>on my ERP trolling acct FB.com/Braeburn.of.Appleloosa
>get random FR from http://facebook.com/erica.cheek.12
>accept it
>this bitch floods my feed
>one thing pops up
>its one of those like/comment/share things
>Like for love
>Comment for money
>Share for luck
>I comment something to the effect of:
I would rather have luck because:
with luck you can gamble and make money
with that money you can buy love
>she removes me as a friend and I get the following messages
 
 
Conversation started Saturday
 
8:55pm
Erica Cheek
U can't by love
U can't by love
Sunday
 
10:16am
Braeburn Apple
why would someone be unable to buy love?
 
11:08am
Braeburn Apple
I would seriously like my question answered.
It is quite rude to not respond.
 
1:55pm
Erica Cheek
I hate u
 
2:43pm
Erica Cheek
U stink
 
2:56pm
Braeburn Apple
That is not answering my question posed to you.
You are being juvenile.
Furthermore, removing someone because the have a difference of opinion is very shallow
 
2:58pm
Erica Cheek
I'm not shallow u are mr u can buy love
U advisly don't no love
 
3:09pm
Erica Cheek
U can't buy love stupid
 
4:03pm
Braeburn Apple
You say I do not know what love is?
Would you please define love for me.
 
4:17pm
Erica Cheek
True love is when u no that there is one person that can always make u happy and can always comfort y not someone u paid to hook up with u to make u look so cool to be In love with
 
4:22pm
Braeburn Apple
Ah... but how does this love come to be?
I am assuming that there would need to be a first encounter.
And subsequent dates there after.
Am I correct?
 
4:24pm
Erica Cheek
Yes
 
4:26pm
Braeburn Apple
Now, am I to assume there will be money involved in paying for these dates?
Surely there must also be money to pay for your attire.
 
4:27pm
Erica Cheek
Yeah but u can have dates at home
 
4:28pm
Braeburn Apple
Ah, but is there not money required for having a home?
Will you not need to purchase food for the date?
 
4:28pm
Erica Cheek
Unless u make it out of a garden
 
4:30pm
Braeburn Apple
Will you not have to pay for the seeds or the water to plant them?
Or the tools to dig?
 
4:31pm
Erica Cheek
What if u found fruits and veggies on the side of the rode
 
4:32pm
Braeburn Apple
Would you not first need to purchase a means of transportation?
 
4:35pm
Erica Cheek
What about walking
 
4:36pm
Braeburn Apple
Shoes?
Clothes?
 
4:37pm
Erica Cheek
Make them out of natural plants
 
4:39pm
Braeburn Apple
Where would you purchase these "natural plants" that are large enough to be made into clothes?
 
4:41pm
Erica Cheek
Find leaves outside and glue them together
 
4:42pm
Braeburn Apple
Would you not need to purchase the glue?
 
4:42pm
Erica Cheek
Im done u are going to far
 
4:43pm
Braeburn Apple
I am merely proving that love requires money
It is you who has not set forth valid evidence proving that it does not require money
This is the real world.
Love is not a fairy tale.
The world runs on money.
If I had luck. I would have money. If I had money. I would buy love.
Enjoy living in a world of backwards beliefs (including being addicted to the opium of the masses)
(Assuming you can't figure out what that means, I'm talking about religion)
Tuesday
 
7:31pm
Erica Cheek
I'm not dum. Y jerk
 
8:53pm
Braeburn Apple
You say you are not dumb. Are you just too young to know better?
Today
 
2:49pm
Erica Cheek
no im prettey old
 
4:40pm
Erica Cheek
u are such a jerk
 
6:32pm
Braeburn Apple
The way you write and your sentence structure tells me otherwise.
Please learn proper grammar and spelling.
Nothing makes ppl stupdr than txt tlk.
 
7:24pm
Erica Cheek
Well u are such a no it all are u some sort of smarty pants or someone
 
7:30pm
Braeburn Apple
"Well, you are such a know-it-all. Are you some sort of smarty-pants or someone?"
Please use punctuation.
From the mannerisms that show through whilst you type, it brings me to two conclusions: either you are either someone of low IQ, or you are young.
 
7:31pm
Erica Cheek
In pretty smart
 
7:32pm
Braeburn Apple
What grade are you in?
 
7:33pm
Erica Cheek
U can't tell u that
 
7:34pm
Braeburn Apple
And why is this?
Are you ashamed of your actual age?
I am currently in college.
 
7:34pm
Erica Cheek
No
 
7:35pm
Braeburn Apple
Either prove to me that you are intelligent, or give me a reason as to why you are of low intellect
 
7:36pm
Erica Cheek
In concncederd a nerd. I just can't spell
 
7:38pm
Braeburn Apple
"concncederd"
What?
 
7:39pm
Erica Cheek
I'm a nerd that can't spell
 
7:42pm
Braeburn Apple
Please, learn to spell.
Not knowing how to spell makes you look uneducated.
 
7:42pm
Erica Cheek
I no
 
7:44pm
Braeburn Apple
Also, using "I'm a nerd that can't spell" is no reason to not use auto-correct or proper grammar vastly diminishes the amount of knowledge you appear to have.
 
7:48pm
Erica Cheek
Yeah yeah yeah. Auto-correct don't understand what I want to say sometimes
 
7:48pm
Braeburn Apple
doesn't*
 
7:49pm
Erica Cheek
And I type like I talk sometimes
 
7:51pm
Braeburn Apple
I do have one pressing question:
Why would you continue to engage with me if you unfriended me and claimed to hate me?
 
7:53pm
Erica Cheek
I over react a lot
 
8:13pm
Erica Cheek
This is Erica's mother. Please stop engaging in conversation with my child even if she responds to you. I was the one who told her you can not buy love -- she is too young to defend that argument. I do agree that she needs better grammar! I try my best to encourage that however she refuses to try. Anyway, please ignore my child.
 
8:17pm
Braeburn Apple
Dearest Jennie,
While it was wrong of you to engage me using your daughters account. I accept your apology.
However, the next time that you wish to engage someone... use your own account to limit the amount of confusion and wasting my time.
Had I known that it was not actually Erica that had sent me the first messages, I would have been far less inclined to "engage" (reply) to her.
I would have taken it up with you personally and avoided having a child get involved in OUR discussion.
While I cannot say I would have gone about it the same way you did, I do have to commend you for taking an active part in your child's life online.
The world needs more parents like this.
My opinion on love, luck, and money still stands.
True love is a farce. Humans are animals. Monogamous relationships are doomed to fail.
 
 
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