>It is the time of free candy
>It is Halloween
>Being Norman, you could only dress up as one thing
>A ninja
>You were a master a stealth
>stealthily hiding in a bush right next to Purple
>You are so stealthy she doesn't even know
>You whip out your paper shurikens
>Time to assassinate the target
>You spring out of the bush
"HIYAH!"
>With utmost precision, you fling the paper killers right at Purple's forehead
>The two pieces tap her
>Target killed
>"Uh... Norman?"
"I know, I know, I must have scared you. That is what the life of a ninja is like, hiding and waiting for their prey to appear... And then you kill them!"
>You unsheathe your plastic katana and swing in front of Purple
>SWISH SWISH SWISH
>"...So, are you ready to go? The others are waiting by the street corner."
"Of course! You go first, I'll trail you and surprise them."
>"Alright Norman, just make sure we don't wait to long!"
>With that she leaves
>You quickly pick up your weapons and sheathe your katana with the utmost care
>It is a weapon to kill, not just simple toy
>You crouch down as start making you way to the girls, staying in the shadows
>Making your way tot eh corner, Brad and Nolan seem to be joining as well
>You creep your way into a bush that lies right behind them
>You stand and throw your shurikens at the girl's
>Brad, with his quick reflex, unknowingly grabs his Shag Rag™ and throws it at you
>You know him
>You know what's on that rag
>You know what to do
>You hold your breath and reach for your katana
>As the rag nears, you swing your blade and cut the rag in half
>You two stare at each other
>A smirk appears behind your mask
>Uh oh
>Brad dressed up as a cowboy
>Two guns
>Squirt guns
>Do or die time, now
>Brad reaches for both guns and shoots them at you
>You narrowly dodge the shots
>Running out of options, you make a dash for Brad
>Only wielding your katana, Brad sprays shots at you as fast as he can
>You dodge ever shot and prepare your weapon
>It was high 8:30 P.M.
>It was you or him
"HAAAAAA!"
>"RAHHHH!"
>You begin to penetrate the gap in between Brad's arm and torso
>But a splash of water hits you
>Then another
>and another
>You both freeze
>You had killed Brad and Brad had killed you
>After a few seconds, you both fall dead
>"You guys are pretty childish."
"Fuck off, Nolan."
>Rarity pipes up
>"When are you two going to get up? We didn't dress up so you two could lay on the sidewalk."
"Fine, fine, we'll get up."
>As you stand and look around, the girls don't seem to be as dressed as you and Brad are
>And Nolan... What a fag, he didn't even dress up
>Rarity is a semi-fasionista mummy, Applejack is a, uh, apple, Bluefast is wearing her casual clothes plus the ears and tail she wore for that song last year
>And Fluttershy was... Holy shit! She was a stick of butter!
>Wait, that's just her skin color, she dressed as a turtle
>Purple didn't dress up at all, she kept asking questions about Halloween all month
>Most, if not all, you ignored
>But there was one left
>Where is Pink?
>She WAS here, right? She had to be, you saw her.
"Where's Pink?"
>Everyone looked at each other
>Nobody knew where she went
>Apple was the one to talk this time
>"She was here earlier, we all saw her, right?"
>Everyone nods
"Do you know where she went, Nolan?"
>He probably saw her leave
>He called your dramatic fight with Brad 'childish'
>If he is so mature then he could surely keep tabs on 8 people
>"No"
>What a fag
>Why did he even come? He isn't helping at all
>As you ponder in your hatred, you notice everyone is watching you
>Wait they aren't, they are all chatting to each other
>Then who is watching you?
>That bush across the street
>You hone in your focus, zooming in with your disciplined eyes
>You see another pair stare straight at you
>It was her, Pink, stalking you from the shadows
>Looks like we have some competition, but only one of us can come out of this alive
>You better not alert the others, she's yours
>Maybe you should warn Brad?
>You two could make a great team, sort of like the duo in Shanghai Noon
>Shushshsh
>The eyes disappear
>The bush seem desolate of any life
>You now have a true assassination mission that you must complete
>You can not bring dishonor to your family
>"Let's go get some candy!"
>Various cheers and a Bradical come from the others
>But you stay silent, how can you be happy knowing that your death is in the hands of darkness?
>The very same weapon you use that surrounds all?
"Then let's go."
>You all head off down the street
>"So where should we go first?"
>"How about Adam's house? It's pretty close and in the direction of the mall."
"What's so important about the mall?"
>"WHAT?"
>Whoops
>Looks like you set off the automated Aryan alarm
>"YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE GORGEOUS GHOUL COMPETITION?"
"Uhh... No?"
>"NORMAN!"
"Relax, relax! I now have heard of it, so lets go!"
>With that, you're off on your journey to the mall
>... Why is the ghoul competition so late?
>Is it because it's Halloween and it's supposed to be spooky?
>Probably
>And there are many people there, so Pink wouldn't try and attack you there
>Or would she?
>You arrive at Adam's house
>Ding-dong
>Adam opens the door, a bowl of candy in his arm
>You ready you basket and-
>Oh fuck you forgot you candy collector
>Does everyone else have one?
>Rarity has a fashionable skull for a basket
>Fluttershy has a small turtle shell
>Apple has an apple
>Rainbow has one in the shape of a lightning bolt
>Purple has no idea what Halloween so she doesn't have one
>Brad has one in the shape of a cartoon styled bomb
>Hell, even Nolan has a generic pumpkin
>They all grab their piece
>You have to act fast
>You grab your piece and hold it to you face
>With your other hand, you pull out the cloth covering your face and drop the candy in it
>Jesus, this is uncomfortable
>In a collective manner, you all say
>"Thanks, Adam!"
>And take your leave
>As you head away from the door, you hear Adam's Mom
>"You're so nice to your friends, sweetie."
>"Thanks, Mom!"
>Dork
>You start to head to the next house
>Man, this candy is really uncomfortable
>With your precise tongue, you unravel the sweet and eat it, grabbing the wrapper and tossing it to the ground
>"Norman, it isn't nice to litter."
"Whatever."
>Purple does a small pout at that response
>That's what she gets for asking
>As you approach the next house, the group hops up the steps to the front door
>Ding-dong
>Huh, this house seems familiar
>Creeeeaaakkk
>"Oh, Flash, Sweetie!"
>Jesus Christ
>It was Brad's house
>And this is Brad's not-so-fuckable mom
>Behind her, there is a pile of rags leaning against a wall
>Must be a stockpile of >rape
>"Mom! Bradical!"
>Did he not realize this was his house?
>"I've prepared something for tonight's little adventure! Two rags! And just the way you like, with chloroform!"
>"Bradical! Thanks Mom!"
>After being handed that rags, Brad cheerfully skips around in the front yard
>Behind you you see a bush
>A bush with EYES
>She stalking you
>But you are secretly ready
>You must n-
>"Would you like a rag, too, Norman?"
"N-no thanks, Mrs. Sentry"
>You will not partake in Brad's activities
>Nuh-uh
>The girls all took one, though
>JackleApp smelled hers and dropped unconscious
>With an audible THUMP
>God damn, that bitch is hefty
>...
"Hey Nolan, wanna carry around Apple?"
>...
>"I'm carrying my basket full of candy, while you aren't holding much of anything. I suggest you care to her."
>Murmurs of agreement escape from the girls
>Fucking faggot
>Making you do all the work
>You have your katana to take care of
>And shurikens!
>How can you be alert for Pinkie when you have pure muscle mass slung around your shoulders?
>Fucking Nolan
>He hasn't done jack shit
>He isn't dressed up
>Why the fuck is he here?
>Just to make you suffer?
>Your attention turns to the door that just closed
>Huh
>Must've been thinking to yourself longer than you thought
>You grab Applejack and heave her on to your shoulders
>So much weight
>You all start to leave to go further down the street
>What if you meet Yellow's parents? Purple's? Yours?
>Who knows
>Hey, Brad isn't here
>You turn around to see Brad, still skipping in his lawn
"Come on Brad, we're leaving!"
>"Copy that, Partner."
>Surprising that he hasn't bought a horse
>seeing as he's managed to destroy the front of his house with his car, and receive no punishment from his parents
>You would surely be killed for it
>Lucky bastard
>Anywho, you continue you walk down the road
>Skipping a couple of houses, you have to be at the mall by 10 to compete in the competition
"Hey guys, what time is it?"
>"Exactly 9."
>Damn Rarity, that was fast
>She doesn't have a watch around her wrist, and her phone was no where to be seen
"How did you know that?"
>"I've been counting, don't want to be late for the competition, you know."
>Damn, this must be pretty big for her
>But it was only a competition, with a winner
"About the competition, what do you get if you win?"
>"What do you get? Well you get only the most prestigious spot on the Christmas float in December, sitting next to the oh-so handsome, so charming, so dreamy, so-"
"Stop, I get it. You sit next to a hot guy, but is that it?"
>"Is that IT? IT happens to be the most amazing thing that could happen to any girl, you wouldn't understand."
>Oh fuck off, I'm ten times more handsomer than that 'stud'
>Damn advertisements makes people seem better than they really are, and it'll break Aryan Beauty's heart
>But you'll be there to comfort her
>You will
"So... Who is this guy?"
>"Why should I tell you? You'd probably ignore his very existence."
"I might."
>"Hmph."
>Rarity does a definitive pout
>Doesn't look like she's gonna talk to you anymore
>Good job, Norman
>You shoulders are getting a little sore
"Hey Brad, can you hole applejack for a bit? My shoulders are getting sore."
>"Ah reckon Ah can."
"Thanks Brad."
>Speaking of Brad, he's staying in character a lot
>He's trying to one-up you
>I guess the whole world is against you
>A ninja and his katana, against the world
>But there are more important matters that must be attended to
>Pink
>You know she's trailing the group
>Luckily, you were at an intersection in the neighborhood
"I, uh, need to go do business, don't wait up for me."
>Before anyone could say anything, you bolt down the street to the left
>Looking behind you, everyone starts to head off
>No one
>With that you crouch down and hide in a bush
>You're waiting to see in Pinks will follow
>Probably not
>She wants YOU
>You're not gonna let that happen
>You sense something to your right
>It's those eyes again
>in the bush across the street
>Standing up and pulling your sword out,
"Show yourself!"
>Those eyes only gaze harder at you
"Either fight with honor or you will be slain a coward."
>The leaves under the eyes rustle a bit
>The crumpling of paper can be heard below you
>Looking down, you have been struck with two paper kunai
>You cough up some saliva
>You knew it was blood
"Y-you..."
>The eyes were gone
>You barely are able to sheathe you sword
>Once done, you start to slowly limp back to the gang
>You could use you sword holster as a cane to help you walk
>No, that would show weakness and be disgraceful to your family heirloom
>This is gonna be a long walk
>As you make your way behind the group, Fluttershy looks back at you and mutters something that you find silent
>The group rushes to you, save Nolan
>"Norman! Are you alright?"
"Yeah Purple, I-"
>You pray to the saliva gods and summon a mouthful of it
>You blast the massive blood shoots down by your feet
>Rarity quietly moans in disgust at your childish display
>"Partner!"
>Brad rushes to you side, helping you keep steady feet
>"Speak to me, boy! Stay with me!"
"I am not going to die, not yet..."
>"Who'd done this to you?"
"It was... Pinks..."
>"That bastard, I'll round up my boys, we'll set out to find her-"
"No, she's mine. I will not dirty my name with the help of your dishonorable gang."
>...
>"Alright."
>"Let my boys at least offer you a place to stay, winds are gonna bring a mighty fine storm tonight."
"N-no... Our destination... That is where we will fight to the death at the..."
>The entire crowd is silent
"AttheGorgeousGhoulCompetition- ahh..."
>You fall unconscious
 
>Be Brad
>Your non-horse rider just fainted
>It was time to get serious
>That damned bandit tried to kill one of yours
>You lift Norman on to your right shoulder, using your right hand to keep him steady
>Your left whips out your Justice Bringer
>Time to avenge your amigo
(9/X)
>You start to walk when you realize that AJ isn't on your shoulder anymore
>Where did she go?
>You start looking around
>"She's over here."
>Nolan's voice draws your attention, AJ is uncomfortably sleeping on the ground
>What is she doing there?
>Hmm
>She must have pushed herself off in her sleep when your right-hand man was limping towards you so you could hold him instead
>Things do get crazy when you get bradical
"Could you be a fine man and carry her?"
>Nolan sighs
>"Fine."
>That chloroform really knocks people out
>That's why you use 'em!
>The group, once again, starts off down the street
"Woo-Woooooo!"
>You adore the smell of burning coal
"Chugachugachugachuga-"
>Looks like your train is gonna make its final turn towards its destination, better slow down
"Chuga-chugs-chuuuuuga... Errrrrrrrrrrr!"
>The conductor stand in front of your posse
"Everybody off the Bradical Express!"
>"Uh, Brad?"
>You hear the on blue chick's voice coming from your right
>You look in her direction, only to be greeted by Norman's unconscious body on your shoulder
>But you always thought the blue chick was kinda hot
>You would have boned her by now, but Norman insisted you didn't
>You know how is goes
>Bros before Hoes
>Always
>She was apparently the fastest runner on the girls' soccer team
>If she was as quick with her hands as she is with her feet
>You would have the quickest handjob ever
>Also a quick drawer at a high noon duel
>*western whistle intensifies*
>"Hey, Brad! You going to stand there all day or are you going to knock on the door?"
>That voice
>Only if Norman would let you bone her freely
>Knock knock
>Creeak
>"Mm-hm"
>You were at the school's janitor's house!
"Trick or treat!"
>"Scuffy ain't go no candy for you fellers."
>Dang
>"But, Scruffy does have somethin' for him."
>His points a finger at Norman
"Can you keep him from dying?"
>Scruffy stares at you with that blank face
>Infinitely blank face
>"Yep."
>"Bring 'em in"
>You walk through Scruffy's front door, making sure Norman doesn't hit the sides of the door frame on the way in
>Scruffy proceeds to lead you through his out to the door leading to his garage
>You look around, taking in the new surroundings
>Hey
>You seem to be the only one that entered
>Are you going to get raped?
>You
>Raped
>lol
>Like someone could >rape you
>You were a professional
>One of the best
>Taught by the one and only Descartes
>The only one who is better than you
>You aren't jealous, but thankful for him
>Closing your eyes, you say a silent thanks towards Descartes
>Scruffy opens the door to his garage
>Damn its dark in here
>BAM
>The garage door closed
>The room is completely black
>A bright light turns on, forcing you to look away until your eyes adjust
>After sometime you see a medical table with the massive bright lights
>The one on those shows on T.V.
>Yeah those
>Scruffy comes out wearing a surgeons suit
>"Put 'em here."
>You lay him on the table
 
>Be Norman
>"Oh Norman, oh Norman, where art thou Norman?"
"I am here, fair Rarity!"
>You quickly get lost in her eyes
>Those perfect blue eyes
>You see her lips move at a perfect pace
>So quick, yet so graceful
>She truly is the goddess of the times
>"CUT!"
>The drama teacher's scream draws your attention
>"Norman! What are you doing? Daydreaming? We don't have time for that, we have to practice, the play's deadline is in two weeks!"
>Fuck
>"This is the fifth time today!"
>If it weren't for Aryan beauty you wouldn't have even considered joining this class
>"Let's try it again!"
...
>"Oh Norman, oh Norman, where art thou Norman?"
"I am here, fair Rarity!"
>You quickly get lost in her eyes
>Those perfect blue eyes
>You see her lips move at a perfect pace
>So quick, yet so graceful
>She truly is the goddess of the times
>"CUT!"
>"Norman, for failing six times in a row, you are going to the principal's office!"
>Why can't you get this part?
>Every time you lose yourself
>You go backstage and quickly yank off your coat
>You're failing Rarity
>What if you lose her?
>You can't just move on, you've been in love with her since you started going to this school
>With shame overcoming your mind, you head for the exit towards the hall
>The room darkens
>You open the door and step into the flooding hallway
>You go with the waves, swimming towards the principal's office
>You know they have another stand in for you if things went wrong
>Rarity always got embarrassed when she talked to him, but she refused to tell you his name
>Is he going to steal her?
>You stop paddling and just float on your back, the waves pushing you towards your punisher
>A drop of salty liquid slowly slides down your cheek
>Have you lost her already?
>The hallway is barren of any lights
>You float into the principal's office
>No lights here, either
>Principal Celestia, in her yellow rain coat, stands sorrowfully on her small sail boat
>"Why are you here, Norman?"
>Why are you here?
>Why are you in this vast ocean at night?
>Desolate
>No stars
>No moon
>Only eyes
>Eyes cover most of the impossible sky
>Kunai appear from every direction, quickly heading near you
>"Norman, help me!"
>Rarity!
>She stands on the sail boat alone
>And she needs you
>You jump out of the water and pull out your katana
>You ready yourself
>You were going to protect Rarity with your life
>You will prove yourself to her
>The eyes all laugh at you
>The laughs all overlap
>Never ending
>All of them attacking you one at a time and all at once
>The kunai all turn to water and splash you in the face
>GAAAAAAAASP
>You experience the most intense coughing fit of your life
>Fuck, you're cold
>And wet, too
>You take in your surrounds
>If you could
>Jesus Christ, it's bright in here
>Did you sleep through the entire night?
>"Norman? Norman speak to me!"
"Huh... who is that?"
>That voice sounded familiar
>"Norman, it's me. I'm here to wake you up."
"Brad..."
>Brad arm reaches up near the light and dims them
>Now that you can see, Brad reaches his left waist and pulls out your beanie
>As you sit up, he puts it on your head
>You correct it
"... What took you so long?"
>You then notice another man on next to you
>It was that one janitor dude
>Scrappy
>Scrappy was holding an empty bucket, save for a few drops  
"What happened?"
>"Scruffy poured water on you, mm-hm."
>Scruffy, right
"How long was I out for Brad?"
>"About 8 minutes."
>Not long
"Where's everyone else? Did they head off to the mall without us?"
>"Don't know, they waited outside while I came in to get you fixed up."
>So Scruffy here saved you buy pouring water on you?
>Huh
"Well, thanks Scruffy, but we should get going."
>"Don't mention it."
>He hits a remote control and the garage door opens
>As the door rises you see the feet of your friends
>Wait you're still in your ninja costume
>You take off your beanie and hand it to Brad, he did say he'd keep it safe for tonight
>The door raises above everyone's heads and the first question is shot
>"Norman, are you alright?"
>"Don't worry purple girl, Scruffy gave him a quick healing."
>Thanks Scruffy, I could have said I was awoken by a water bucket
>But, that'd show weakness
>You can't do that
>Thanks Scruffy
>Rarity pipes up
>"I believe we should make haste, lest I mis my chance being with the most hands-"
"Who the FUCK is this 'handsome' guy?"
>"Why it's Harry Styles of course."
"WHAT. YOU WANT THAT FAG?"
>"Well of course, who wouldn't? He's just so... so..."
"Gay."
>"Norman!"
"He sucks dick for a living."
>"You're just jealous that he's in the band One Direction and you're not."
"More like One Deception, he's a faggot and he fucks his singers."
>"Norman, what is wrong with you?"
"What's wrong with me? Why would you go for that shitty guy when you have better?"
>"And what's better Norman? What!"
"ME, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."
>"Wh-"
>You grab her and plant a solid kiss on her lips
>Damn this is nice
>After you break the kiss, Rarity is stunned
>You hoist her on your shoulder
"Let's not waste time, guys. The competition is in like 20 minutes."
>Time to run at superfast speeds
>Woosh
>Woooooosh
>Not even two feet and you're tired
>Let's just walk instead
>How the fuck do marines do this all the time
>They must be built like tanks
>Freaking beasts man
>BEASTS
>You should join weight training and bulk up
>Maybe you and Brad could spot each other
>Pumping iron like bros
>That'd be the life
>Phew
>Finally at the mall
>You set Rarity down
>You sit down, panting
>Damn you're weak
>You look up to see Nolan holding Applejack with ease
>He looks down at you
>Mockingly
>Bet he's trying to steal Rarity
>well, he doesn't know you're a master of the sword
>When he tries to go for your girl
>He'll pay
>Oh yes he will
"Well, we're here. Now what?"
>Rarity is still blushing
>You left quite the impact on her
>"Well, uh, we should go to the center of the mall... It's where the event is happening."
"Alright then, no point in wasting time."
>You lean in to lift Rarity again
>"Nono, Norman. I d-don't need assistance right now."
"Whatever you say, Princess."
>Blushing intensifies
>Everyone heads inside toward the center of the mall
>Nolan said he'll stay and cover Applejack
>Probably gonna brand her a saint
>...
>You're finally here
>You all make your 'good luck's to Rarity as she goes backstage
>You all take a seat near the front and off to the side
>Aaaaannnnnd you're bored
>God, Call of Duty is never this slow
>You just unlocked your 2nd prestige an-
>"Ladies and Gentleman, I welcome you all tot he opening of the Glorious Ghoul Competition!"
>Was it worth spending all the money on those gun customization DLCs?
>I mean, they are pretty aweso-
>"We have seven special guests tonight, the first is Rarity!"
>Hey, Rarity
>She walk on to the stage, does a little walk to the other side, show off her costume, and walk back
>The kind of stuff you do on a catwalk, without the catwalk
>After a brief applause that one person talking earlier comes out
>"Now for our second performer, Sunset Shimmer!"
>Oh that girl
>Now where was I about my amazing guns skins?
>You see Pinkie's body thrown across the stage, covered in ketchup
"Pinkie!"
>"Hey! You're that one girl I fucked last week!"
>You and Brad run up on stage and check on her
>"Dead."
"How do you know, Brad?"
>"Back in the day, had this mean girl that wouldn't back down from a fight. Trixie the kid. She messed up one high noon and never recovered."
"Brad..."
>You put your hand on his shoulder then lean in for the bro hug
>"Well, well, well. Looks like Norman has never seen a dead body before."
>You look to the left, where the sound came from
>In the shade of the curtain you see those eyes that have followed you
"Sunset Shitter!"
>"Shimmer, jerk!"
"What are you doing here?"
>"Me? Well I'm the one that was following you around the whole time, the one who attacked you back in the neighborhood."
"That wasn't Pinkie?"
>"Of course not, you think she would just suddenly leave you guys like that?"
>She steps forward into the light. revealing her attire
>She is wearing a purple ninja outfit, fitted with a similar katana and kunai
>"I'm the true master of shadows here, Norman. And I'll see to it!"
"Over my dead body!"
>You both unsheathe your katanas
>Staring into each others eyes
>Her eyes
>The eyes that laughed at you, attacked you, stalked you, and now were fighting you
>You have to end her now
"RAAAAAAAAH!"
>You break out in a rush towards Sunset
>Once in range, you make a quick succession of slices
>Sunset easily dodges every attack with speeds fast enough to appear in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>She stops the blade with her left elbow and graciously flings it away with the flick of the wrist
>With her speed and semi-muscular body, she pushes you across the platform
>Sliding on your back, you stop a little over halfway across the stage
>Sunset starts a little walk towards you
>"Such a hysterical disgrace, I'm surprised your family still has any feeling for you."
>She pulls out one of her kunai, examining it
>"I guess I'll be the one to do them a favor and rid them of their little dis-"
>Bang!
>Pt-ing!
>Sunset's kunai is sent flying across the room
>You both look behind you
>While swirling his six-shooter into his holster-
>"Howdy."
>Brad!
>He then grabs both shooters, aims then at Sunset and lets loose
>Bang bang bang ba-bang bang
>Ptching ding tink bi-dong
>These bullets are much quicker, and being shot twice at a time
>While nearly dodging every bullet, Shimmer to start a retreat, being bested by Brad's revolvers
>Brad puts his shooters away and comes to lift you on your feet
>"Let's go get her!"
>You both sprint after her trail
>Wer-er-er
>Thump!
>Fuck your head hurts
>Just slipped on some damn water
>Brad's laughing his ass off
"Come on horsefucker, we have a killer to catch."
>You and your partner run behind the stare
>About halfway across the mall, you see Sunset run into Ponys R Us
>The two of you bolt into the store
>Deserted with no light, save for the ones coming from outside the store
"Brad, you go to the right and I'll go to the left."
>"Alright."
>You both ready your weapons and proceed to explore
>Toys
>All you see are rows of toy ponies
>God, this place is such a girly store
>Pony here, pony there
>You might get sick form this
>Hey, they have those lego heads things you saw in Dead Rising
>Only in pony form
>One of them has a neck
>That's weird
>You contin-
>Shing!
>A blade quickly runs at your from the front
>You lean back, matrix style, adn dodge the swipe
>After the blade exits, you jump back to a safe distance
>That lego pony head with a neck stands up
>The entity takes the head off
>Shimmer!
>How did you miss this?
>"No more games!"
>She lunges forward and attacks you
>You block her incoming blade with yours
>Brad comes out from the aisle behind her and opens fire
>She's trapped
>You let loose a fury of blades and shurikens
>She still dodges all of them
>Doesn't like you're going to hit her conventionally
>You launch forward, fury still unleashing, and slam into her
>She hits the ground, her katana sliding across the floor only to get caught by the underside of Brad's foot
>sunset reaches for her kunai with her left hand
>You stomp on it with your foot
>She tries her right hand
>You slam your katana into it, stabbing it firmly in the ground
>Finally
"So, how does it feel to be the disgrace?"
>She spits at your face
>Or tries to
>The droplet of spit flies up and back down right into her eyes
>haha
"Haha!"
>"Haha!"
>"Stop laughing at me!"
>Sunset starts to get teary-eyes
>So you spit in her face
>Heh
"H-"
>"I SAID STOP!"
>Her eyes glow red and she bites your ankle
>Poof
>Everything is so damn cloudy
>You break into a coughing fit
>You try to peer around again but the smoke surrounding you burns your eyes
>It starts to disperse
>You realize you are on top of a skyscraper
>Your weapons are gone, and so is Sunset
>"You have gone to far, Norman."
>Looking in front of you, Sunset stands panting, eyes red, hand bleeding
>She pulls out a kunai with her only working hand
>You realize you used all of your shurikens
>"I won't hold back."
>She has four kunai
>She hurls her first one at you
>Dodging it with slight ease, you look up
>A barrage of the last three narrowly hit you, save for one that scarred the back of your left leg
>She runs up to you, obviously exhausted, and does two quick, light punches in your face
>Your not nearly as exhausted
>You use your elbow and slam into her face
>She falls
>She stands up, fists prepared
>You do the same
>You two continue to punch the shit out of each other
>She slam into your stomach
>You slam two jabs into her right breast
>She kicks your side
>You stomp on her foot, and push her to the ground
>You walk to her
>Her eyes are closed
>You lean in to check on her
>She opens her eyes and grips your head
>She slams it into her knee, then uses all of her strength to haul you up and slam you into the ground
>You lose your breath
>She is leaning on her knees, trying to rest
>You quickly recover, grab her, and slam her into the ground and kick her face
>with her disorientated, you make a dash for one of her kunai
>You see a puff of smoke appear
>As is quickly leaves, you see Sunset at the pile of kunai
>She slowly picks one up near her
>But you finally reached one as well
>You grab your kunai and make a rush towards her
>She flings her kunai at you
>You deflect it and grab it, making your count two
>She starts to back up
>Within range, you make a jump towards her
>Your thighs grip around her head and you slam it into the ground
>You raise both kunai and stab them into her throat
>She stops moving
>The scent of her blood is making you hazy
>You blackout
>"Norman! Norman, are you okay?"
"Ra-Rarity?"
>"Yes darling, its me. What happened?"
>You lean up and look around
>Brad is twiddling his thumbs against a wall, his guns on the ground
>Sunset is covered in open ketchup packets, drool sliding down her cheek
"I... I defended my honor."
>Rarity leans down on her knees
>"You what, dear?"
>You close your eyes and rest your head on Rarity's lap and finally go to sleep
>...
>ER ER ER ER ER ER
>Click
>Friday
>Fuck why did you do that last night?
>You barely got any sleep and you have a math and science test today
>Fuck
>You did admit to Rarity though
>M-maybe she'll go the the Winter Dance with you?
>You prepare for your day at school and head off
>You zoom through your first three classes and get to lunch
>You wait near the entrance of the cafeteria for Rarity
>There she is
>You wave her over
>"Hey Norman, how are you faring today?"
"I-I'm fine. Uh, Rarity? I wanted to ask you something..."
>"What is it, dear?"
"I-I, uh, w-wanted to know if you'd like to go to t-the W-Winter Dance w-with m-me?"
>You blush extremely hard
>Your face is more red than the apples on Applejack's shirt
>She blushes slightly
>Grabbing your hand with her, she says
>"I'd love to."
 
THE END
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