>Be fluffy pony abuser
>Go on a business trip to Vietnam
>While you're there, get the urdge to indulge in the dirty deed
>Pick up a small blue rescue filly
>Cute enough to kill
>Fuck yeah
>Take back to the hotel
"Okay, fluffy, we're gonna play a little game."
>"Okay fada."
>Strange.
>You put the fluffy pony in the sink and begin to saw its legs off one by one
>Yes, they come off
>Yes, the bones snap and break and yes, they satisfy you
>But it's not screaming
>After the fourth hoof comes off, you raise it up
"What is the deal? This isn't scaring you at all?"
>The fluffy pony stares at you and simply says, "Fwuffy seen sum shi'."
> Vietnamese fluffy pony abusers are fucking hardcore.