>Well, this is it.
    >This is the day you finally face your fears of death, and kill yourself.
    >Sure, you are absolutely terrified of dying, but the idea of being stuck here away from your family and friends for the rest of your life terrifies you even more.
    >You go over these thoughts in your head as you tie up a noose on a tree near the exit of Ponyville.
    >After testing the rope to see if it's tied well enough, you stick your head through the loop and remove your feet from the stool you are standing on.
    >The air is removed from your lungs immediately.
    >You struggle for a little bit, but soon give in to the slowly creeping darkness.
    >"Anon?!"
    >Wha..?
    >A streak of pinkish purple light streaks past your head.
    >You feel the tension around your neck loosen as the rope gets cut.
    >Then you hit the ground.
    "Ugghh... What happened..?"
    >You see a pair of purple hooves run up to you.
    >"Anon, are you okay?!"
    >Looking up, you see the face of Twilight Sparkle.
    "Uhh... Yeah..?"
    >She heaves a sigh of relief.
    >"Oh, thank Celestia! You had me so worried! Anon, you need to be more careful when making a rope swing in a tree."
    >Rope what?
    "God dammit Purple Smart, can't you just let me kill myself in peace..?"
    >She cocks an eyebrow up in confusion.
    >"Sorry, what was that?"
    >You shake your head as you sit up.
    "Nothing, sorry..."
    >She shrugs.
    >"If you say so. Are you going to be okay, Anon?"
    >You slowly stand up and dust yourself off.
    "Yeah, I'll be fine."
    >The purple pone perks up.
    >"Oh, well, okay! Are we still on for lunch today?"
    >This bitch.
    "Yeah, sure..."
    >With a wide grin on her face, she speaks.
    >"Great! I'll meet you there, 2 PM, right?"
    >Dusting yourself off, you speak.
    "Yeah."
    >Twilight smiles one last time before turning to walk away.
    >"Gotcha! See you then!"
    >Fucking ponies