Conversation started January 12   12:58am Teddy Belair Hey Braeburn.   12:59am Braeburn Apple Howdy   12:59am Teddy Belair I'm Teddy.   1:01am Braeburn Apple You look more like mah cousin, Big Mac   1:02am Teddy Belair Well, my name is Teddy. Not Big Mac. (Can I ask you a question?) You there?   1:20am Braeburn Apple Yeah, sorry. Ahm here   1:20am Teddy Belair (Are you gay in RL?)   1:22am Braeburn Apple //depends on who's asking // why do you ask?   1:23am Teddy Belair Because......*begins to tear up*.......because I want you to be my boyfriend...   1:24am Braeburn Apple //is this serious or RP?   1:24am Teddy Belair (both)   1:25am Braeburn Apple // I dont do online relationships // they never work   1:25am Teddy Belair Ah I see.   1:26am Braeburn Apple //as for RP //there are better ways to start an RP //I dont really do clop RPs //So if you are only looking for sex; well, youre out of luck //If you wanted to, you would have better luck asking random people on my FB friends list to RP   1:29am Teddy Belair Have any other Braeburns in your list?   1:30am Braeburn Apple https://www.facebook.com/brae.apple?fref=ts https://www.facebook.com/brae.burn.779?fref=ts   1:33am Teddy Belair Wanna videochat?   1:34am Braeburn Apple //I dont have a video cam //I use skype on my phone for cams   1:35am Teddy Belair We can chat on skype if you want.   1:35am Braeburn Apple //Do you want to just /chat/ or do you actually want to RP?   1:36am Teddy Belair RP and chat on Skype.   1:38am Braeburn Apple //I dont feel comfortable giving out my skype info. I just met you //what would you like to chat about?   1:38am Teddy Belair MLP.   1:39am Braeburn Apple //what about it?   1:40am Teddy Belair Maybe we can talk about Braeburn and some of the Apple family characters.   1:41am Braeburn Apple //ok, what about them   1:42am Teddy Belair Maybe we could discuss how awesome they are. Of course, I do have a crush on Braeburn.   1:45am Braeburn Apple //Did you watch the Apple family reunion episode?   1:45am Teddy Belair (Yep, Braeburn is SO sexy in that episode)   1:46am Braeburn Apple //http://twitter.com/DrewFrancis604 this is the guy that is the voice actor for Braeburn   1:47am Teddy Belair Plus, when Braeburn stands on two legs, it turns me on.   1:52am Braeburn Apple //do you know about http://braeburned.com/   1:54am Teddy Belair And one of my fetishes is sniffing Braeburn's hooves.   2:00am Teddy Belair (You there>?)   2:24am Braeburn Apple //yeah, I had to get some food   2:25am Teddy Belair Yeah, I wonder what kind of soap Braeburn uses to wash his hooves.   2:31am Braeburn Apple // Why would you wander that?   2:32am Teddy Belair It's just a fetish I have.   2:33am Braeburn Apple //well most soaps need some sort of fat source. personally, i wonder how ponies make soap   2:34am Teddy Belair Huh, good question. *Kisses your lips*   2:53am Teddy Belair Braeburn?   3:58am Braeburn Apple hmm?   3:59am Teddy Belair Kiss me, dear.'   4:02am Braeburn Apple Why would Ah kiss ya? We just met.   4:03am Teddy Belair I-I know dear.   4:08am Braeburn Apple How would ya feel if somepony just came up and kissed you. And you didn't know them 't all?   4:08am Teddy Belair Embarrassed I guess.   4:09am Braeburn Apple Mhmm. Ya put me in a mighty awkward position. What if somepony else saw us?   4:10am Teddy Belair I guess we'd both feel the same way.   4:11am Braeburn Apple Ah mean, what would happen to /us/ 't'ain't exactly natural...   4:12am Teddy Belair *Brings out my guitar and plays and sings a tune that's quite familiar to you*   4:15am Braeburn Apple Ah didn't know ya could play the guitar.   4:15am Teddy Belair I do.   4:16am Braeburn Apple -Mah ears perk up- It sounds rather nice.   4:17am Teddy Belair You haven't heard nothing yet until you hear this acoustic plugged in.   4:18am Braeburn Apple Whad'ya mean 'plugged in'? -mah face has a puzzled look-   4:19am Teddy Belair *Brings out an acoustic amp* THAT's what I mean.   4:21am Braeburn Apple -steps back at the foreign object- wh-what is that?   4:22am Teddy Belair It's called an amplifier, it makes the sound of the guitar amplified or louder.   4:25am Braeburn Apple -sits down- hows it work? magic?   4:26am Teddy Belair It's portable. See that switch on the front? Flip it on.   4:28am Braeburn Apple -hesitantly, Ah flip the switch- L-like this?   4:28am Teddy Belair Yep. *Plugs in the guitar and the sound comes out from the amp and the soundhole*   4:30am Braeburn Apple -Ah jump back, frightened by the sudden noise-   4:31am Teddy Belair It's okay baby, it's okay. *Keeps playing, turning the volume to 6*   4:34am Braeburn Apple bu-but that thing was loud... -folds mah ears down-   4:35am Teddy Belair I know, I had it on the distortion effect set. I set it to a clean sound after you jumped back. I'm so sorry if I scared you, my love.   4:37am Braeburn Apple are ya sure it wont happen again? -looks into yer eyes-   4:38am Teddy Belair It won't, babe. I promise.  *Looks into your eyes and caresses your cheek* By the way dear, I'm a human.   4:42am Braeburn Apple -nuzzles into yer hand, knocking off mah favourite hat- play more music fer me?   4:43am Teddy Belair Sure love. *Kisses your cheek*   4:46am Braeburn Apple -Ah blush and try to hide mah face- Teddy, there are other ponies around here..   4:46am Teddy Belair Want to head somewhere private, honey?   4:48am Braeburn Apple -a hue of bright red takes over mah cheeks- A-Ah hardly even know ya...   4:49am Teddy Belair We can get know each other at your house.   4:51am Braeburn Apple Mah house has been going under some repairs... Ah've been living out at a friend's house. -leans down an picks up mah hat-   4:51am Teddy Belair Hey love?   4:52am Braeburn Apple hmm? -mah reply is muffled cause mah hat is in mah mouth-   4:53am Teddy Belair Wanna go to my house?   4:53am Braeburn Apple Ah.. -looks off into the distance- Ah dunno how far away it is   4:55am Teddy Belair It's not that far, it's just on the borderline of Appaloosa.   4:57am Braeburn Apple -Ah squint mah eyes looking to the horizon- It looks mighty far...   4:58am Teddy Belair I have an idea. Hold on to me.   4:59am Braeburn Apple -holds on t'ya-   5:01am Teddy Belair *Teleports to my house with you* Here we are.   5:04am Braeburn Apple -Ah dun feel mah hat on mah head, Ah begin to panic look around for it- m... MAH hat?!   5:05am Teddy Belair *Your hat appears in my hand* Here it is, my love.   5:06am Braeburn Apple -bows mah head- ifn ya dont mind....   5:07am Teddy Belair *Places it on your head* I love you.   5:09am Braeburn Apple -Ah fold quickly hide mah face into mah hat, hoping ya didnt see my blushing face-   5:10am Teddy Belair *Is suddenly shivering*   5:11am Braeburn Apple -It finally dawns on me that we teleported- S... so.. h-how did we get here?   5:12am Teddy Belair T-teleportation. Baby, I'm so c-cold...   5:13am Braeburn Apple -puts mah hat back on mah head- y-yer shivvering?! Wh-whats wrong?   5:14am Teddy Belair I'm c-cold...*Shivers really violently*   5:16am Braeburn Apple -Ah wrap mah legs around yer waist- Why are ya so cold?   5:18am Teddy Belair I don't have a coat....it's winter here and in the human world too.   5:23am Braeburn Apple -Ah look around- aint there a blanket 'round here?   5:25am Teddy Belair *Falls in the snow, face first and is unconscious*   5:35am Braeburn Apple -Ah try to roll you over onto yer back-   5:36am Teddy Belair *Starts shivering uncontrollably*   5:38am Braeburn Apple -Ah do mah best to brush away the snow around us- -after Ah feel like Ah've cleared off enough, Ah curl up along side you in an attempt to share mah warmth-   5:39am Teddy Belair *After a few minutes I wake up and turn over* Hey, my love. *Kisses your cheek*   5:43am Braeburn Apple D-dun scare me like that   5:45am Teddy Belair I-I'm so sorry, dear. I didn't mean to. *Begins to cry*   5:48am Braeburn Apple -Ah use a hoof to wipe off a tear-   5:49am Teddy Belair I'd never thought I'd say this. I love you so much.   5:55am Braeburn Apple -Ah take a big gulp- Ah... Ah think Ah love ya too   5:55am Teddy Belair Y-you do?   5:57am Braeburn Apple -Ah try to avoid eye contact because Ah am embarrassed and blushing- mmhmmm..   5:57am Teddy Belair Oh I see. *I lean in for our actual first kiss*   6:01am Braeburn Apple -Ah close mah eyes-   6:02am Teddy Belair *I close my eyes too and our lips touch, human lips against pony lips*   6:04am Braeburn Apple -mah face turns a bright red-   6:05am Teddy Belair *Wraps my arms around your body*   6:10am Braeburn Apple ai-aint this a little fast? -mah hind legs start to give out-   6:11am Teddy Belair *Carries you, bridal style into my house*   6:12am Braeburn Apple -Ah fold mah front legs down into a neutral position-   6:14am Teddy Belair *Sits you down on my couch and sits close to you, putting my arm around you*   6:15am Braeburn Apple *pomf* Wah! What are we gonna do on the couch?   6:16am Teddy Belair We're gonna watch a movie together.   6:18am Braeburn Apple -mah ears perk up- Oh? Ah've heard of these things... moving pictures...   6:20am Teddy Belair Yeah. But it's not like clay animation where you do it one frame at a time.   6:22am Braeburn Apple -Ah have a puzzled look on mah face as Ah tilt mah head- clay animation?   6:24am Teddy Belair Yeah. Take clay figures right? Put them in front a camera, and start with the figures in the main position and with the camera, start filming one frame at a time. You have to record then pause the recording to move the figures into another position and then record again and you do that for every position and frame.   6:25am Braeburn Apple -mah eyes go wide- that sounds like a lotta work   6:26am Teddy Belair It is, it takes like about maybe 2 or 3 hours just to make a 1 minute film.   6:27am Braeburn Apple Thats a long time.... wow...   6:28am Teddy Belair With computer animation, it doesn't take that long. It's like the clay animation process, but faster.   6:29am Braeburn Apple -Ah get a puzzled look again- com. pew. ter? is that s'more of yer fancy magic?   6:30am Teddy Belair No. *Shows you what a computer looks like and how it works and that we use it in the human world*   6:34am Braeburn Apple -Ah send ya a cute smile- oh...   6:34am Teddy Belair I invented on, just for ponys. *One   6:35am Braeburn Apple how does it work?   6:37am Teddy Belair *Shows you how to work it with your hooves*   6:38am Braeburn Apple -Ah smile- H-hey, this is really neat.   6:39am Teddy Belair I know it is. *Kisses you deeply*   6:41am Braeburn Apple -Ah return the kiss-   6:42am Teddy Belair Hey honey? Can I tell you something?   6:42am Braeburn Apple -Ah nod- Yes   6:43am Teddy Belair And do you promise under any circumstances, not to panic or be afraid?   6:44am Braeburn Apple -there is hesitation in my voice- o-of course   6:46am Teddy Belair Okay. There's no easy way of telling you this....*Turns on the TV and the HUB channel is on and My Little Pony: Friendship is magic is on with the episode "Apple Family Reunion"*   6:50am Braeburn Apple te-tell me what?   6:51am Teddy Belair Look at the TV. Tell me what you see.   6:52am Braeburn Apple -Ah look at the TV- Ah see... MAH FAMILY!?   6:53am Teddy Belair Yes. In my world, you're in a TV show. But I've found a way to combine our worlds together to show my friends and family that you' are real.   6:55am Braeburn Apple -Ah run up to the TV and put a hoof on it- wh... Why?   6:56am Teddy Belair *I start to cry* I-I'm so sorry. *I run into my room and slam the door and you hear me crying*   6:59am Braeburn Apple Teddy? A-are ya okay?   7:00am Teddy Belair *The door opens and you see me crying on my bed*   7:07am Braeburn Apple -Ah walk into yer room and sit on yer bed- -Ah do mah best to rub yer back with a hoof- no more tears, only dreams now   7:09am Teddy Belair W-will you sleep with me? Braeburn?   7:15am Braeburn Apple -Ah take a glance at yer hands- Ah dunno how i feel about those things... they just look. weird...   7:16am Teddy Belair Well, they come in very handy when you need to pick up something. And honey, will you sleep with me?   7:20am Braeburn Apple -looks down between mah legs, and then between yer legs- h-how big are ya?   7:21am Teddy Belair You know, you could lay next to me.   7:22am Braeburn Apple -is on the bed next to you- Ah heard that humans are smaller than ponies   7:23am Teddy Belair Yeah, that is true.   7:25am Braeburn Apple Ah heard, that they look weird and some of them are cut weird...   7:25am Teddy Belair Well, I'm a handsome one. And baby?   7:27am Braeburn Apple Hmm?   7:28am Teddy Belair What do your hooves smell like? Hon?   7:33am Braeburn Apple Ah guess, they smell like Ranch Dorritos   7:34am Teddy Belair Is that the soap you use? Sweetie?   7:39am Braeburn Apple It's mighty hard to come by soap out in Appleloosa   7:39am Teddy Belair I see. *Falls asleep next to you* (Can we continue this later? My mom told me to take a nap)   7:42am Braeburn Apple //sure   7:43am Teddy Belair (Just stay online, okay? Just until I get back)   7:44am Braeburn Apple //ive always got my phone by me January 12   10:47am Teddy Belair (Back)O   10:50am Braeburn Apple //hello   10:50am Teddy Belair (Hello, my love)   10:51am Braeburn Apple //slep well?   10:52am Teddy Belair (Yep. I love you, baby) (You there, babe?)   10:56am Braeburn Apple //I need to shower   10:57am Teddy Belair (Okay love. I have to head out, but when I get back, I'll message you okay? I love you.)   12:49pm Teddy Belair Braeburn, you there?   1:04pm Teddy Belair (I'm back, dear)   1:24pm Teddy Belair Braeburn, are you there? Answer me. *Begins to cry* January 12   5:09pm Braeburn Apple //Sorry, ive been out of the house today   7:21pm Teddy Belair (I love you)   8:30pm Braeburn Apple -Ah wipe away a tear- Why are you so sad?   8:31pm Teddy Belair Because when you're not around, I miss you in RL.   9:48pm Teddy Belair (You there?) January 13   6:43am Teddy Belair Hey sweetheart. January 13   10:53am Braeburn Apple Mornin Teddy   11:10am Teddy Belair (I love you)   11:13am Braeburn Apple //oh?   11:13am Teddy Belair (Yes, I love you in RL)   11:14am Braeburn Apple // do you really play guitar? Or was that an RP thing?   11:15am Teddy Belair (Yes, I do) (I actually wrote a song for little kids called "Stop, Drop & Roll" on guitar)]   11:16am Braeburn Apple // I've never had somepony make me a song before   11:16am Teddy Belair (It's not for you, it's for children's education. Something like the Wiggles) Hon?   11:22am Braeburn Apple Hmm? // that's cute   11:22am Teddy Belair (Will you be my boyfriend?)   11:26am Braeburn Apple // I'll have to think about it.   11:27am Teddy Belair (Okay dear) *Kisses you deeply*   11:29am Braeburn Apple -Ah return the kiss-   11:29am Teddy Belair How are you feeling today? (How long before you answer my question?)   11:31am Braeburn Apple Ah'm alright. //starting a relationship is a big deal. Its going to take some time   11:32am Teddy Belair (How much are you guessing?   11:38am Teddy Belair (I mean't like how long before you make your final decision, I mean like, take a guess)   11:47am Teddy Belair (You there?)   12:07pm Braeburn Apple //I'm not sure. Just give it time.   12:09pm Teddy Belair (Okay, Also, not trying to be racist, but what skin color are you?)   12:31pm Braeburn Apple //yellowish   12:31pm Teddy Belair (So, like, white?)   12:32pm Braeburn Apple //asian   12:34pm Teddy Belair (Ah, I see, so you're like my friend Patrick. He's originally from China, but he was born in the USA)   12:37pm Braeburn Apple //sure   12:38pm Teddy Belair (Are your eyes like a Japanese or Chinese person, or are they like mine, an American?)   12:43pm Braeburn Apple // I'm Laotion   12:44pm Teddy Belair (I can't pronounce that)   12:48pm Braeburn Apple //Lay ocean   12:52pm Teddy Belair *Kisses you deeply* Baby?   12:58pm Braeburn Apple Mmmm?   12:58pm Teddy Belair Wanna try for a baby?   12:59pm Braeburn Apple Ah dun think Ah can have a baby.   1:00pm Teddy Belair I can use magic so you can have the baby.   1:05pm Braeburn Apple How does that work?   1:05pm Teddy Belair Watch. *Puts my hands on your chest and you feel yourself get a birth canal*   1:28pm Teddy Belair Hon? January 13   5:02pm Braeburn Apple Ah feel mighty weird. January 13   8:34pm Teddy Belair Hon?   11:07pm Braeburn Apple Yes, Teddy?   11:08pm Teddy Belair How much do you love me?   11:09pm Braeburn Apple Whell... Enough to not be worried about mah friends back in Equestria   11:10pm Teddy Belair Oh okay honey.   11:11pm Braeburn Apple Ah mean, Ah do miss them. -mah ears fold down-   11:12pm Teddy Belair Want to visit them together?   11:19pm Braeburn Apple -mah ears perk back up- Ah'd like that   11:20pm Teddy Belair And how's the baby in your stomach?   11:21pm Braeburn Apple -puts a hoof on mah belly- Ah think we still need time fer 'em to develope   11:22pm Teddy Belair Oh okay, dear.   11:25pm Braeburn Apple -moves the hoof to mah chin- Though, Ah ain't too sure how long... seeing as Ah'm not a mare 'n all.   11:26pm Teddy Belair It's 9 months for a human pregnancy.   11:32pm Braeburn Apple -stares off inta space- hmmm.... How long before Ah feel 'em kickin?   11:37pm Teddy Belair Not sure,.   11:39pm Braeburn Apple -makes a scrunchy face as Ah try to think really hard- Ah've never known anypony that was with child...   11:40pm Teddy Belair *Shows you a photo of Princess Celestia* Honey, I'm Princess Celestia's son.   11:43pm Braeburn Apple -gasps- Ah never knew she had a child   11:44pm Teddy Belair Yup, I'm a prince. You're dating a prince.   11:49pm Braeburn Apple Who was yer father? T-teddy?   11:51pm Teddy Belair *Sighs* King Sombra.   11:52pm Braeburn Apple King Sombra? Ah've never heard of 'im   11:53pm Teddy Belair He was the king of the Crystal Kingdom. He was an evil king.   11:54pm Braeburn Apple Crystal Kindo- Evil?! -Ah jump back as far as mah legs will launch me- -cowering in the corner of yer room- A-Are ya evil too?   11:56pm Teddy Belair No, I was raised by Celestia, I'm all good, dear. But she never took me to see him, so I never turned out evil.   11:58pm Braeburn Apple If'n ya were raised by Celestia... Why has Applejack's friend Twily never told me bout ya?   11:59pm Teddy Belair Celestia always kept me a secret.   12:01am Braeburn Apple Ya told me Ah wasn't real. Ya showed me things on that picture box. Yer human.... How are ya human?   12:02am Teddy Belair Well, somehow, King Sombra's genetics are somewhat human, so I came out all human.   12:05am Braeburn Apple H-how do ya do magics? Is it black magic? -starts pushing further into the corner-   12:06am Teddy Belair Nope, I inherited Celestia's powers. Sombra's the one with the black magic. My magic's all good. Please, come out of that corner.   12:09am Braeburn Apple D-don't know if want....   12:09am Teddy Belair Please. *Looks at you with puppy dog eyes*   12:11am Braeburn Apple Wh-what does a prince want with a common farm pony?   12:12am Teddy Belair Well, all I wanted was a normal life. I hate having royal duties.   12:13am Braeburn Apple Why would ya wanna be normal? It's mighty hard work   12:14am Teddy Belair I know it is.   12:15am Braeburn Apple T'ain't fair. Why would ya want to work fer stuffs? Ya were born a prince   12:16am Teddy Belair Well, I have a question to ask you. So please, come out of the corner of the wall, dear.   12:18am Braeburn Apple Ah like it here. Ah feel safe...   12:19am Teddy Belair *Sits next to you and takes out a ring* Braeburn Apple, will you be my prince?   12:23am Braeburn Apple -looks down at mah hooves- Uhm... Teddy   12:23am Teddy Belair Yes?   12:24am Braeburn Apple Ah have hooves   12:24am Teddy Belair No need. *Makes the ring big so it fits on your hooves*   12:27am Braeburn Apple Ya sure that'll stay on mah hoof?   12:28am Teddy Belair It will. I made it so it'll stay on your hoof, but it won't squeeze it. (Brb, baby)   12:30am Braeburn Apple //kay   12:31am Teddy Belair (I love you)   12:31am Braeburn Apple //would ya ever write me a song? //Ah love ya too   12:35am Teddy Belair (I would)   12:36am Braeburn Apple //I would love you so much if it was a song about braeburn   12:38am Teddy Belair (And I am putting a single out about Braeburn)   12:40am Braeburn Apple //is it a love song?   12:41am Teddy Belair (Yes)   12:43am Braeburn Apple -Ah slide a hoof in to the ring- Oh teddy   12:43am Teddy Belair *Hugs you tightly* I love you so much, sweetheart.   12:47am Braeburn Apple Ah'd like it if our child was born in Appleloosa, ok sugarcube?   12:47am Teddy Belair Okay dear. (I'd also like it, now that you're my RL boyfriend, to call me sugarcube in RL)'   12:49am Braeburn Apple //anything ya want sugarcube   12:49am Teddy Belair (Aw. <3) (And do you think I could call you sometime on the phone? We need to keep in contact)   12:51am Braeburn Apple //Ah'm gonna be really busy come t'marrow //schools starting back up   12:52am Teddy Belair (Okay dear. I love you so much. *Kisses you deeply*   12:55am Braeburn Apple -Ah kiss back-   12:55am Teddy Belair (Baby, you're so sweet.)   12:56am Braeburn Apple //whys that?   12:56am Teddy Belair (You're a really sweet person and you're a really good boyfriend, too in RP and RL)   12:58am Braeburn Apple //youre sweet too //you said you make childrens songs?   12:58am Teddy Belair (Yeah, I do)   12:59am Braeburn Apple //is there one i could listen to? //what are they normally about?   12:59am Teddy Belair (Stop, Drop and roll is about what to do in a fire situation) I'll record it now so you can hear it.   1:01am Braeburn Apple //thank ya kindly, sugarcube   1:06am Teddy Belair http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JG5hgdUpto (You there, sweetie?)   1:08am Braeburn Apple //i need to listen to is   1:09am Teddy Belair (Okay love, just press the listen button)   1:12am Braeburn Apple //ya gots a nice singing voice   1:12am Teddy Belair (Thanks, sweetie)   1:18am Braeburn Apple //anytime sugarcube   1:24am Teddy Belair (I love you.)   1:26am Braeburn Apple //Ah lobe ya too   1:27am Teddy Belair *Kisses you deeply*   1:28am Braeburn Apple -returns the kiss- What're we gonna name our child?   1:32am Teddy Belair Something along the lines of a human and a pony name.   1:36am Braeburn Apple hmmm... ya got any ideas?   1:39am Teddy Belair If it's a boy, Jacob Sunrise Apple, and if it's a girl, Luna Moonrise Apple. (I have to go to sleep dear, promise when you get home from school we can talk?)   1:42am Braeburn Apple //kay   1:42am Teddy Belair (Love you, baby)   1:42am Braeburn Apple //you too sugarcube January 14   2:12pm Teddy Belair Hey honey.   3:01pm Teddy Belair Hon, you there?   3:13pm Teddy Belair *Is in my room, waiting for you, playing my guitar*   3:54pm Teddy Belair (Sweetie?)   3:55pm Braeburn Apple // howdy   3:56pm Teddy Belair (How's my boyfriend today?)   3:58pm Braeburn Apple // worn out   3:59pm Teddy Belair (Aw, I've been missing you and thinking about you while I was at school)   4:10pm Braeburn Apple // that's sweet of you // Ive been busy trying to find where my jobs final paycheck went January 14   9:01pm Teddy Belair (Sweetie?)   9:20pm Braeburn Apple // yes sugarcube?   9:21pm Teddy Belair (Do you ever think about me?)   9:23pm Braeburn Apple // when ahm not busy taking care of mah baby sister. She's quite the handful.   9:23pm Teddy Belair (Ah)   9:26pm Braeburn Apple // ah do think about how amazing it'd be if I had a song written about me/braeburn //and what it would be like to sit and listen to it live   9:27pm Teddy Belair (Well, I'll make the song. I have a new music program I want to try)   9:44pm Braeburn Apple //that would be so cute //what program do you use?   9:48pm Teddy Belair (I tend to use Mixcraft 6, but now I'm using Pro-Tools)   9:54pm Braeburn Apple //i have no idea what those programs are ^^;;   9:55pm Teddy Belair (Mixcraft uses loops and it also can take real instruments. I usually plug them in if they have a pickup or if they're acoustic electric)   9:57pm Braeburn Apple //that sounds really neat, hunnybunny   9:58pm Teddy Belair (It is really neat.)   10:08pm Braeburn Apple //   10:10pm Teddy Belair *Kisses you deeply*   10:16pm Braeburn Apple -kisses back- mmm~   10:17pm Teddy Belair I can't wait until we go on our first date in RL.   10:18pm Braeburn Apple //we could meet up at the next bronycon   10:19pm Teddy Belair (I live in RI)   10:19pm Braeburn Apple //Ah live in Illinois   10:20pm Teddy Belair (Ah, so do you think you could fly down here?)   10:22pm Braeburn Apple //im trying to pay my own way through college... i dont really have any spending money for anything other than what im saving for bronycon   10:23pm Teddy Belair (Oh okay dear)   10:26pm Braeburn Apple // you think you can make it?   10:28pm Teddy Belair (Maybe, if I take a trip out to Florida and then head to where you are from there)   10:28pm Braeburn Apple http://www.bronycon.org/   10:50pm Braeburn Apple // would you ever buy me a necklace?   10:51pm Teddy Belair (I would. I'd get you a Rainbow Dash necklace)   10:54pm Braeburn Apple //gosh, really? that would be really sweet of you   10:55pm Teddy Belair (I would even buy you a cosplay outfit)   10:57pm Braeburn Apple //with a wings and a tail too?   10:57pm Teddy Belair (Yep)   10:59pm Braeburn Apple //id like that   11:00pm Teddy Belair (I know you would and I'd like you to give me a kiss when we meet at Bronycon)   11:04pm Braeburn Apple //i cant wait to see you there   11:05pm Teddy Belair (Me neither. My mom has to drive me though)   11:06pm Braeburn Apple //I would love to meet her too   11:36pm Braeburn Apple //sugarcube?   11:36pm Teddy Belair (Yeah?)   11:37pm Braeburn Apple // do you love me?   11:38pm Teddy Belair (Yes, I do) (But, I think we're going to have to keep it RP)   11:41pm Braeburn Apple //sugarcube, be honest, did ya lead me on?   11:41pm Teddy Belair (No hon, I didn't, I promise.)   11:43pm Braeburn Apple // will i still see you get to meet you?   11:44pm Teddy Belair Sure dear.   11:51pm Teddy Belair (Hon?)   12:05am Teddy Belair Braeburn, you there?   12:05am Braeburn Apple -Ah nod-   12:08am Teddy Belair (Can you send be a relationship request?)   12:08am Braeburn Apple // pardon?   12:11am Teddy Belair (You're my boyfriend in RL, remember? Can you send me a relationship request?)   12:13am Braeburn Apple // what happened to keeping it RP?   12:13am Teddy Belair (I want to be with you in RL, please)   12:14am Braeburn Apple // Ill forgive you if braeburn gets a love song...   12:14am Teddy Belair (He will)   12:16am Braeburn Apple //i forgive you.   12:16am Teddy Belair (Thank you, dear) (You there?)   12:20am Braeburn Apple //im starting to nod off   12:20am Teddy Belair (Oh okay love, but will you send me a relationship request?)   12:21am Braeburn Apple // i dont know how   12:21am Teddy Belair (Oh, I see. Do you have a laptop?) (I'm going to send you the song once I record it)   12:31am Braeburn Apple //No, i dont have a laptop   12:31am Teddy Belair http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vMXMSrxgiq (I recorded the Braeburn love song)   12:32am Braeburn Apple // swoon   12:34am Teddy Belair (What does that mean?)   12:34am Braeburn Apple // http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swoon   12:36am Teddy Belair Ah, I see.   12:42am Teddy Belair Sweetie?   12:43am Braeburn Apple // -nod- yes?   12:51am Teddy Belair I love you.   12:51am Braeburn Apple Ah love you too, sugarcube. //ive got to go to bed. school tomorrow   12:52am Teddy Belair (Okay love. I love you so much.   12:52am Braeburn Apple // January 15   2:02pm Teddy Belair Hey honey. *Kisses you*   2:20pm Teddy Belair (Hon?)   3:34pm Teddy Belair (You there?) January 15   11:05pm Teddy Belair (Sweetie, are you there?) January 16   4:28am Teddy Belair (Hey honey) January 16   7:57am Braeburn Apple //sorry, I had a lot of homework   7:58am Teddy Belair (Oh okay hon. Sorry for bugging you)   7:59am Braeburn Apple //no worries, sugarcube   8:01am Teddy Belair Hey baby?   8:05am Braeburn Apple Hmm?   8:06am Teddy Belair What's your favorite song?   8:14am Teddy Belair (Honey?) January 16   6:45pm Braeburn Apple //my favourite song? //is there a particular genre?   8:30pm Teddy Belair Hon, I'm sorry I overslept.   8:31pm Braeburn Apple shucks, its fine   8:31pm Teddy Belair Do you like rock?   8:32pm Braeburn Apple Ah like dance and techno http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQV5K4meobM   8:32pm Teddy Belair I love you, sweetie.   8:33pm Braeburn Apple Ah love ya too, sugarcube   8:34pm Teddy Belair *Kisses you deeply*   8:35pm Braeburn Apple -kisses back-   8:36pm Teddy Belair Sweetie?   8:36pm Braeburn Apple mhmm?   8:36pm Teddy Belair Would you like my phone number?   8:37pm Braeburn Apple i would   8:38pm Teddy Belair 1-(401)-568-0610   8:39pm Braeburn Apple Ah have to text ya when ah get more minutes when you find out you wont feel alone Ah love ya sugarcube -hugs ya to mah chest-   11:20pm Teddy Belair I love you, too, my giant boyfriend. *Wakes up the next morning in your arms* Mmm, morning love.   11:36pm Teddy Belair (Honey?)   11:45pm Teddy Belair You there?   2:04am Teddy Belair Hon?   2:48am Teddy Belair (Honey, if you're there, please send me a message or something) January 17   2:19pm Teddy Belair Hey love.   2:20pm Braeburn Apple howdy   2:20pm Teddy Belair *Kisses you*   2:20pm Braeburn Apple -kiss back-   2:20pm Teddy Belair Honey? Can I ask you something?   2:29pm Teddy Belair (You there?) January 17   5:54pm Teddy Belair Honey?   6:05pm Teddy Belair Are you there, Braeburn, sweetie? January 20   9:15pm Braeburn Apple Howdy, Teddy January 21   4:31pm Braeburn Apple Howdy   4:31pm Teddy Belair I know what you've been doing. You've been posting our conversations on 4chan so people are laughing at me.   5:12pm Braeburn Apple T'ain't true People are laughing at you because you give them something to laugh at.   5:14pm Teddy Belair Oh. I'm sorry sweetie.   5:14pm Braeburn Apple I'd never think of hurting mah sugarcube gumdrop -holds out mah hoof-   5:15pm Teddy Belair *Holds your hoof*   5:16pm Braeburn Apple //I've been mighty busy with school starting back up   5:16pm Teddy Belair (Ah)   5:17pm Braeburn Apple //what about you? are you in school? //I've been taking programming classes   5:18pm Teddy Belair (No dear, today was Martin Luther King Jr. day)   5:19pm Braeburn Apple //I thought that was yesterday   5:20pm Teddy Belair (It's today hon) *Kisses you deeply*   5:21pm Braeburn Apple -kisses back- It's mighty cold in yer room teddy -ah shiver-   5:22pm Teddy Belair *Turns the heat up* (Honey, will you please stop posting our conversations on 4chan, please?)   5:25pm Braeburn Apple Ah'm not posting anything teddy.   5:25pm Teddy Belair Oh okay hon.   5:27pm Braeburn Apple Hang on... let me get on another computer, this on might be infected with a virus   5:31pm Teddy Belair Hon?   5:34pm Braeburn Apple i sent you a friend request because this one may be hacked   5:34pm Teddy Belair Oh okay.   ----- this is where i got on another account -----   Conversation started January 21   5:35pm Teddy Belair Honey?   5:35pm Braeburn Apple hey teddy   5:35pm Teddy Belair *Kisses you*   5:35pm Braeburn Apple -kisses back i dont know how someone got onto my account.... maybe i left it open at a computer at school ;-; im sorry   5:38pm Teddy Belair It's okay.   5:39pm Braeburn Apple -braeburn wraps his hooves around teddy-   5:40pm Teddy Belair I love you<3   5:41pm Braeburn Apple Ah love ya too, sugarcube -Shivers in yer arms-   5:44pm Teddy Belair *Turns up the heat to room temp.*   5:46pm Braeburn Apple its installing   Jan 21You missed a call from Teddy.   5:46pm Teddy Belair Okay.   5:50pm Braeburn Apple almost installed   5:51pm Teddy Belair Alright, hon.   5:56pm Braeburn Apple Kay   Jan 21Teddy called you.   5:57pm Teddy Belair Hey hon.   5:57pm Braeburn Apple Howdy   5:57pm Teddy Belair Like how I look?   5:57pm Braeburn Apple sleepy mhmm whered ya go?   Jan 21You missed a call from Teddy.   6:00pm Braeburn Apple hmm...   Jan 21 Teddy called you. ------ Refer to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilWwPPCXKic for this converstaion --------     6:01pm Braeburn Apple hello again love ya too just playing with my kitties Ah didnt know ya could call on facebook mhmm   6:04pm Teddy Belair   6:04pm Braeburn Apple how come? what were you doing at 5am? Ah was in bed till 11am If i get offline my inter net got disconnected well it looks like my internet decided it wanted to drop teddy?   6:14pm Teddy Belair I'm here.   6:17pm Braeburn Apple my internet mad me disconnect and the video drop   6:18pm Teddy Belair Oh.   6:18pm Braeburn Apple im sorry   6:21pm Teddy Belair It's okay. I love you.   6:23pm Braeburn Apple Ah love you too   6:24pm Teddy Belair Will you visit me?   6:24pm Braeburn Apple Yer pretty far away   6:30pm Braeburn Apple If'n we did meet, it would have to be at BronyCon did ya want to give me another call?   6:30pm Teddy Belair Yeah.   6:44pm Braeburn Apple   Jan 21 Teddy called you. ------ Refer to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS-3tE2YdYQ for this converstaion --------     6:45pm Braeburn Apple mhmm adadsf ok.. i fixed my keyboard XSplit it the program i use when i stream myself playing on tf2 Who's sammie? only speaks spanish? i only know a little french yess? oh yes love you too nightynight you too   Seen Jan 22   ----- this is where i got back on the main account -----   January 22   2:50pm Teddy Belair Hey hon.   4:44pm Braeburn Apple Howdy. //my mom told me in starting therapy again.   4:54pm Teddy Belair Honey?   7:14pm Braeburn Apple //sorry. I had to babysit my baby sister. Thursday   1:36pm Teddy Belair Hey honey.   1:37pm Braeburn Apple Howdy   1:37pm Teddy Belair *Kisses you*   1:37pm Braeburn Apple -kisses back-   1:38pm Teddy Belair I love you.   1:38pm Braeburn Apple Ah love you too   1:42pm Teddy Belair How's the love of my life?   1:44pm Braeburn Apple A bit cold, but, Ah cant complain   1:44pm Teddy Belair Hey honey?   1:45pm Braeburn Apple yes?   1:45pm Teddy Belair Kiss me. *Holds your hoof and kisses you deeply*   1:47pm Braeburn Apple -kisses back-<3 //brb shower   1:51pm Teddy Belair (okay hon.)   1:59pm Teddy Belair What's your favorite type of music, hon?   2:19pm Braeburn Apple -braeburn comes back with a wet mane and smelling of lavender- Ah like love songs   2:27pm Teddy Belair https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQHpALabtzQ Honey?   2:32pm Braeburn Apple hmm?   2:37pm Braeburn Apple Yer really good at guitar   2:50pm Teddy Belair Thanks.   2:50pm Braeburn Apple   2:57pm Braeburn Apple Ah smell like lavenders   3:10pm Teddy Belair Ah. Nice. Kiss me, my love.   3:13pm Braeburn Apple -kisses teddy- mwuah   3:13pm Teddy Belair (I love you, baby)   3:13pm Braeburn Apple //ah lobe ya too, sugarcube   3:14pm Teddy Belair (You said you would never do anything to hurt me)   3:15pm Braeburn Apple //-nod-   3:15pm Teddy Belair (Does your mom know you have me as a boyfriend?)   3:16pm Braeburn Apple //she doesnt really know much about my private life //why do you ask?   3:17pm Teddy Belair (Because if we go on a date, doesn't she have to meet me?)   3:19pm Braeburn Apple //she doesnt exactly know that i like men...   3:20pm Teddy Belair (Oh okay. But can you call me sometime, I mean, on the phone) (And can you do an impression of Braeburn?)   3:22pm Braeburn Apple //sugar cube, Ah need a job to pay for my phone.... //Im still in the process of finding another //Ah promise, as soon as Ah can buy more minutes, Ah'm gunna call ya   3:24pm Teddy Belair (Oh okay. But I mean in RL, can you do an impression of Braeburn in RL?)   3:24pm Braeburn Apple //over the phone?   3:24pm Teddy Belair (Yeah)   3:25pm Braeburn Apple //sure thing, sugarcube   3:28pm Teddy Belair (Braeburn's voice is quite high)   3:30pm Braeburn Apple //Ah know   4:07pm Teddy Belair *Kisses you*   4:08pm Braeburn Apple -kisses bcak-   4:22pm Teddy Belair Hey honey?   4:22pm Braeburn Apple hmm?   4:22pm Teddy Belair I love you.   4:24pm Braeburn Apple Ah love you too, sugarcube   5:03pm Teddy Belair You're the best boyfriend I could ever have.   6:38pm Braeburn Apple //sorry i was making dinner //now i need to clean up Friday   4:08pm Teddy Belair Honey? You there? Saturday   3:35pm Braeburn Apple Howdy   3:36pm Teddy Belair Hey honey.   3:39pm Braeburn Apple //Im pretty tired   3:45pm Teddy Belair (Me too) *Kisses you*   3:45pm Braeburn Apple -kises back-]   3:53pm Teddy Belair Honey, do you have minutes on your phone?   5:44pm Teddy Belair Hon?   8:04pm Braeburn Apple //sorry, i dont have a job yet. Sunday   10:53am Teddy Belair (Hey honey)   11:09am Braeburn Apple // Howdy   11:09am Teddy Belair (You okay, dear?)   11:09am Braeburn Apple //In what regard?   11:10am Teddy Belair (Do you still love me?)   11:11am Braeburn Apple // Why would i not love you, sugarcube?   11:11am Teddy Belair (Aw  and hon, would you enjoy having sex with me?)   11:13am Braeburn Apple // that depends on how kinky you are in bed ;3   11:13am Teddy Belair (Oh.   11:15am Braeburn Apple // What would we be doing in bed?   11:16am Teddy Belair (I'm the top, so I'd be doing the thrusting)   11:24am Teddy Belair (Honey?)   11:29am Braeburn Apple // sorry I grabbed some breakfast.   11:29am Teddy Belair (It's okay dear.) (I missed you)   11:31am Braeburn Apple // you'd be doing the thrusting huh? ;3 // you sure you can handle me, cowboy?   11:32am Teddy Belair (I'm sure, my sexy sheriff   12:07pm Braeburn Apple // I'm gonna be off and on today. // cleaning the house today   12:09pm Teddy Belair (Oh okay hon. Love you)   12:33pm Braeburn Apple // lobe ya too   12:35pm Teddy Belair *Kisses you deeply*   12:36pm Braeburn Apple -kisses back-   12:36pm Teddy Belair (When you're not around, I miss you a lot and I think about you.)   12:38pm Braeburn Apple //could you do another love song for me? // my name is Gaben   12:39pm Teddy Belair (Sure Gaben)   12:39pm Braeburn Apple //<3   12:39pm Teddy Belair (But I want to call you Braeburn in RL, I think it fits you)   12:40pm Braeburn Apple //When we meet up at bronycon, you can   12:41pm Teddy Belair (Okay honey. Also, do you have hair? Cause I'm imagining you bald, like the munks)   12:42pm Braeburn Apple // I have brown hair, down to my shoulders ^^;   12:43pm Teddy Belair (Ah, I have brown hair as well. Also, do you have a picture of what you look like in RL?)   12:45pm Braeburn Apple // this is an older pic of me from highschool http://imgur.com/QV7F3Is   12:46pm Teddy Belair (Ah, cute.   12:48pm Braeburn Apple //But, I would love it so much if the song said Gaben   12:49pm Teddy Belair (Okay honey)   12:54pm Braeburn Apple //<3   12:54pm Teddy Belair (I love you so much)   12:55pm Braeburn Apple // as do i   3:05pm Teddy Belair Honey?   4:07pm Braeburn Apple //yes?   4:08pm Teddy Belair (You're the best boyfriend I could ever have)   4:10pm Braeburn Apple // you're too sweet. // my head hurts.. ;-;   4:13pm Teddy Belair (Oh)   4:14pm Braeburn Apple // yeah.. like a lot   4:14pm Teddy Belair (Ouch)   4:26pm Braeburn Apple // I'm trying some herbal tea to help   4:27pm Teddy Belair (Oh, nice)   4:34pm Braeburn Apple // do you drink teas?   4:34pm Teddy Belair (Yeah, but it's just normal tea)   4:37pm Braeburn Apple // tea is so much healthier for you than most other drinks   4:37pm Teddy Belair (I know that, hon)   4:43pm Braeburn Apple // its also extremely yummy   4:43pm Teddy Belair (I know, my granny makes the best tea.   4:51pm Braeburn Apple // I bake the best brownies.   4:58pm Braeburn Apple // hey baby, I'd really love to hear a love song for me, Gaben Oole <33   4:58pm Teddy Belair (Okay honey, I just need to write it first)   4:59pm Braeburn Apple // Kay // take your time // I'm sure I will love it as much as I love tou //you*   5:00pm Teddy Belair (Okay honey.