>The last time you were in a forest that you did'nt know was close to you, you were shitfaced drunk, possibly butt fucked by a close friend, and fell on a racoon and killed it.
>Good times.
>Now this is not a good time.
>Why?
>Because, YOU ARE IN A FUCKING FOREST THAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOU RETARD.
>Geez brain, why are you so blunt?
>Becau- your argument is cut short by a growl
>Stomache, wait your god damn turn.
>... that wasn't me.
>You look to your left and see a wolf.
>... Correction a WOOD wolf.
>Legs.
>Yeah?
>Why aren't we moving?
>Brain hasn't told us yet!
>WELL START NOW!
>OK!
>You run with the speed of kenyans to your right, you look farther ahead and see a clearing.
>You look to your left and see a wolf has caught up to you.
>... Fuck
>FASTER YOU IDIOTS!
>Sorry sir this is the fastest we can go!
>Well try to GO FASTER!
>WE ARE!
>You burst from the clearing and trip over a rock.
>A FUCKING ROCK WILL BE THE END OF YOU!?!?
>Not today nigger.
>You pick up the rock and turn faster than Veteran bots on Call of Duty.
>Huh?
>No more wood wolves.
"Well, thats a great fuckin relife.
>Good thing we made it out.
>Shut the fuck up Brain, you did nothing but bitch.
>You did too!
>Yeah, but I can do that, I AM basically all of you combined
>We did the most work.
>Yes, you did legs.
>Hey Anon.
>Yeah.
>Did you notice that town when we got out?
>A town?
>Yes.
>No I did not.
>Then lets GO!
>Yeah
>...I'm not gonna help until we can rest.
>Fine We'll crawl there.
>You get about ten feet until you hear "Uhmm, What are you?".
>You look around.
"Who said that?"
>you turn about 80 degrees and see the legs of a ...Purple Horse.
>You look up to its rider...
>There wasnt one.
>Pic related
"Uhh who said that?"
>You ask again.
>The next thing blows your mind, "Umm, I did, Mr. Ape-thing."
>Brain?
>Brain has gone out for lunch.
>Well fuck you too.
"Well,then where am I, Purple Horse?"
>It looks mad, like you offended it.
>"I am a Pony, not a horse." you could feel the venom in her words.
"Look, sorry that I offended you, Pony, but where I am from, most people would call you a horse.
>"Well i'm not a horse, and speaking of 'things', what ARE you?"
"Im a Human."
>"A what?"
"Homo Sapien?"
>"Umm, I didnt ask for sexual preferance but ok."
>It took you a minute to register that.
"OH! Nononono, I'm not a Homosexual.
>"But you jus-"
"Homo SAPIEN is the scientific term for humans."
>"Ohhh." it looks sheepish "Sorry for that, I accidently took that the wrong way."
>"So Human, my name is Twilight Sparkle"
"Mine is Anonymous, but everyone calls me Anon."
>You state.
"Umm, not to be rude but is there someplace I can rest? Because my legs are killing me.
>"Sure, you can stay in my Treebrary."