'twas a yellow horse quite merry, and you wanted her "berry". But she did not have a slit. As she surpressed your fit, you lost your ass cherry.   Blue one, the fast, for you she gave her best. But the yellow one would not allow, You were in trouble now. Your ass you had to avast.   You run, but no escape from the inevitable rape. To the gods you pray, for it helps not if you say nay-- Now you are panting with your anus agape   Dawn sets upon the land, Obnoxious yellow one at hand Realize she will persist Knowing not to resist She hurts your prostate gland