>Today is not like other days.
>Today, you have a plan.
>Today, you WILL have fun!
>Unfortunately, Twilight has decided to start the day by singing, which has woken you up way off schedule.
>You slide out of the rafters and tap her on the head, just hard enough to stop her from singing.
>Well, now that you've woken up, there's no point in going back to sleep.
>You backflip out a window and notice the sky is pretty weird.
>All checkerboard clouds and stuff.
>A quick look around reveals that Rarity is the cause.
"Rarity."
>"Mm Hmm?"
"You don't do the weather. That's what Rainbow Dash does."
>"That can't possibly be the case. I've dealt with the weather for all the time I've lived here."
>This is a problem. The weather needs to be a certain way for you to have fun.
"You're going to make dresses, or I'm going to make you."
>She ignores you.
>Final straw.
>You lift her over your head and stop being outside
>And start being in Carousel Boutique.
>You place her on the ground, and push her towards a sewing machine.
"Be a dear and make some clothes or whathaveyou."
>And then you notice Applejack trying to make some dresses.
>That can't be right...
"What's with the tailoring, AJ?"
>"It's what ah've always done."
"No it bloody isn't."
>You grab Applejack, and stop being in Carousel Boutique
>And start being in Sweet Apple Acres.
>Why are all the trees dead?
>Oh. Pinkie's trying to harvest them.
>That's definitely not right.
"AJ, fix the farm. Pinkie, You're coming with me."
>You tackle Pinkie, and stop being in Sweet Apple Acres
>And start being in the worst stand up comedy routine ever conceived.
>Or Sugarcube Corner, not that there's a difference right now.
>You place Pinkie down, and look around for the sorry excuse of a comedian that's trying to-
>Oh, it's Fluttershy.
>You pick her up, and stop being in Sugarcube Corner
>And start being in Fluttershy's Cottage.
>Animals running amok everywhere.
"You live here. Get these animals to calm down."
>Tossing Fluttershy to the side, you notice that Rainbow Dash is tied up in a pot.
>You run your finger along her face and taste it.
"Needs more pepper, but enough cookery. You're fixing the weather."
>You stop being in Fluttershy's Cottage
>And start being in an open field.
"Nice and clear, if you would."
>She looks confused for a bit, before tentatively flying up to a cloud and kicking it.
>Something seems to dawn upon her, though you can't imagine what, and then she starts kicking up a nice clear day.
>Perfect.
>You stop being in a field
>And start being back in the library.
>Twilight isn't there. This is a good thing.
>You grab as many books as you can, and stuff them into your bottomless box, along with a sizeable quantity of string you've been saving.
>And by saving, you mean you've been unravelling the rugs one by one while Twilight wasn't looking and hiding the string from them in your bottomless box.
>You skip and prance your way back you the field, and dump all the books and string on the ground.
>It is time to build a kite.
>You lay all the books out in a giant diamond shape, with a bunch of extra books to form the supports.
>Then, because just laying the books out like that obviously won't hold together, you wrap the kite in piles and piles of string.
>Yeah. That should do.
>You lead a line of string out a ways, and wonder how you're going to get the kite off the ground.
>Uhhhh.
>Hmmm.
>The best way to get it off the ground would be to get it in the air.
>The easiest way you can think to do that would be to make it so gravity pulled the kite up instead of down.
>You bend over and grab the world
>And lift it above your head.
>The kite falls into the sky, and you cling tight to the ground.
>Before the kite can get too far away, you flip the world back to normal, and grab the kite string.
>You run around, trying to get enough speed that the kite stays aloft.
>And it does!
>You fly your kite all day, and well into the evening, before a purple unicorn approaches you.
>"Hey, Anon. I was worried when you weren't in the library asleep by four, so I went looking for... Are those the books that were missing from the library?"
"Well, yeah. What else would I make a kite out of?"
>She opens her mouth to speak, but stops herself.
"And do you know how difficult it was to get this kite aloft? I had to reverse gravity!"
>The most incredulous of incredulous looks.
"No, really! Well, more like I moved the ground while gravity stayed still, but it's the same effect."
>You were wrong. The look only gets more incredulous.
>You put your hand on the ground and lift the world above you, making sure you don't hit your kite.
>Twilight falls into the sky, and you hold on tight to the ground.
>You put the ground back where it belongs, and stand on your kite string.
>Arms outstretched, you catch Twilight as she falls back down.
"Y'see, if I knew how to use telekinesis, I wouldn't have had to do that."