foam finger
a poncho
Big Mac rapist
 
 
 
>Town aint big enough fer the two of us in Requestria.
>You stand across from Big Mac in the middle of town.
>His cock twitches and precum dribbles out the tip.
>He needs it.
>But he knows you won't go out without a fight.
>Applejack is there beside him for moral support.
>Twilight is with you for the same reason.
>Turn to her.
"Twilight. Go get my costume."
>"But you might kill him!"
"It's a risk I'm willing to take to save my anus."
>She keeps your gaze for a few seconds before teleporting away.
>Big Mac begins to drag his hoof along the ground.
>Then he snorts.
>"Ah'm gonna get in that tight ass if it's the last thing Ah do Anon..."
>That would be terrifying if you didn't have secret weapon.
>Twilight comes back with the red foam finger and brown poncho.
>You put on the poncho and then put on your foam finger mask.
>Then you turn around and pose.
"Finger Bang Maaaaaaaaaaan!"
>Turn back to him.
>He snorts again.
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>You get down on your hands and prepare to charge.
>Derpy in an electrical cloud rolls by.
>A little dust kicks up when he drags his hoof back and forth.
>Dig your fingers a little into the ground and then look straight down.
>Going into super concentration mode, you generate enough power to charge the fingerbeam.
>He charges at you.
>"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ANON! LET ME IN!"
>You release the fingerbeam and a purple lazer comes out, striking him on the chest.
>He falls to the side and slides all the way to you.
"You just got..."
>Point to him.
"Finger Banged."
>A ringing noise is heard.
>Quickly take off your shoe and hold it up to your head.
"What's that Mayor Mare? The city is in trouble? I'm on my way!"
>Put your shoe back on and fly feet first into town.
"FINGER BANG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"