>Level 2
>You knock on the door to the Keebler Elf house and then let yourself in because it's a public library
>What's she gonna do?
>Besides, your recon has informed you that Spike is away in Canterlot this week so he won't provide any distractions
>Twilight trots down the stairs, and then runs right back up as soon as she sees you
>You hear her pacing upstairs talking to herself, no doubt scrambling for her emergency checklist
>"I'm not ready for him yet. Relax Sparkle, you defeated Discord. You can talk to boys."
>When her panic attack is finished she begins to slowly, seductively, sensually, saunter down her staircase
>"Oh Anon what a surprise! Now what can I *help* you with today?"
>The whole time she is wearing her best set of bedroom eyes, moving books around in the library while glancing over her shoulder at you
>Her tail swishing back and forth giving quick glimpses of the treasure
>Somebody has been reading "Seduction & You: Volume 1"
>You mention this while pointing to the open copy of the book on her table
>Her drooping ears and blushing face inform you that now is the perfect time to strike
"Twilight, we've researched together in the past. Sometimes against my will."
>"Well I was-"
>She begins pulling books off the shelves trying to salvage the situation as you sneak up behind her while she's distracted
"I've learned so much from you Twilight. I've about the stars. Magic. Friendship. And what a cute, intelligent mare you are."
>She turns around at that statement but at that point you have her against the wall, and you pick her up so her snout is in front of your face
>"Twilight Sparkle, will you help me study the magic of-"
>You quickly kiss her on the lips as she melts in your grasp
"Romance?"
>"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES"
>She's prancing all around you at this point in her excitement
>"Take that Moon Dancer! I can get a coltfriend, err, humanfriend!"
>You pick her up in your arms and carry her up the stairs as she rambles on about the two of you
>"We'll study constellations together and review research papers, and you've got to meet my parents, and I've already have the next 20 years of our relationship planned out!"
>You need to nip this magical stalker's plans in the bud today before she ends up scheduling the rest of your lives together
>You once again place your lips on hers just to get her to stop talking and lay down on the bed with her, your hands running up and down her sides, petting her mane, scratching her ears
>Time to step it up a notch
>You place your mouth against her ear
"I find Gleam Bow's researching on magical transmutation exhilarating."
>'Aaaah"
>"I love it when you talk dirty to me Anon!"
"I wanna write a dissertation on the impact of cultural diversity on pony harmony"
>"AAAH!"
>She's beginning to pant and the sheets are already getting wet
>Time to finish this
>"I believe the paleo pony period had the greatest effect on modern Equestria."
"WHAT! Are you crazy Anon? Starswirl's research in the pre-classical era alone had a greater impact on Equestria than the entire paleo pony period! And that's before I get into the actually FOUNDING of Equestria!"
>The two of you begin to debate furiously, citing research papers and historical texts, showing graphs of potential impacts of certain sociological factors
>More or less porn for Twilight
>An hour later the two of you are laying on her bed exhausted, still debating
>"This would be so hot if you weren't so wrong Anon."
"Twilight, I've given you more than enough data to prove my point. The paleo pony period is one of my main studies!"
>"Your "study" borderlines on fetishism! I don't see how I can spend my future with someone who can't appreciate how Commander Hurricane's peaceful succession is more important than the initial tribe formations."
>You knew she couldn't. Twilight was a smart pony.
>Her only attribute greater than her intelligence was her stubbornness.
"I'm sorry Twilight, but this is a make or break issue for me."
>She looks at you with immense trepidation, glancing between her senior thesis on Starswirl and the checklist she had of the two of you for the next 20 years.
>She bows her head and magically puts away the checklist
>"I'm sorry Anon. But I disagree."
>The two of you sit in silence
>On the outside anyway, on the inside it was a combination of the Summer Sun Festival, Nightmare Night, Hearts and Hooves Day, and Hearth's Warming Eve
>Twilight looks at you with tears forming at the edges of her eyes
>"Can..can we at least stay friends?"
"Of course Twilight."
>The two of you hug for a moment
>But then you place her back on her bed and kiss the tip of her horn
"I think someone has a letter for the Princess."
>"Great idea! Dear Princess Celestia....."
>She has already begun to magically pin her letter while you let yourself out the door, glad her mood turned around so fast
>You were afraid when you broke up with her she might go crazy and use magic to force you to love her
>Again
>Shudders run down your spine as you cross the second pony off your list and make your way to target number 3