>Come home from work
>Find girlfriend in the living room
"Hey honey."
>"Oh hey baby!"
"How's fluffy?"
>"Oh, I took him to the movies with me today. We had a lot of fun!"
"Oh, that's cool! He didn't cry in the theater?"
>"No! He loved the movie!"
"What did you see?"
>"Breaking Dawn Part 1!"
>You smack her stupid cunt-mouth as hard as you can
>Bitch is on the fucking ground
>You rush to fluffy pony's safe room
>It's too late
>Find fluffy pony corpse next to a stolen make-up bag from mommy, covered in white powder and glitter, passed out
>Fluffy pony died of a brooding overdose
 
AUTHOR'S NOTE: lol you all thought it was gonna be fucking a fluffy pony, huh.