>Stinky.
>Stinky, stinky, stinky.
>Goodness did you smell.
>It's been quite a few days since you've had a shower, but it was for a good reason.
>There was a drought recently, so using the water for anything other than drinking was prohibited.
>Looking around, you weren't the only one.
>Ponies all around were stinking up the town.
>What you guys needed was a good downpour to come, but in the meantime it looked like Ponyville was going to stink it up.
>Making your way into Sugarcube Corner, you sit down at the table with Dash who invited you out for lunch.
>She stunk the worst out of everypony since she was into the whole athletics thing.
>Covering her nose, you points and you decides to have some fun with you.
>"Jeez Anon, you smell like something a cat would drag in."
>Giving her a smirk, you pinch your nose and follow in suit.
"God, Rainbow, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were following this procedure of not taking a shower for a few weeks already."
>She chuckles and taps on the table.
>"Hey Pinkie, almost done with our lunch?"
>"All done!" you hear in the opposite room.
>Pinkie walks in with a tray of cupcakes, looking exceptionally clean.
"Pinkie, did you take a shower? You know we're not supposed to use the water for anything other than drinking, right?"
>The evil grin crawls across her face.
>"Oh, I haven't showered in years."
>Rainbow turns to her in confusion.
>"How do you manage to stay so clean then?"
>Before you can stop her, Pinkie says it.
>"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."