>Downtown Manhattan >A typical sight, a stray fluffy pony approaches a bypassing pedestrian >"Pwese hewp fwuffy... no can' fin' nummies... so hungie..." >The man grunts and walks on >Unfortunately, the fluffy pony can't take no for an answer >Fluffy pony follows its last hope - for it and its herd >"Pweese!! Fwuffies nee' nummies, weawwy weawwy owwies!!" >From out of the alley trots a massive herd of fluffy ponies - there must be at least a hundred >Must be several herds combined >The man realizes he must stop this right now >"No!! Fuck off, twerps!!!" >The man quickly kicks the "smarty friend" into its group of friends >The smarty fluffy falls to the ground, and there it lay, still and dying >The rest of its friends look on in awe, and one childish voice cries, "Hewp smawty! Gif' huggies!" >All of the massive crowd of poor animals merges in on the dying fluffy and, with all their might, compress their little masses into the center of it >Now the fluffy herd is forming a big orb-ish shape on the pavement >The air grows denser >The city stills >Fluffies from all around New York come together to heed the call of medicinal huggies >The orb grows ever larger, until >The sprawling island is thrown in a deafening pop >All of Downtown Manhattan awakens to a strange sight >The man looks on as a fluffy pony with the height of two humans walks down broadway towards an Italian eatery   >The man's eyes widen >From all angles, fluffy ponies still flood towards the enormous fluffy pony, each one jumping into its fluff and disappearing like magic >The huge fluffy pony reaches the Italian restaurant, now amass with wide-eyed patrons >It soon finds that it is too big to fit through the door >It takes a deep breath and wails in a thundering, high-pitched voice, "WAN' SKETTIES!!!" >Fluffy Giant bursts through the front of the establishment and crushes a small child in doing so >As the panicked diners flood out, including a screaming mother >Fluffy pony crashes through another wall to the kitchen >A falling light crashes into the head of a chef and knocks him the fuck out >Fluffy Giant spots the pot of boiling spaghetti and runs for it >The pot is emptied in moments >"'MO'!!" >All the while, fluffy ponies have been coming into the breaking building and joining in the fluffy giant's fluff, increasing his size exponentially >Fluffy pony breaks through the roof of the kitchen, and has to drag his head out of the building in a search for more spaghetti >Outside, waiting for him, are three armored policecars   >"ATTENTION, CREATURE: YOU ARE SURROUNDED. THERE'S NO ESCAPING, STAND DOWN NOW, OR FACE DEADLY FORCE." >Fluffy Giant scans around the street, booming, "WHEW FWEIN'?" >The captain takes action, "SHOOT THE PRICK!!" >Gunshots spray into the beast's fluff >Fluffy Giant is knocked back on its hind hooves and falls to the ground, motionless >Aside from the injured's cries, all is silent >A police officer cautiously utters, "I-... is it dead?" >"I think..." >"OOOOOWWWWWIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!" >The monster gets up in s shriek of terror and adrenaline, and dashes through the police cars >Fluffy pony dashes down the street, smaller fluffies still constantly adding to its mass >Fluffy is now approximately the size of a British two-story bus   > >Two days, three hours later >Downtown Manhattan is a warzone >The strange fluffy pony-esque creature the government has labeled, "The Anomaly," is currently pawwing at the Empire State Building >Eventually, its now-calloused and bloodied hooves gain traction at the building's top - the fluffy is now almost as tall as the building >Fluffy Giant, with some effort, climbsonto the top of the building, and subsequently begins whimpering in a god-like voice, "FWUFFY TOO HIGH, *SOB* WAN' GO DOWN NOW, WAN' HUGGIES" >The President of the United States looks on from a live video feed >"What would you like to do, Mr. President?" >The nation's leader is still a beat >He sighs, exasperated >"...Do it." >He signs the paper > >The living citizens have gathered on the docks of manhattan >Mothers hug their children >Children cry >People say things they can never say again >The plane is approaching >Few notice and care about the fluffy pony approaching the massive crowd, looking down on the ant-like creatures it once begged to >Fluffy pony looks down at the crying masses >"WHY WIDDWE FWEIN'S SA'? HAF' BOOBOOS?"   >By chance >By CHANCE >The man, from those days before, walks from the crowd up to the creature >He simply points a finger toward the incoming missile and, through teary eyes, claims, "That. That's why we're sad. It's... it's over..." >Fluffy Giant looks up at the nuclear weapon >5 >The monster looks down at the man, now fallen to the cement and whimpering like a child >He looks up at the fluffy pony one last time >"I'm... I'm s-... sorry..." >4 >"S'okay..." Fluffy Giant says, sullenly >He looks up at the missile once again >3 >"...NEW FWEIN'?" >2 >The beast rises up on its hind hooves and outstretches its forehooves >"HUGGIES!!!" >1 >The fluffy pony is knocked across the island as the missile sinks into its immense forest of body hair >The crowd looks on in awe > > >*poomf* >The Fluffy Giant explodes into a horrifying tidal wave of small fluffy creatures which lightly spreads itself over the island of Manhattan >The citizens of New York take one each >New York remembers >Never forget