>You woke up with an aching back
>A breeze brushed against your leg sending shivers all over your body
"Burr I don't remember leaving the window open last night"
>You finally opened your eyes and found yourself in a forest
"Fuck...I thought I was never gonna do that shit again"
>You looked around to see if there was any drugs or a dead deer around but found none
"Where the fuck am I?"
>You walked around in the forest hoping to find some path leading you somewhere
>You hated the fact that this shit had to fucking happened when you were barefoot and in pajama pants and in a wife beater
"Ugh fuck, everything looks the same and cartoony"
>You heard a rumble in your stomach
"And of course I am fucking hungry"
>You finally found a path and pissed to see which direction you would be going
"My dick says left so I gotta go right"
>You never listen to where your dick leads you since it always is a bad idea
>The trees began to thin out and soon enough you were out
"Fuck yeah! I hope there's some ranger close by or a friendly bear with a picnic basket"
>There is a small cottage ahead of you
"Oh man, I hope they have some fucking bacon"
>Your stomach rumbles in anticipation for some meaty goodness
>You knock hard at the door
>"Hello?"
"Hey! Listen I woke up in the middle of the woods and I was hoping you could help me"
>"Oh no the Everfree forest is a dangerous place"
>The voice behind the door was heavenly soothing, almost relaxing actually
"Yeah, well mind if I come in?"
>"Oh where are my manners"
>The door swung open
>"Please come...in..."
>The yellow donkey stared at you
>You stared back at the yellow donkey
"Hi..."
>"..."
"..."
>"..."
"Well I sure am hungry, man I must be on some heavy drugs. What can I eat?"
>"Please...just don't eat me"
"I would never eat you, you're not food. I don't do cannibalism"
>She stared at you with her blue donkey eyes with fear but then soon with something else
>"Are you lost?"
"Yeah like I said, woke up, lost in woods, probably on a lot of party drugs, and so hungry I can eat a horse!"
>"Eeep...I thought you wouldn't eat me..."
"The fuck are you talking about lady? Wait..."
>You brushed your hand against her fur
"Fuck...you...you are a talking donkey! Am I an ogre then?
>You inspect your body and find that you're not green or a peaked out actor
>"I'm not a filthy half-breed. I am a pony"
"Pony? Am I in some kids t.v. show? This sounds pretty weird...okay what shit head did this to me"
>"Please don't use foul language in front of me...it burns my virgin ears"
"Fine. Listen can I have some food? I really am hungry talking horse"
>"Yes and what are you? I never seen a creature like you before"
"A human, just a boy living the life by the minute"
>"Oh a child! That's sad...a lost boy. Your parents must be scared and worried"
"My parents are dead and no I am not a child. That was just a phrase, sheesh"
>"Don't worry little fella, I will take care of you. From now on call me mom"
>Is she for real? Also what the fuck you're 3 feet taller than her
"Listen I am a man, and I will be treated like one"
>"I know you're scared but mama will feed you now. And yes you are a BIG boy"
>Her sarcasm taste like candy horse semen
"I...I am not...fuck this. I'm hungry, what are you gonna feed me MOM?"
>She started to hover-OH FUCK SHE HAS WINGS!
"Awesome! You can fly! I'm starting to like you again"
>"I am a Pegasus so of course I can fly silly"
"Oh...so you're average..."
>She lost all that love she gained from you which was very little actually
>"So are you a boy or a girl?"
>Who the fuck is she, Professor Oak?
"Boy-wait a MAN! CAN'T YOU TELL BY MY VOICE!"
>"Now now, no screaming in my house or at your mother"
"BITCH! I'LL DO WHAT I WAN-"
>Her stare...it...
"I'm sorry mom for cursing and I promise to be a good boy now..."
>"Good, now be a good lil colt-uh boy and wash your filthy monster claws before you eat"
>You head over to the kitchen sink to wash your "monster hands"
"Yeah yeah whatever...bitch..."
>"What was that?"
"Uh nothing..."
>"Okay"
>You sit at the table and see what she made
"A sandwich? I hope it tastes good"
>You bite into it and then spit it all out
"The fuck you feeding me? The hell? Flowers and grass!"
>"Now listen here uh...what's your name?"
"Anonymous but just call me Anon"
>"Now listen here Anon, now that I am your mother you will not speak foul language, okay?"
"Okay and what's yours?"
>"Well it's Fluttershy"
>For a talking flying tiny horse she has a cute smile
"Listen I don't eat grass, maybe a flower but not grass. Next time you shop I'll pick food I like"
>"Okay and ooohh I just can't wait to show you to my friends"
>What are you a pet? Oh wait your her son now
"Okay whatever MOM"
>And soon began your life as an adopted son of a shy quiet yet scary at times Pegasus