Heavy in Equestria
>Day “советский” in Equestria
>You are…
>Your old name doesn’t matter
>Though the wars, purging, and mercenary work you have lost any resemblance of your birth name
>You are now Anonymous, or Anon for short
>How you ended up in this magical land you don’t know
>The last thing you remember is a battle
>You were paid well to fight in it but…
>A bullet must have ended you before you realized it
>You wake up with the sun, and prepare for the day
>Memories of your past life were a constant damper on everything
>Happiness was not something that you could attain
>But…
>*KNOCK KNOCK*
>Every day for the past year or so SHE kept on visiting
>Despite you telling her to leave you alone
>After you shouted down any idea of romantic involvement between you two
>Even after you threatened to destroy her if she kept up that damnable guessing game
>She always came back for you
>…
>And you liked her for it
>She was the closest thing you had to a friend…
>…Ever…
“Hello yellow one. What is it today?”
>”Oh, H-Hi Anonymous… I was wondering…”
>She mumbles something under her breath
“Speak up quiet pony”
>She takes out an invitation
>”I was wondering if you wanted to be my date to the Canterlot Wedding”
 
>The wedding ceremony was enormous
>Royalty getting married
>Extravagant shows of wealth
>More food and drink that could possibly be consumed
>It made you a little angry to see all of this, the bourgeoisie dining like pigs while those under them worked themselves stupid to support this festivity of gluttony
>But you didn’t say a thing; a pretty yellow pony was preventing any anger from welling up from you
>So you just sat there in your blue suit, waiting
>The wedding itself was pretty much as expected for a bourgeoisie affair
>A captain of the military was wedding a soon-to-be ruler in a-
>Suddenly the purple pony who was fussing during the planning charged into the room
>Along with another pink princess
“What is going on?”
>After some confusion, shouting, and magic blasts you get it
>A black bug pony disguised as Cadence defeated the god-ruler of this land
>”I am Chrysalis! Ruler of the Changelings!”
>As she spoke of her people’s suffering, of their community, of their quest for survival and justice, you saw it
>History repeated itself
>She promised a country of communal property, of no classes, of food for all
>And you know how those types of promises come out
>Gulags, mass executions, secret police, people disappearing…
>So, with a calculated rage you launched yourself at a mass of the smaller bug ponies
>If not to fight her, than at least to protect your one friend
>They handily defeated you
 
>The bug pony was smart, she had restrained the real pink princess in a green goo, as well as the celestial rulers
>She was also in the process of sealing up the Element Bearers in similar pods
>All that was left was a crying Twilight and a comforting Fluttershy, who were sitting next to you
>”A-Anon…”
>A hand began to run through her mane
“Yes little one?”
>”I… I know you eat meat… and I know that it’s hard to get to in Ponyville… but…”
>She pulled out a small wrapped parcel
>”I was saving this for when this was over… as a present…”
“Flutters…”
>You hold her tight as a trio of Changelings start to approach
>”P-please… just tell me if you enjoy it…”
>This was too much
>But as you unwrapped it you began to see…
“Flutters… what is this?”
>Two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese
>And a single slice of meat
>All topped off with a single olive through a toothpick resting on top
>”Anon…”
>She started to cry as a Changeling began to take her away
>”I-Its… it’s a…”
>Sandvich
>Feeling recharged you grab Twilight by the neck and the tail
“NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!”
>Your yell startled everyp0ny as you charged into the thick of things
“ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!”
>Today was a Heavy kind of day