>Deadpool sits behind his computer... lurking /mlp/.
>It's a typical night... back on because he's following that new CYOA...
>It's pretty cool.
>He's out of Dr. Pepper. Roommate Forrest Gump bout drank him 15 of em.
>So he has a bottle of Coke in hand...
>He takes a sip.
"Mmm... baby... that feels good~"
>Deadpool is shocked and chokes on Coca Cola.
"Aaahnnn... why'd you stop?"
>Deadpool's astounded that a small aluminum can is talking to him... so he bounces out of the room.
>His best friend Wade comes in...
"You'll just have to do..."
>The can sprouts arms and kong vaults onto Wade's lips forcing the brown liquid into his mouth.
"Aaaaa!! soo good, baby!"
>Wade manages to quench the beast.
"You're such a stud..."
>Wade shakes his head in agreement...
>because Wade's been keeping a secret this entire time...
>The can blushes in anticipation.
>This whole time, Wade was actually a faget