This fucking thing is rife with spelling errors. I am so goddamn tired right now i cant see straight.
 
Emi and Rin have been planning this for a few weeks now, though i can't really say I care that much about it. Today, the tree of us are going to the beach. I'm really nut sure what business a girl with no arms, and another with no legs have at a beach, but i think it might be fun regardless.
As soon as we ot there i noticed one thing. Water. Tons of fucking water. That's literally all there is. What the hell is supposed to be the appeal of these things? The second thing i noticed is that Rin and Emi look wonderful in swimsuits. I'd probably be having to hide an erection right now if those damned meds didn't give me erectile dysfunction. As i stand by the ocean thinking about this, Emi approaches and asks "what are you staring at, Hisao?"
"Well it certainly isn't my crippled dick" I say angrily before walking away.
I figure the first thing i should do is jack someone's chair so that I have a place to sit while i watch the girls build sand castles or whatever the fuck people do at these god forsaken sand craters.
As I walk around looking for an unoccupied and unwatched chair, i notice that there's a stand renting out chairs for 500 yen. As I go up to pay for it, i realize two things. Firstly, Kenji keeps borrowing all of my money to buy fucking pizzas, and second, I don't have any pockets.
I go back to Rin and Emi, who is still looking confused, and i ask her if i can borrow 1500 yen to get us all chairs. She gladly accepts my generous offer, gives me an extra 500 yen, and tells me to go get something to eat.
I use this money to buy a pizza, which costs an even 1000 yen.
As I walk back to the chair stand, i realize that i now only have enouh for two chairs. Not caring that rin will have to sit on the ground, i rent two chairs and bring them over to the girls who are, as i thought, building sandcastles. Emi's is pretty much normal, just made from a bucket, though I'm not sure where she got it. Rin's however, is extremely intricate, and makes use of shapes that i thouht were impossible. Circles and squares and shit... i dont know man, i never took any science classes.
Emi still looks confused as ever as i approach with a chair in each hand and a pizza box in my mouth, and asks the inevitable question "where's the third chair?"
I, being quick and sharp as always, cover my bluff by saying "I needed it to bludgeon a rabid whale to death. Shit was nasty"
"W-well that's... nice." She says, letting me know that my ruse worked perfectly. "So where are you going to sit if you don't have a chair."
"Oh, no. I figured that since you're used to being on your knees all day, that Rin and I could sit on the chairs and you could just sit there on the ground. Is that ok?"
"Y-yeah..." she says, getting red in the face.
After i set up the chairs, Rin and I recline on them, and I am lulled to sleep by the sounds of the ocean and Emi's quiet sobbing.
When I wake up, I notice that my skin has turned bright red, and there's a HUGE FUCKING SCAR ON MY CHEST. Some dirty son of a bitch must have taken my kidneys.
Oh, that's right. Heart surgery. I'm still getting used to this.