Dear anons of every age
Can I treat you to something strange?
come with me and you will see
this our thread for Halloween
 
This is our thread, this is our thread
We all sleep after Brad is dead
This thread's what you pick
Now your clock will tick
Time is up now eat the dick
 
In this thread, everybody scream
in our thread for Halloween
 
I am the one making all of you fap
dick like a house and eyes in your tap
I am the one making all of you cry
feels so deep you'd think I'll die
This is our thread, this is our thread
our thread, our thread, our thread, our thread
 
In this thread, all but dead,
everybody hail for lord Judge Dredd
In this thread, don't you love it now
everybody's waiting for the next surprise  
 
Round that corner mang, hiding in the smash can
Someone's waiting there to jump and howl.
You'll scream!
This is our thread, Pinkie's knife is in your head
Aren't you scared? No not at all
 
Slap me once, slap me twice
take the chance and take your stance
fap with the fags through your dull life
Everybody scream, everybody scream
in our thread for Halloween
 
I am the guy with a comedic face
Here in a flash and gone without trace
I am the guy with the spiky hair
I am the man yelling "so unfair"
I am the king of all the edge
Making you puke in the neighbours hedge
 
This is our thread, this is our thread,
our thread, our thread, our thread, our thread
Our thread, our thread,
Little faggots everywhere
lifes no fun without a good scare
thats our job, but we love thee
in our thread for Halloween
 
In this thread, don't we love it now
everyones waiting for the next surprise
My old meat spear will hit you from the rear
and scream like a banshee that will
make you jump out of your skin
 
This is our thread, everybody scream
Won't you please make way for a very special guy
our man Based will leave you post-fap dazed,
everyone hail to the rapist king now,
This is our thread, this is our thread
our thread, our thread, our thread, our thread
In this thread, all but dead
everybody hail for lord Judge Dredd
Lalalalalalalalalalalalala
Halloween, Halloween
Lalalalalalalalalalalalala
Halloween, Halloween
Lalalalalalalalalalalalala
Halloween, Halloween
Lalalalalalalalalalalalala
La-la-la-la
Hail!