>DUNE FLUFFY
 
>Movie night with you and fluffy pone
>Fluffy's gotten into SF lately
>You watch Dune.
>After all, you did name him Paul Atreides.
>Fluffy likes the movie.
>Scared of the sandworms, though.
>Chani says "Tell me of the waters of your homeworld, Usul."
>Glance nervously at fluffy pone
>He isn't drowning!
>Whew.
>maybe the desert setting helps.
>Here comes the climax.
>Glance at fluffy
>Eyes closed, bleeding!
>You get him to open them.
>His eyes are blue within blue.
>"Da sweeper has awakened!"  He says.
>"Fluffy?"
>"I is da kwisatz haderach!"
>Look at him in awe.
>"The Water of Life..."  you whisper.
>Fluffy pone drowns.