>Day 288 in equestria
>You were sitting in your house eating some french toast when you hear a knock
>Putting down your spatula, you rub your temples
>You knew exactly who it was
>Walking to the door, you wonder what fetish she is going to guess today.
>Upon opening the door, you see the CMC
>This is much worse
>"HEY ANON! WANNA HELP US GET OUR CU-"
"No." you say as you slam the door
>You hear whispering on the outside.
>Then a beeping
>You put your ear to the door.
"What in the hell?" you mutter
>That's all you were screaming after your door exploded.
>Ponies came storming into your house screaming breach and clear over and over.
>Why you
>That's when the CMC come bounding in.
"What did you retards do?!" you say grabbing Sweetie Belle
>She smiles
>"We wanted to be *Crack voice goes here* Cutie Mark Drug Busters!"
>wat
>You look over your shoulder at where your stash of weed should be
>There is a police pone holding your bag and smirking at you
"I have glaucoma" is all you blurted out.
>You are sitting in jail with screwloose.
>Today was good day