>Launch Day in Equestria
>Why the fuck are there knocks?
>It's the middle of the night!
>Nobody has ever disturbed you at this time before!
>You rip at your duvet, throwing it from you.
>Oops, you're still naked.
>Can't be streaking at 3am.
>Are there even laws against that here?
>Who knows.
>With your pyjamas slipped on, you make your way downstairs.
>Irritated, you open the door.
>Uh?
>Fluttershy's there.
>She's got some sort of jet rockets on her haunches.
>“W-wanna see me go to space?”
>You pinch your nose bridge.
“Right, what the fuck?”
>“I-it'll work, just you wait!”
>The jets even have her cutie mark on them.
>“R-rarity designed it. Can you tell?”
>Well, the gems lining every single crevice gave a bit of a hint.
>Her wings are finding it difficult to flap with that chunk of metal strapped to her.
“This is going to go terribly.”
>If anything, she has determination.
>“You're going to l-love what I have planned!”
>She dragged you outside just to see her fail at a moon landing [spoiler]just like the government, man[/spoiler]?
>This is ridiculous.
>“C-could you countdown for me?”
>Ugh.
>You suppose so.
“10, 9, 8...”
>The numbers all fall into place, and at zero, she slaps her own flank.
>It's very uncomfortable to watch.
>But, lo and behold...
>She's launching into the air at 340 metres per second.
>She's about to break the fucking sound barrier!
>A massive bang pops your eardrums.
“Fuck!”
>Before long, she's totally out of sight.
>What the fuck is going on?
>Wait a second...
>In the way of the moon...
>What is that?
>It sluggishly reveals more and more of itself.
>The wait is agonising!
>What is-
>Oh god.
>A giant.
>Fucking.
>Space dildo.
>A bright, red light shines from behind it.
>Into the moon, a small crack begins to form.
>Until...
>A word?
>“IS”
>This better not fucking-
>“SPACE”
>Be what you-
>“YOUR”
>Think-
>“FETISH?!”
>It is!
>You close your eyes for a few seconds, then reopen them.
>So Fluttershy really did it.
>Not only did she get a space dildo, she got a space dildo...
>With fucking laser beams.
>She did it.
>What did she do?
>She found your fucking fetish!