Seeing as Pastebin is awful for formatting prose, I'm keeping this one in a set of Google Docs for now. The story itself is one of the more ambitious things I've started, and will be my first real multi-chaptered work. As it stands, everything is broken into three acts: Setup, resistance, redemption. It will likely not be listed as separate acts/books in final publishing, but it helps keep me on the right track while writing. Obviously, the title is a joke at the moment.
 
Act 1, Chapter 1
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XBi5hCa8H86-QbsK8nDhvS_a4OUYhz33mnuJGqe_UbY/edit?usp=sharing
 
Act 1, Chapter 2
In progress, 40% done.