>You wake up with a face full of sun
"Fuck you sun"
>The sun just keeps smacking your face with its UV rays
>You grunt and groan as you get up cracking bones and tossing used tissues onto the floor
>You get up and stumble over to your kitchen and start pissing in the sink
>You gotta remember to hire a plumber to fix your toliet
>You look over at your hand drawn calender to see that today you're working in the noon shift
"Damn, *sigh* I don't feel like working with his bitch"
>you zip up and turn on the faucet to wash away the piss
>You brush your teeth and eat some bread
>You quickly clean up in case you get lucky tonight
"Actually now that I think about it...I can go drinking today. Awww yeeaaahh"
>You quickly get out of your shitty home and lock it
>You walk to work greeting any mares and barely legal fillies
1/x
 
>You stop once you hear the town bell signaling you still had an hour until work
"Just enough time to see who wants to drink tonight"
>You stop at a stand having two mares you were looking for
"Ey Applejack! Yo Rainbow! Are you girls going to join me drinking tonight?
>The two mares greet you
>AJ: "Possibly sugarcube, it all depends if my brother can handle taking care of the house"
"Can he?"
>AJ: "Nnnnope, but I think those three can manage themselves well"
"So that means are you going then?"
>AJ: "Maybe, just wait and find out. I know you're hoping for some bucking but-"
>She puts her hoof on your cheek
>AJ: "I just get real tired from bucking trees all day"
>RD just bursts out laughing
"Yeah...okay. So Rainbow how about you?"
>RD: "You know I am totally in for some drinking, awwww yeaaah!"
>Random muscalur Pegasus: "YEAH!"
>You stare at him and he stares at you
>He flexes and flies away with his tiny wings
2/x
 
"Okay that was wierd but yeah...awesome. Hey Rainbow do yo-"
>RD: "No, I told you I don't do bros"
"How do you even know if I was gonna ask that?"
>RD: "Because all you think about is sex"
"That's not true"
>Sex
"D'oh, but okay still on for drinking?"
>RD: "Yeah, look see ya guys later I gotta teach Scootaloo some tricks she can do with her scooter"
>She flew off even before Applejack and you could even say goodbye
"See ya AJ, I gotta head to work"
>She nods and waves her hoof
>You go back on track to work
>You walk in that door to hear that annoying bell
>Boss Bitch: "Anon you're half hour early, I am not paying you any extra bits if you start working right now"
"Okay then"
3/x
 
>You head over to the stand and grab a newspaper
>Your reading is interrupted by Boss Bitch
>Boss Bitch: "I am not paying you to read so get to work!"
"But you're no-"
>Boss Bitch: "Get to WORK!"
"You said that I-"
>Boss Bitch: "You work, NOW!"
"Okayfine!"
>You slam the newspaper on to the stand
>Boss Bitch: "Deduct pay by one bit for newspaper"
>That conniving bitch
"But...forget it"
>She tosses you the broom
>You tie your apron and start to sweep
"Fucking bitch"
>Boss Bitch: "What was that?"
"Nothing just singing a song softly"
>Boss Bitch: "I pay you to sweep not sing, so sweep"
4/x
 
>She just gives you an annoyed look
>You only stand her because her husband was okay, a bit of a dick but okay
>He was also the only one to hire you and pay fully
>With the pay you had enough to cover rent and supplies
>All you ever bought were apples, bread, tissues, and camera film
>Boss Bitch: "Anonymous I need you to move some boxes in the storage room"
>You remember that her husband wanted the boxes as they were because of some reason
"Hey, your husband wants them like that"
>Boss Bitch: "I don't care just move them"
"But he may-"
>Boss Bitch: "Just move them!"
"Finefine!"
>You head to the storage room and just stand there
5/x
 
>She never told you what she wanted exactly
>You go over to her
"Where do you-"
>Boss Bitch: "Why aren't you moving boxes? I said move them"
"Where do you-"
>Boss Bitch: "Do your job"
"I am trying but you-"
>Boss Bitch: "Move the boxes"
"I will but-"
>Boss Bitch: "I don't see you moving boxes"
"I-"
>Boss Bitch slams her hoof down in front of you
>Boss Bitch: "Move them you MULE! I pay you to follow orders not to argue"
"NO! YOUR HUSBAND PAYS ME! NOT YOU! YOUR HUSBAND OWNS THE STORE! NOT YOU!"
>Her mouth drops at your outburst
6/x
 
"You keep interrupting me and all I wanted to ask is where do you want me to move them and how! But you're such a bitch that you-"
>She throws a box of tampoons into your face
>Boss Bitch with tears in her eyes starts yelling and throwing stuff at you
>Boss Bitch: "YOU'RE FIRED! GO AWAY!"
>You block everything she throws, you have no idea where half this stuff is coming from behind her register
"Fine, WHATEVER YOU CRAZY CUNT"
>As soon as you get out of the door right where you were a few seconds ago the stands slams through the door onto that spot
"Shit...hate to be the one to clean that mess"
>You hear a loud scream coming from inside
>All the ponies around you start to look at you
"I didn't do shit"
>They still look at you funny
7/x
 
>You decide to head home for a quick fap session to calm you down
>You arrive home and plop down on your bed
>You start to dig under for your box of pony pussy pictures when suddenly a knock gets your attention
"Coming"
>You chuckle imaging how funny it would be if you were spanking the monkey when saying that
>You open the door to see gold armor
"Fuck"
>Gaurd: "You are under arrest for acts of violence. Please folow us, if any attempt to escape is done then by law of Luna authorized force will be neceessory"
"Can I grab a coat?"
>Gaurd: "No"
"...Okay"
>They take you to the jail house
8/x
 
>Once you're locked away they go over the full reason why you're in here
>Turns out the Boss's wife said you assaulted her and quit the job after disobeying orders
"I'm innocent, she started to throw things at me after firing me"
>Gaurd: "I don't care and by law of Celestia, who do you want us to contact?"
>Rainbow Dash may be loyal but she is hard to find
>Applejack is a good option but you can't annoy you're best possible chance of getting laid
>Spike was still a kid and that gaurdian of his is a mad scientist in hiding
>Fluttershy
"Uh yes could you contact Fluttershy? She is a yellow pegasus that lives by the Everfree Forest edge in a cottage
>The gaurd nods and sends someone to get her and inform her
>You just rest your head into your hand
>You hope she hurries up soon
9/x
 
>You near someone approaching you from behind
>"Fresh meat"
>Fuck
>By luck Fluttershy flew fast enough after hearing the news
>Gaurd: "Vistor for Anonymous"
"uh uh that's me"
>You see the familar big white muscular pegasus back off of you
>You quickly get out of the jail cell and follow the gaurd
>As soon you walk into the vistor's room all you see is yellow
>FS: "Ohmygosh! Anonymous are you okay?"
"Beah, pwease wet goo of me bace"
>After spitting out fur you tell her what teally happened
>The look on her face scared you, a lot
10/x
 
>FS: "Don't worry Anonymous, my friends and I-"
"Woah there, we don't need to bother them right now. Just talk to my boss, he may be a dick but he is reasonable. Just tell him what I told you"
>FS: "But-"
"Please don't involve them and tell Rainbow and Applejack I can't make it tonight"
>I don't wanna owe either of those unicorns any favors and have some pissed off mares
>She nods
"But please hurry up...there is a big scary white pegasus with little wimgs and I am afraid he'll-"
>FS: "That's Snowflake. He is nice, just tell him you're my friend. We go way back to flight school"
"uh...okay"
>She leaves and you get taken back to the jail cell
>Snowflake walks up to you
"Hey...uh *gulp* I heard your Fluttershy's friend..."
>You hope this works
>Snowflake: "I am, how is she?"
>You were never this happy being a virgin for another day
>The rest of the night you became good friends with Snowflake
>Turns out he went too fast so many times in a no fast zone he earned a week in jail
>Ponies were calm but you were still careful with the other inmates
>That night you bunked with Snowflake
11/x
 
>The next day came with a surprise
>Boss: "I'm sorry for all the trouble my wife caused for you. You're not fired and I'll try to convince her to drop the charges"
"Thanks boss"
>Boss: "When you get back I need you to help repair and clean up"
"What but she-"
>Boss: "Next time just move the bucking boxes some where random. She would have then told you were to put them"
>Facepalm
>Boss: "Listen....my wife stopped having esterus a week before you came to work with us"
"And that means?"
>You didn't know much about ponies or horses but esterus meant mating season
>Your boss blushes
>Boss: "Just read a bucking book"
>He leaves in a hurry and you confused
>That night you played Go Fish with Snowflake and some other inmates
12/x
 
"Go fish"
>The stallion picks up a card
"So guys uh what happens after a mare stops having esterus?"
>They start laughing like crazy
>Pokey: "They get very hormonal and bitchy"
"Sounds like menopause"
>Snowflake: "That's what it is"
"Oh"
>Fucking hormones
>Snowflake won again
>Only thing you had left to bet were two pictues in your socks
"Are pictures of pony ass okay?"
>Pokey: "Depends on the quality"
>You dig out the pictures you had of Fluttershy and Applejack
>They whistle at the sight
>Pokey: "That yellow one has a big plump but the orange one has it firm and big. I just wanna..."
>The table jumped a little
>Snowflakes: "Pokey calm down...you can try to win. Bet those and you're in"
13/x
 
>Okay you had to win this one because these were really good pictures
>The game went on and you actually won this time
>You won a fedora from Pokey, a jug with strange liquid from Snowflake, and some Apple cider from the quiet stallion
>You took a celebratory swig from the jug
>That was the last thing you remembred before blacking out
>The morning gave you a strange taste in your mouth and in the back of the throat
>The jug and the bottle of apple cider were empty but the photos were on your bed
>You safely put them away and went with the other inmates to wash up
"So Snowflake what happened last night?"
>Snowflake: You got drunk really quick so we dropped you off at your bed"
"Oh okay thanks, by the way what was in that jug"
>Snowflake: "Some roofies and alchol"
"WHAT?!"
>Snowflake: "You were out cold"
"What kind of prison lets you have that?"
>Snowflake: "I have my ways"
>After the shower you were realesed
>Your boss got the charges dropped and he wanted you to get to work
14/x
 
>At the store were two things
>An annoyed boss and a huge fucking mess
>Boss: "The quicker this gets done, the quicker we can go home"
>Five hours later and with a big back pain to show for it
"There I'm done"
>Boss: "Here is your pay, no deductions"
"Sweet, see ya. And good luck with your wife"
>Boss: "Its not her fault..."
"What?"
>Boss: "Its not her fault...she-she is just mad we couldn't have a kid. Or should I say I could never have a kid"
>Is he really trying to have a close moment with you and defending his crazy ass wife?
>Boss: "She always wanted to have a son to help us run the store...I think she is just mad we have you..."
>Yeah he is
"Its fine... And uh I gotta go"
>Boss: "See you Anonymous..."
>That got you weirded out
15/x
 
>"Hi"
>You look towards the voice
"Oh hey"
>It was Bubble Butt
>BB: "I made you some muffins"
"I thought those were for your boyfriend"
>You idiot! Its free food
"But uh I can take them, looks good"
>BB: "I had some extra so uh yeah...they are"
>She turns around and you take the plate off her back
>BB: "Uh bye"
>She quickly flies off
"Wait! Whats your name?!"
>From far away you could hear her say Ditzy
"Awesome..."
>That night dinner was muffins and it was amazing
16/16