>Be Jim
>At work, doing the night shift
>There's this guy at work who just messes with his phone all night and runs into the back as soon as he sees a customer come around
>You want to take his Packers cover off of his cell phone and shove it up his--
>"Hey, Jimmy!"
>You jump and turn back around to see Sonata standing at the counter
"Freaking A, Sonata! Haven't I told you to--"
>"I tried being quiet this time."
>She has an apologetic face, so there's not really anything else you can ask from her
>Not like she'd listen anyway
"OK, what can I get you?"
>"Oh, I don't want anything."
"Thank you for coming to--"
>"I was just wondering what you're doing after work!"
"Jeeze! Can't I finish a thought in peace? Ugh... I was gonna go home and sleep. I don't get that very often."
>"How come?"
"Someone's been sending me messages at 2 in the morning."
>"Really? Who would be... Oh. That's me. Me and the girls are gonna watch a movie after we're done. You wanna come?"
"What do you girls even do here?"
>"Pleeeeeease?"
"If I go to your movie, do you promise not to send me any more 'look i caught Adagio sleeping again' texts?"
>"Unless it's a really good one, yes."
>"C'mon, Sonata," a purple-haired girl says coming up to the counter. "I'm getting bored. Let's just go."
>"But we have to wait for Jim to get off his shift!"
>"Seriously?! You're bringing your boyfriend along, too?"
"Hey, it's not like I wanted to go!"
>"Then don't."
"You know what? If you're not getting anything, why don't you just take off now? Sonata and I will join you later."
>"Ugh... when's your shift over?"
"20 minutes."
>"Fine. If you take a second longer, we're leaving without you."
>She walks off before you can say another word
>You wish she'd come back just so you can tell her off before you get calm again
>You want to piss her off even more
>You want to tell her that her beautiful eyes get ugly when she looks mad
>You want to hold her and not let go
>That'll show her
 
>Get off your shift and the 4 of you walk outside
"How did you three get here again?"
>"We walked," Sonata says.
>You look at your car
>Then back at her
"Oh, no no no no!"
>"I call shotgun!"
>"Really?" Aria says, obviously talking to you, but not even bothering to make eye contact
"Really what?"
>"That's what you drive? How much do they pay you here? Like 2 cents an hour?"
"You know what? My car actually only seats three people."
>Adagio cuts her off before she offers to walk the rest of the way
>"We're actually really glad to have a ride there."
>Your temper is growing out of hand with this chick with the highlights, but you let it go
>It's all so you won't get any more 2 AM pictures
>You get to the movie theater and try to avoid eye contact with Aria as much as possible
>You really don't feel like getting pissed off tonight
>Might as well get some popcorn and try to enjoy your evening
>You pay the freaking $8 for your small bag of popcorn, but the minute you turn, you run into Aria
>Your popcorn spills on the floor and her slushie spills all over her shirt
>"You clumsy little faggot!"
"You wanna run that by me one more time, woman?"
>"I called you a clumsy little fag-got. Do you need me to write it down so you won't forget?"
"That's it! Let's take this outside!"
>"Gladly!"
>"Jim, wait!" Sonata says, getting in between you two
"Out of the way, Sonata."
>"Jim, she didn't mean it!"
>"Uhhh, yeah I did."
>Adagio pulls Sonata away, knowing that the two of you are just going to make a scene unless you go outside and let all your anger out
>You see Sonata with a face full of panic as the two of you walk outside, but this has to get taken care of
 
"What's your problem?!"
>"Maybe the fact that you just ruined my best shirt?"
"You wear the same thing every day!"
>"Hey, I change my outfit more than you do, loser. It happens when you're not at a minimum wage job with no skills."
>You're so mad that veins start to appear in your forehead inb4 anime reference
>You want to punch her in the gut
>Then she'd bend over and you could drive your steel-toed boots right in her nose
>When she starts crying, you'll push her onto the ground, not letting her get back up until she takes it all back
>You want her to be in pain
>You want to let out all the rage you've had since you met her
>And then the two of you kiss
>Your hand moves through her hair as she wraps her arms around your waist
>With your free hand, you pull her in closer
>She moves one hand up to your cheek, caressing it tenderly as her lips gently kiss yours
>After a few moments, you finally pull off of each other, slightly out of breath
>"You ever tell Sonata about that and I'll cut off your dick in your sleep."
"Wasn't planning on it."
>The two of you walk in, and Sonata immediately gasps in shock, seeing both of you with your hair messy
>"Oh, my gosh! What happened!"
>"We settled it like adults," Aria says with a chuckle
>Sonata stomps towards the both of you
>"That's enough fighting for the two of you for tonight!"
>"No promises."
>Aria winks at you
>"Ohhhhh you're the worst! C'mon, Jim. I'll let you share my popcorn."
>Sonata pulls you away, more frustrated than you think you've ever seen
>You look back at Aria, whose scowl turns into a smug grin
>...What just happened?
 
>Throughout the movie, Sonata keeps making commentary
>"No more 2AM pics" repeats over and over in your head
>You don't even bother eating the popcorn
>You saw Sonata picking her nose at one point during the movie and immediately shove her hand into the bag
>"Wasn't that movie soooo good?"
"So uh... how are you getting home?"
>"You."
"Sonata... get a job."
>"Why would I do that?"
>She has a point. She can get you to do pretty much anything at this point against your will
>"Maybe that way he has someone to mooch off of," Aria says, squeezing your butt as she passes
>You hope nobody saw that
>The four of you then drive back to your work (seriously, where do these girls live?)
>"I had a lot of fun tonight! OH! You wanna come and--"
"No."
>"Better not press any further, Sonata," Aria says, getting out of the car. "He's not very good at arguments."
"Aria... can I talk to you for a minute?"
>"Don't you dare!" Sonata says, trying to seem like an authority figure
>"Relax, Sonata. Adagio, we'll be done in a second. Could you help give us some privacy?"
>Adagio suddenly wears a confused face, but leads Sonata away
>The minute their backs turn, Aria is on top of you, pressing her mouth onto yours
>You pull her off quickly (feeling the faint touch of her tongue at the end), and hold her at arm's length
"Aria, I'm not OK with this."
>"Why?"
"Cause you piss me off. That's why."
>"Please. Like I'm gonna listen."
"Get out of my car, woman!"
>"I like a guy who tells me what to do."
>She eases her way out of the car
>"Even when those guys have no balls."
>She slams the car door and walks away
>Finally, it's over
>Suddenly, you get a text
>"Look at this funny face I caught Adagio making!"