>Chrysalis is trying to build a new hive to eventually take back the one that she lost to Thorax
>She has a slight problem
>Some of the drones she sends out to collect love are coming back behaving oddly
>They're usually days late to return to the hive, and when they do they can barely walk straight and can't talk without stuttering and slurring
>They refuse to actually give up the love they've collected, and will lash out violently against anyone who tries to take it from them
>Even Queen Chrysalis herself
>When they use it all up, they begin to suffer intense withdrawal symptoms
>At first they desperately try to convince the drones detaining them to allow them to go get more, but after a few days they start to shut down and become unresponsive
>They can be revived with sufficient rehabilitation, but such a process is a drain on the hive's resources when they're in short supply
>It's more efficient to simply revert them back into larvae and re-raise them into new changelings
>Chrysalis decides to investigate the source of this toxic, tainted, and addictive love
>If her enemies have found a way to weaponize her food source, then she must learn how to counteract it
>Getting information from the afflicted drones is difficult, but soon she has enough to figure out where to find the source
>Anon is hanging a picture in his living room when a knock at the door interrupts him
>It's a cute little mare that he doesn't remember seeing around town before
>She smiles up at him, but suddenly flinches and visibly shudders
>She looks surprised, but manages to regain her composure
>"H-hello! I'm a researcher from Canterlot, I specialize in the study of Extra-Equestrian beings. I was wondering if you would be willing to answer a few questions? P-perhaps over some coffee?"
>He says sure, and steps out to lead her to the nearest cafe
>This is like the sixth or seventh mare to ask him out this month
>Apparently /mlp/ was right all along about ponies wanting to fuck humans
----
Prompt idea: All of the monsters in the Everfree are indifferent or even friendly to Anon unless he's actively pissing them off. He takes advantage of this by getting a pet timberwolf and scaring the townsponies when he takes it on walks.
 
Bonus points if he names the timberwolf Bark and it acts like a Labrador.
-----
A emerald hued midnight
>What would Chryssi's eqg counterpart even be and do? She obviously won't be the queen of her hive. I need answers.
Anon is a amateur boxer and is working out at a gym after class. One night after leaving the gym late he gets almost-mugged by Chrysalis and deflects the knife causing her to flee down a alleyway.
It turns out that she's in the same classes as him and he later intervenes when a group of guys try to grab her.
-----
The Pink Life
>Anon and cousin Pinkie were inseparable when they were kids
>Anon made a Pinkie Promise that they'd get married when they grew up
>Years later, Pinkie moves to town and starts working in a local bakery
>Years of isolation on the rock farm hasn't left Pinkie in an ideal mental state, and she seems fixated on her and Anon's promise to wed.
>"The fastest way to lose a friend is to break their trust, Nonny. Didn't we used to be the very best friends?"
-----
Chasing Dashy
>Anon is Rainbow Dash's older cousin, who visits her in Canterlot a couple times a year
>Rainbow's intense attitude tends to chase off potential boyfriends, which makes her susceptible to rumours that she's a carpet muncher
>After sitting through Rarity bragging about yet another successful boyfriend, Rainbow Dash snaps.
>Before she's even aware of what she's done, she's already finished bragging about Anon, her "boyfriend from out of town"
>Describes him as being a bit older than they are, has a job and an apartment/house, totally spoils her when they meet up, etc etc, and most importantly loves eating her out
>Rainbow Dash can barely comprehend just how badly she's fucked up when Rarity, smirking, asks her to phone up her """boyfriend""" and arrange for him to visit in a few weeks
>Rainbow does just that, pointedly mentioning what's going on to Anon out of embarrassment
>Anon arrives a few days later and acts exactly how Rainbow Dash describes him; they play sports together, he's clearly happy to see her, and he tends to spoil her rotten because she's his favourite cousin (a fact unbeknownst to Rainbow's friends)
>Anon, in short, acts like a boyfriend only without the kisses and boob-touching
>It's like a romantic comedy where two people have to pretend that they're a couple, only one of them is completely clueless about this act.
>Rarity and the rest of the girls are impressed and everything is going well....
>until Pinkie Pie asks why Rainbow hasn't kissed him yet.
>And now, Rainbow Dash has to figure out how to make out with her cousin in front of her friends without making him freak out.
-----
 
Clingy cousin Gilda
>A desperately lonely Gilda with abandonment issues who latches onto her cousin Anon because he showed her genuine kindness
>Parents kick her out of the house and she travels several cities over to live with cousin Anon
>Insists on sleeping in his bed "because it's fuckin' freezing"
>Judging by the sensation of breasts on Anon's back, he can tell she wasn't lying when she said her nips could cut glass
>Her excuses for sleeping in his bed start turning into muttered "move over"s as time goes by
>Gets agitated when Anon entertains female guests
>Doesn't put up a fuss when Anon cleans her up after her inevitable fights
>>I want to clean her up after a fight and treat her like my princess.
>Not being a couple of mad kunts that have eachother's backs and fight together as a team.
 
>You will never go to the same school as your cousin and rule it with an iron fist.
>You will never try taking on other school's delinquents together.
>Kicking asses and taking names but also getting your asses kicked, but always coming out on top, be it 2v2, 2v5 or whatever, it's not about being the best, it's about getting back up.
>You will never fall on your asses in exhaustion, defending your title as your school's banchō after a fight well fought and proceed to quietly nurse each other's cuts and bruises, licking your wounds so to speak, after everyone else groaned in pain and stumbled about in retreat.
 
>Give Gilda sensual breast massage
>she can't even handle it
 
I like to imagine that clingy cousin Gilda is actually an insecure, lonely virgin who's taking this opportunity to strong arm Anon into fulfilling all her romantic and not-entirely-well-thought-out sexual fantasies.
-----
 
A Derpy Six Pack
>existing herd loses it's only stallion
>mare get the idea to court Anon into the herd
>of course Anon just thinks they're friendly mares
   
Maybe a herd with a couple of the Elements, Trixie and Derpmeister where she becomes Anon's favorite and best Alphamare because she isn't self-obsessed and takes her duties to the herd seriously.
 
I'm kinda getting an idea for something out of this. Maybe surviving members of a separated herd try to rebuild up to a select number of members and Anon gets roped into it. From there anon needs to convince another two or three to join.
Or something like that anyway.
 
Sounds promising indeed. If I may supply additional food for thought. Could make for a long fic or two short fics.
>Lyra and Bonbon move to Ponyville after the death of their herd's stallion. It was a small herd. Maybe 3 or 4 mares. The herd separated; too much sorrow/pain from the loss. Lyra and Bonbon trudge by day to day. They can't seem to get out of their depression.
>Derpy knows their story. Everypony talks to the mailmare though she's not one to spread gossip and she's smarter than she looks. She's already been trying to court Anon.
>Anon has been in Equestria awhile and in Ponyville most of the time or new to Ponyville. It takes a short while for Anon to realize that his mailmare is interested in him. Some internal back 'n forth about dating a pony. Finally decides to go for it soon after Derpy floats the idea of them courting Lyra and Bonbon with the hopes of starting a herd. Herds are supposed to support all members not just the Stallion or Alphas. A support system that Lyra's and BonBon's former herd failed to provide. New internal struggle for Anon; "Herding? What?"
>Same fic or second fic. The Anon/Derpy heard is established. Talk of children eventually come around. You guessed it; new debate but now there's a herd to help sort through the thoughts and emotions. Can Anon 'sire' foals? Is Anon and the herd read to be parents? etc.
>Lyra or BonBon gets word that one of their former herdmates still hasn't recovered and is on the verge if not already homeless. The mare didn't know she was pregnant when their stallion died and now has a child. The child is a foal or colt/filly depending on how long it has been. They bring this news to the herd in hopes of courting their former herdmate into their new herd and adopting the child.
-----
 
The cult of Anon
>evil pony cult try to summon daemon to help their fight against the princesses
>instead of drawing forth a warp monster to posses their leader Anon gets teleported from earth to the space occupied by their leader
>evil pone explodes leaving blood covered Anon standing there
>cult realize their mistake and anon kills his way out then i dunno
>OR cult think anon is their leader, raised to a higher form by the daemon
-----
 
Officer Pone
>Anon is a criminal.
>Tries to con a pony or something.
>"Halt Criminal Scum!"
>Actually gets halted through dumb luck on police pones part.
>Gets a deal cut in exchange for no jail time.
>Help arresting officer solve cases until she determines you "reformed".
>Start helping.
>Discover that you are the first criminal she has ever apprehended in 3 years on the pone force.
>Has crippling self-esteem issues.
>Help her crack down on cases.
>Get her several promotions.
>Cop pone falls in love with criminal.
>Has conflicting feelings about this.
>On one hoof, HMD
>On the other, Criminal Scum.
>[confused horse noises]
-----
 
Awkward Luna
> Luna isn't very comfortable around ponies IRL
> Somewhat of a vicious cycle, she is nervous around ponies so she covers her lonliness by interacting via dreams; the lack of irl interaction builds further, etc.
> One day Anon appears...
> And as her duty as a princess she needs to watch over his dreams to make sure he is in good emotional health...
> Except she can;t. Anon's mind, and presumably human minds, are psychically insular, rejecting foreign minds and people.
> Now the only way Luna can do her duty, and examine his psychological well being, is by becoming his friend.
> It's awkward for both of them, but because Luna isn't able to run away from it, she eventually finds herself falling for the human.
-----
 
The good, the bad, and the Cheerilee
>Teacher-pone has never had a stallion
>All alone every hearts and hooves day
>Only stallion to ever show interest was under the effects of a love potion
>Too busy grading homework to try dating
>Coat and mane often covered in chalk after hectic days at school
>Colts didn't want to date a girl with braces during her teens
 
>Meanwhile, Anon is trying to figure out how to get closer to that cute teacher pone in town so he might be able to ask her out sometime
-----
 
 I dream of Luna
>Sometimes Luna enters the dreams of her subjects and masquerades as a fantasy
>She's a very lonely pony
>Enters Anon's dream and discovers that he's already fantasizing about kissing her and snuggling her and booping her snoot
>Luna ejects herself from his dream, panting and blushing furiously
>As much as she wants to talk to him about this, she can't talk to him without clamming up and turning pink
>She just wants someone to hold her and tell her she's a good pony
-----
 
Pone Space
Guard Anon and his crew aboard the USS Equestria are answering a distress call from a mining vessel in orbit around the planet Lunaris.
Derpy with a lasrifle is a scary thought.
-----
 
The phantom of equestria
Lyrics
 
In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again?
For now I find
The Phantom of the Opera is there
Inside my mind
 
Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
To glance behind
The Phantom of the Opera is there
Inside your mind
 
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear
It's me they hear
 
Your/my spirit and your/my voice
In one combined
The Phantom of the Opera is there
Inside your/my mind
 
He's there
The Phantom of the Opera
Beware
The Phantom of the Opera
 
In all your fantasies
You always knew
That man and mystery
Were both in you
 
And in this labyrinth
Where night is blind
The Phantom of the Opera is there
Inside your/my mind
 
Sing, my angel of music
He's there, the Phantom of the Opera
 
Anon had a very active imagination as a child. He imagined that he had a special friend that came to him in his dreams and they told each other about their day. As the years went on Anon dreamed of his friend less and less until he had eventually forgotten about it entirely. Anon can't remember much about his friend. He believes it was female and maybe a animal of some sort.
 
He does remember that the two of them had a song that they liked to sing together. It was kind of a morbid song. Which was no real surprise because she did have a dark sense of humor.
Now that he is an adult and Anon has somehow found himself in Equestria, he finds himself remembering random bits about his old friend. She however has not forgotten him in the least and is very unhappy that her oldest friend has forgotten her very existence.
 
While getting plastered at a bar Anon sees a painting of a dark blue horse with slitted pupils hanging above the fireplace. The sight of the painting causes Anon to remember everything about his friend. He feels awful that he ever forgot something that was so important to him in the first place. Despite having made her up in his dreams she felt so real to him. Thinking on it for a bit, he kinda missed seeing her.
Having lost his desire to inebriate himself further Anon leaves the bar and staggers home hoping to see her one more time in his dreams.  Hanging a wrong turn into a sketchy alleyway Anon quickly finds himself circled by a group of gryphons who apparently dislike his face.
 
After getting smacked around for a bit Anon feels himself fading in and out of consciousness. He tries to sing the only part of the song that he can remember hoping that his friend will forgive him for forgetting her for so long. Shortly after Anon starts singing his voice takes on two different timbres and words start forcing their way out of his mouth before he knows what he's saying.
 
While Anon sings the song the alleyway fades away into darkness leaving Anon and the gryphons standing in patch of black illuminated by a beautiful full moon. From within the darkness, seemingly all around everyone, the song is picked up by a different voice and grows louder as it nears the ending. Stepping out of the darkness comes  Nightmare moon herself and she is not happy at all.
-----
Sexual Anon
>Anon cracks his knuckles
>Lyra starts vigorously making out with him
>It turns out that stallions in Equestria pop their joints to signal to mares that they're ready to mate
 
>Anon stubs his toe, and shouts in pain
>Rainbow Dash shoves her muzzle down the front of his pants
>Turns out that the sound Anon made is very similar to an ancient Pegasus mating call
 
>Anon waves to Carrot Top
>Little did he know that flailing of the limbs is a key component of the Earth Pony's mating ritual
 
>Anon gives Roseluck exact change to pay for his flowers
>Turns out that exact change is basically saying "fuck me" in certain Saddle Arabian cultures
 
>Anon sits quietly in his house
>Not moving is definitely a sign of sexual submission
 
>The oversexed mares of Ponyville thank Celestia everyday for sending them the naive, gullible, sexy idiot that is Anonymous
-----
I remember there was a set of prompt threads a while back when that picture was first uploaded. One of them was basically a Chrysalis who just wanted someone to love her so that could be her EQG counterparts, a love/attention starved goth teen.
-----
Reverse trap twilight
Anon sits at school lunch table near some skinny kid sitting by themselves. Kid is names Twilight but often gets called Ty or Twy. They're a big nerd and kinda sheepish so they don't know how to respond around anon.
Anon just thinks the kid is a big nerd and doesnt know how to act around people.
Has no clue Twilight is female and keeps calling her a dude which Twilight awkwardly laughs and goes along with until the big reveal.
-----
Necromancer Pony
>What can you say? This teenage mare with the necromancer cutiemark really knows how to give you a boner
 
 
 
>A young bullied mare who is an outcast among her peers
>Has her cutiemark in something generally seen as "evil" or at least "forbidden"
>Already driven to morbid thoughts and desires
>She was but a few years from becoming Equestria's next big villain
>Anon shows up and not only befriends her but falls in love with her
>Puts her violent tendencies and "evil" talents to legitimate uses
>Takes her from "up and coming villain" to happy contributing member of society in less than a year
Good End.
 
 
 
>"Yeow!"
>The young mare in your lap jumps, rocking her black and purple bed slightly and shaking the bundle of cosmetics at your side.
"Just hold still baby, I know it sucks."
>You gently part the rough, uneven fur on her cheeks, making her wince in pain.
>Just as you thought. The one thing that anyone around 16 or so hates.
>Acne.
>Puffy, irritated skin unpleasantly greets your eyes. All over the splotches of red you find that her fur is growing in coarse and uneven.
"Take it from someone who went through it already," You tell her gently. "It's awful, but the best you can do is treat it and wait for it to stop."
>She nods stiffly, eyes clenched shut.
>Grabbing from the pile of cosmetics, you pull up a wipe and gently clean the sore on her cheek.
>She hisses, but doesn't pull away.
>Murmuring encouragement, you toss the wipe away and grab a bottle of cream.
>This shit had better work. It was 30 bits a bottle.
>You squeeze out a large drop onto your thumb and tenderly press it into her cheek.
>Another wince, but less intense.
>As slowly as you could, you rub the skin cream in with small circles.
>The mare in your lap stops shivering, her shoulders drooping as she leans into your hand.
“Better?”
>She nods absently. “You know, none of the girls in class believed me when I said we were a thing. They said things like this don’t happen.”
>Thank you backwards pony relationship roles and laws. No jail for cradle robbing here.
>You chuckle, bending down to touch your forehead to hers.
“We’re not exactly normal, though. I don’t think it applies here.”
>She hummed an agreement. “Thanks Anon. Things are easy with you. I don't tell you that enough."
>Finally, she cracks her eyes open to look at you. “Sooooo my parents aren't going to be home for another hour or so. You wanna..?”
“How about on their bed?”
>She blinks. “Thats way lewd. Lets do it!”