."
> You enter your home and make sure your covert summoning is ready, placing a lit match into each of the candles.
> The dark room suddenly has a purple-ish tint when the pentagram glows dark red.
"Holy fuck..."
> A shadowy figure forms from the center of the Devil's signature.
> It's glowing red eyes stare into your own with an intimidating feeling going through your mind.
> It's low-bass voice creeps from the figure as you stare in awe.
> "You... Are the human known as Anonymous."
"Y-Yeah, that's me."
> "What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
> His tone shifts with a hint of disgust in his voice.
"What are you talking about?"
> "Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about. How's that tattoo feel?"
"Honestly, not good."
> "Yeah that's what you fucking deserve, you degenerate."
> He crosses his arms close to his frame and reminds himself of what he must do thanks to the ritual.
> "Alright, just make your wish and I'll leave."
"I want to go to that place 4chan won't shut up about!"
> The dark demon stares for a moment then smirks at you with evil ideas in mind.
> "Sure thing, Anon."
> The world around you seems to literally drip down and fall into darkness.
> Suddenly, a bright array of colors fill your surroundings. Shaping into a crystal-like wall.
> A carpet appears under your feet and a whole scenery is formed around you with a certain familiar tone to it.
> You turn around to the sight of a septuplet of ponies that vary in different colors, looks, and hairstyles.
> Perhaps manestyles would be the better word for it.
> That fucking demon put you in the wrong world.
> Their faces stare at you with more confusion than you have.
> All of the ponies have a certain visible trait about them.
> Two have horns, two have wings, two have no wings or horns while one has both wings and a horn.
> Time to nut up.
> You walk towards them, remaining totally silent until you get about five feet apart from them.
"Alright, I have went through a lot of shit to get here... Which one of you is gonna suck my dick?"
 
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