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>Diddly doodly in Equestria
>You're just reading the paper in the morning like a normal person when the door breaks down
>Readers, meet Pinkie
>She's been craving your dick ever since she caught you fapping
>"Anon! Come here!"
Why?
>"I want to fuck you!"
Don't you mean "I want you to fuck me!" ?
>Just then, pink dick in your face
>You recoil and fall back, pushing the chair along with you
AHH SHIT!
>You look up and see Pinkie there with a dick
What happened to you?!
>"Twilight helped me grow it with her magic! Isn't it great?!"
NO! You're an abomination!
>She hangs her head
Get out of my house!
>"But-"
OUT!
>She looks at the door
>Then back to you
>And then she laughs
>"I'm not going anywhere but inside you, my love."
>She jumps over the chair and you roll to the side
>Then you stand up and run out the door with Pinkie in hot pursuit
>Quickly dive into the crowd of ponies at the market
>...just to have them all move away from you confused, making you even more obvious to Pinkie
>Damn movies makin you think things will work in real life
>She pounces at you but misses, hitting a stand you've never seen before
>A...pizza stand?
>Cool
>She gets up looking angry and holds up two pieces of pizza, an impossible feat for hooves
>Then throws one to you
>You grab it and she nods to you
>And comes at you swinging wildly with it
>You duck down and then slap her across the face with your slice
>She falls to the ground in slow motion as you look at the powerfull pizza in your hand
>Then you grab a few more slices and run away from Pinks
>When you do a quick lookback, she's right there
>You run into the nearest house
>And come out of the house down the street
>Pinkie runs in after you and comes out of a house two doors down
>She looks around confused as you run back through the same house
>And you come out at Twilight's tree house balcony
How the fuck-
>"HYYYAAAHH!"
>You roll out of the way and see Pinkie slam the slice down hard on the balcony, cracking it
>It breaks off and falls to the ground, leaving you both dazed
>When you manage to stand, Pinkie just throws off a few pieces of wood
>As soon as she glares at you, you book it the other way
>You continue running until you reach the restaurant on the corner
>You dive inside and a waiter looks at you
>He has a nice mustache
>He seats you and brings out a platter
>When he lifts it up you see a slice of pizza
>He throws off the mustache and grabs the slice
>"It was me! Pinkie!"
OH SHIT!
>You grab your pizza slices and have a slice fight with her all the way out to the town square building
>As you exchange blows with the pieces of pizza, p0nies gather to watch the spectacle
>Some throw money
>One threw a condom
>You gulp as you duck down dodging a swipe
>She brings her hoof down vertically to hit your head
>So you slide under her legs
>Or you would have...if she didn't sit down at the perfect time
>"I GOT YOU NOW ANON!"
>P0nies cheer at your adversary's win
>She forces her dick down your throat as you try to struggle against it
>And that was the day you were raped in front of a crowd because you lost a fight in pizza combat with futa Pinkie