>You are Anon Y Mous and you have a raging hard on for mechanics and technological marvels.
>Too bad for you an experiment failed and you got knocked into magical pony world.
>They don't even have electricity here.
>Thankfully you've been able to make ends meet by opening up a shop fixing things and on occasionally helping Twilight Sparkle with her odd experiments.
>When you aren't the subject of them of course.
>You stand behind the counter cleaning some oil and grime off of your tools.
>It's been a quiet day so far so the sound of the rain has been your only companion.
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>You put your rag down and look around.
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"Where is that noise coming from?"
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>A white pony with a brown mane walks into your shop.
>She calls out to you from the entrance way.
>"Hello? Have you seen the repair pony named Anon?"
>You can't respond because your breath is caught in your chest.
>"Umm.. hello? Excuse me?"
>Her back right leg is entirely mechanical in nature.
>Your voice comes out in a faint whisper
"It's beautiful...."
>The pony looks around again and shrinks back against the door.
>"I-I'm sorry for interrupting you. I'll just show myself out then."
>You quickly snap back to reality and leap over the counter startling the poor pony.
"Hey wait, hold on a sec!"
>The pony presses herself flat against the door in a panic.
>"AAaaahhh! I'm sorry!"
>The mare breaks out into a sneezing fit and falls over.
>You run over to her and lean down to help her up.
"Easy there girl, my name's Anon you okay?"
>She looks up at you in confusion for a moment before accepting your help.
>"You're Anon?"
>You stand up after helping the mare steady herself.
"Yup, the one and only."
>"I thought Anon was a pony?"
"Nope, I'm 100% human and the only human in all of Equestria at that."
>"I heard that you were good at fixing things?"