>A razor glides though the night air.
>On its blade, a man...
>YOU are that man.
>THAT is your blade...
>With this, that has made 5...
>5 this month.
>5 innocent ponies, who has received the closest shaves in their life.
>You had no intention of causing any harm, nor cutting anything but fur.
>Feathers remained.
>And with this particular pony, the feathers made *it* look disgusting.
>The pony rolled over on its bed.
>*It* seems to be having a good dream, with that smile and all.
>You make your exit, silently.
>The sun was rising.
>It was time.
 
>The Yellow pegasis awoke in a fright.
>To see that everything was gone.
>Only the yellow feathers on her wings proved who she was.
>You gathered the hair, and sat quietly...
>The pinkie "thing" was running around her household.
>"WHY?! WHY?!" She screamed.
>You sit and wait, a bag of pony fur under your arm.
>The yellow winged, pink blob ran out of her house.
>Being the stealth ninja/Barber you were, you followed.
>She ran to... your house?
>She bagan knocking really hard.
>"ANONYMOUS!!! HELP! HELP!"
>Your heart sank.
>What are you going to do?!
>You left the bag of hair and your razors in a near-by bush.
>You made your way towards *it*
Oh, well hello.
>She turns around in tears.
>"ANONYMOUS!"
>She runs up and hugs you.
>"THIS IS JUST..."
>You pat her on the head.
 
Its going to alright... shh...shh...
>Her crocodile tears were streaming down her face, and onto your shirt.
>God damnit Fluttershy!
>Getting your super cool, slim ninja shirt covered in your tears!
>You push her away.
Now... um... what do you want?
>She tries to muster up some words.
>"I... I... Friends... They wont like me anymore! WHAAAHAAAA"
>She made the WORST crying face out of the other 4 you have shaved.
Come on, lets go take you to your friends.
>She squeezed onto your leg.
>"PLEASE! NOT YET!"
>You try to shake her off.
C'mon! Its not like they would think any lesser of you! I mean most of them are shaved themselves!
>"But..."
Look.
>You pick her up
They aren't going to think any lesser of you, because you are there friend! If they did think any differently, then they aren't friends at all...
>Fluttershy looked at your with puppy dog eyes.
>You hated those eyes...
>Eyes that can see deep within you.
>Keep your shit out of my head, Fluttershy!
>You look away.
Come on...
 
>Fluttershy followed behind you
>Was this really the right thing to do?
>Wait... no... you shouldn't be thinking about that.
>When you drop Fluttershy off, her friends will take care of her, then you can grab the hair and make your dash...
>Speaking of dash, here comes RD!
>At first glance, RainbowDash couldn't even recognize who was near you.
>This is what you wanted...
>She seems to have recognized the wings, and her puppy-dog eyes.
>A blur of a multi-color pony zoomed pass you, and straight at Fluttershy.
>"OH FLUTTERSHY! WHAT HAPPENED?!"
>That raspy voice...
>You signaled RD to take her to Twilight's place.
>You had already gave her a close... hehe, shave.
>All thats left...
>Is that cyan, rainbow pony.