once upon a time
there was a gorilla
and he was taking a fat gorilla shit
then it ran out of toilet paper so it starts raping and cumflating people because it's a gorilla and has no other way of expressing its frustration
and the only way to stop the gorilla is to deploy a special genetically modified cactus, bred specifically to battle gorillas
and hisao is its handler
the cactus and hisao have lived together for years to establish an empathic bond, so hisao can control the cactus
so the gorilla is on a rampage, cumflating people, and it has poopy butt
then hisao and cactus arrive, and use their special maneuver where the cactus uses one of its thorns
right up the urethra of the gorilla
and counter-cumflates the gorilla while hisao punches it
and then the gorilla is defeated
then the camera pans out as the credits begin to roll
like a dead, belly-bursted cumflated gorilla in the center of a shopping mall courtyard
people crying and shit
and hisao and the cactus mosey off into the sunset
but it's like
was the cumflating gorilla the monster
or are we?