Punnaponka: Piratical Sabbatical
 
>Day who-gives-a-shit in Equestria.
>The sun shines brilliantly at the top of the sky.
>Your shadow is a black dot just under your feet.
>And Pinkie Pie’s ass is sitting on your shoulders.
>How do you get into situations like this?
“So what are we doing here, again? All I remember is something about pirates.”
>Pinkie drops her head down from its place amongst the cabbages in the vegetable cart you’re using as cover.
>She’s watching Carrot Top. She’s BEEN watching Carrot Top all damn day.
>Some unfortunate carrot-related accident caused her to wear an eyepatch.
>“I’m LOOKING for proof that Carrot Top is in charge of the Ponyville Pirates!”
>You attempt to facepalm, but only manage to smack Pinkie’s belly.
“Just because she’s wearing an eyepatch? Come ON Pinkie!”
>“It’s not just that, silly! That corn she’s selling? Have you seen the price? It’s a buck an ear!