>Today was Brad's birthday
>At least you think it is
>All you know is that Brad is throwing a party
>You and your dream girl, Rarity, collaborated to make Brad a snazzy new jacket that was all about him
>Sadly, the Aryan Beauty was sick and couldn't join you
>As you walked down the street to Brad's house, you could hear the music blasting through the walls
>Ah, the signature Brad Mobile has been firmly lodged in his front window
>This was gonna be a awesome party
>You approach the front door
>Knock knock knock
>Brad opens the door
>"Norman! Bradical!"
"Hey! Happy birthday Brad!"
>You extend your gift to him
>"It's not my birthday, Brah! Come on in!"
>Oh what the fuck
>How did Rarity not know it wasn't his birthday? Did she know but refuse to inform you for shits and giggles?
>Welp, no time for regrets now, its party time
>commence the bass drop.mp3
>You see most of the people from school are jammin' out here
>Might as well grab a drink and get partyin'
>As you walk over you notice a generic girl from school eyeballing you
>Brad has been teaching you how to get girls, time to test your skill
"Hey baby, how abou-"
>Splash
>"Racist!"
>Fucking bitch splashed you with her drink
>Tastes like Mountain Dew
>I wanna play CoD
>"Hey Norman, over here!"
>At least Purple won't splash you with Dew
"Hey Purps, hows the party going?"
>"Great! I've had a blast dancing and chatting, how about you?
>Absolute shit so far
"Ass."
>"Hmph. Have you seen Rarity anywhere?"
"She couldn't come, sick."
>"That's a shame, be sure to te- whaa!"
>"Hey baby, how about you and me go to the Brad cave and get Bradical?"
 
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>Brad had just climbed down a rope, picked up Purple, and took off in a Batman costume
>At least you weren't interested in banging her
>Norman junior is starting to get active
>Time to go after some more prey
>Not by talking, that doesn't work
>why not try and dance your way into some panties?
>You meander through the crowds of people to find dance off
>Here it is, right infront of the speakers that Vinyl is blasting her music through
>Time to get dirty
>You slide into the center of attention and start pulling moves that no one has seen
>Everyoen is in awe of your moves
>You move so fine even Nolan is nodding his head in approval
>Finally, you launch yourself into the air and do a double backflip, firmly planting both feet on th ground, arms crossed
>Everyone is going wild over your mad skills
>You grab two girls that are dripping wet and take them into the Brad Mobile for some fun
...
 
>Oh man, why is it so cold in your room?
>Why aren't you under a blanket?
>Who are these two girls that are sleeping on you?
>Why are you in the Brad Mobile?
>Oh yeah, you scored
>You sit up to see a lot of people have passed out all throughout Brad's house
>Brad walks throught the front door, grabs two uncouncious bodies, and heads out
>He's piling them in the front yeard
"Morning Brad..."
>"Morning Brah! See you had a Bradical time last night!"
>It's too early for this shit
>You grab the two girls and heave them on your shoulders, heading to pile them with everybody else
"I need to go home, mind if I borrow your car?"
>"Not at all, my man."
>He tosses you the keys that are in his pocket
>How the fuck did his car get int he window in the first place?
>Whatever
>With the help of Brad you both push the car out of the window frame, thumping on the front lawn
>You hop in and burn rubber
>Brad is waving to you in the mirror
>"Stay bradical!"
>Looking at the car's radio system, you see its a school day
>It's 9 A.M.
>Adam is probably the only one going to school today